Author's Notes: Please note that this is a SuperMarioGlitchy4 fan fiction story but I can't find any sub-category related to web videos, SM64 Bloopers or any other stuff like that. I also don't own the cover image. It is from the SMG4 Wiki. This is also my first FanFiction story.

One day, Mario was sitting in Peach's Castle eating spaghetti and watching TV. He was switching channels when he saw a commercial.
"Hey there! Are you bored and sitting at home all day?" a voice came from the TV. "I don't care TV, I'm trying to eat my spaghetti," said Mario. "Then you need a slide builder! You can make your own slide with it! Comes with pieces, fusing tools and much more!" the voice said to a slideshow of pictures of a kit with slide pieces coming with it. Mario didn't want to buy the kit, responding with a no.

He switched to another channel which advertised a new video game about Sonic the Hedgehog. "Once upon a time, Sonic is peacefully doing his business," another voice said from the TV, "when the land is under danger! Robotnik's going to claim it as his own. Will Sonic save Mobius?" "BULLSHIT! I DON'T EVEN FREAKING CARE ABOUT SONIC!" said Mario, however getting a response from the TV, "Find out in the new Sonic video game: Sonic: Mobius Reunion!" Mario started screaming in rage upon hearing this.

He kept switching channels and came up with an advertisement for a news channel. "Mushroom Kingdom World News, a channel for foreign Mushroomers interested in news and current affairs," a seriously-sounding voice came from the television, "launches Monday at 6:00 PM local time." Mario got even angrier.

He then came up with an advertisement for face cream. "Viola Face Cream! Gets rid of pimples," a female voice sung. "You'll get better when you try it; it even gets rid of wrinkles!" Mario started screaming ala the Angry German Kid. He switched channels again and heard another voice from the TV. "We know business will change in the future," it said. "Introducing MushroFutureBank, the bank of tomorrow." Mario switched again and was scared from the sudden sight of a nightmarish face. A deep voice came from the TV. "Five Nights at Freddy's 4. This time, the terror has followed you HOME," it screamed at this part. "Go to Steam and buy the game. Beware of jumpscares."

This time, at first Mario was really scared to the point of having tachycardia, but then he got angry when he remembered what happened the last time he went to Freddy's Spaghetteria. He tried switching channels again and his fear and anger turned to excitement as he saw a caption on the TV. It read,

"NEW SPAGHETTI FACTORY
OPENS UP TOMORROW AT 8:00 AM"

Mario started raping the TV upon the sight of the word "spaghetti". He then came up to SuperMarioGlitchy4's room, where the latter was minding his business making a blooper. Mario broke in and told SMG4, "HEYMANANEWSPAGHETTIFACTORYISOPENINGTOMORROWHOLYSHITCANYOUTAKEMETHERE?" SMG4's happiness turned into anger and depression. He just spat out a woohoo.

The next day, Mario was really sick of waiting for SMG4. The latter, still depressed, came in the Castle. "My car is ready. We can go now," he said. Mario's eyes started to sparkle upon hearing this. His jaw dropped and he flew right into SMG4's car, destroying it. SMG4 got even more depressed and just took Mario by foot.

Later, the duo arrived at the factory. Mario was excited when all of a sudden, a red Teletubby wearing the Cat in the Hat's hat came out of nowhere. "You should be the guy that I met last time, didn't you?" he said.

THE END
Sorry if the story is a little rushed or weird, but I hope you liked it.