Jesse was sitting down, a piece of paper in front of him, and his Duel Sprit, Ruby Carbuncle sitting opposite him

Jesse was sitting down, a piece of paper in front of him, and his Duel Sprit, Ruby Carbuncle sitting opposite him. It was a sunny day outside, and most of the students were having a relaxing time outside. Not Jesse though. He was fed up with Ruby only ever saying "Ruby", so he had decided to teach her English.

"Okay Ruby" Jesse said "This is an A" drawing one on the sheet "Can you say that?"

Ruby looked at the sheet, looked at Jesse and said "Ruby."

"No, no, no, no, no!" Jesse said "Try it again aaaaaaaaa"

"Rubyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

"Ruby, I'm sure it can't be that difficult." Jesse yelled

Ruby opened her and started to speak, slowly but surely "Ah….ah…..ah"

"Yes, yes" said Jesse, egging her on.

"Ruby".

Jesse's head slammed against the table. "This may take some time" he thought to himself.

An hour or so later

"Come on Ruby say it, say it." Jesse said coaxingly

"A" she pronounced.

"YES!" yelled Jesse. He leapt up and started doing a wild dance around the room. Ruby watched this until Jaden walked in, accompanied by Winged Kuriboh.

"Hey, Ruby." He said to the Duel Sprit. He looked up at Jesse, who had not noticed them enter. "Uh….. Jesse did throw away that super strong coffee he got didn't he?"

Jesse eventually noticed them. When he was on a heap on the floor. "Uhhh… Hey Jay." He said trying to regain his composure. "Uhhh… hi Jesse, did you buy any more of that coffee, the one that made Syrus so hyper it took us several hours to catch him?" "No" Jesse said clambering up "I've been teaching Ruby to speak English!"

"Okay so how's it going?"

"Show him Ruby."

"A" said Ruby

"See, isn't it awesome." Jesse said staring at Jaden.

"Yeah... any way Sheppard wants to see you, something about Shirley stuck in Crowler's toilet."

"Oh right" Jesse said "Listen Jay, I don't suppose you'd carry on the lesson with Ruby would ya, were doing the Alphabet?"

"Sure thing."

"Great, well see ya." Jesse exited the room and closed the door behind him.

Jaden turned to Ruby "So…what do you want to do?"

Ruby pointed at something with her tail.

"Oh yeah, I agree with you."

Another hour or so later

Jesse walked back to his room. Who'd of know Crowler would have had a hissy fit , when he saw Shirley in his toilet. It hadn't been him anyway. It was Syrus and Chazz, and someone had thought that Syrus was him. How annoying.

He reached the door to his room. And heard laughter and a lot of noise. "Oh oh."

He burst in to find, Jaden on the couch with Ruby and Kuriboh, watching Dane Cook on the TV.

"NO!" he yelled. He charged forward and turned off the TV.

"Jaden what are you doing?"

Jaden looked at the bluenette. "We got bored Jess."

"From what, studying?"

"Nah, from playing Warriors Orochi (Awesome game buy it, buy it, buy it)."

Jesse looked terrified. He ran forward and knelt down next to Ruby.

"Ruby, Ruby, Ruby can you still say a?" Jesse asked his Duel Sprit, pleading.

Ruby sat there looking at Jaden for a long time and finally said "Ruby."

Jesse looked aghast at Ruby then he looked at Jaden, then at Ruby, back to Jaden, and for the last time back to Ruby. And then fainted. Ruby looked at Jesse inanimate body and then looked at Jaden. " I don't think he took are little joke that well did he Jaden?" Ruby said.

OK, as this is my first Gx fic it's proberly crap. Anywho please review and no flames

Later

MYST08