Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Why don't I own it? D:

WARNING: Implied 1827 and 8059. Cuz' you know. They ARE OTP.

The everyday of a Vongola Decimo is not completely average. He either has to deal with a perverted pineapple stalking him through every corridor, or the violent skylark whom keep pestering him about a "punishment" that usually occurs in said person's bedroom. Of course, he decided there needed to be a few rules set down, and that included all unnecessary explosions of dynamite through his estate.

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"Everyone needs to come to the meeting. That's final."

The angry tuna marched to the meeting room as the rest of the Vongola family stared in shock. They'd never seen their boss/lover, in some cases friend, that angry since the X-Burner-Pineapple incident. Deciding that they didn't want to be exclusively fried by the pure flames their Decimo held, they followed him to the room in unison.

All six guardians sat down in their respectiver seats nervously, excluding the fact that skylark and pineapple were smirking.

"All right, I know that everyone has matured over the years you've became my guardians, and I respect that. It's just; could you not hold your fights in my home, traumatize the maids and butlers, steal my boxers, throw dynamite everywhere, keep making noises that can even scare the security outside, stop wielding tonfas and proclaiming everyone as "herbivore", keep your boxes closed for at least a day, and not steal my boxers? Wait, I said that already; but seriously. What's the point of stealing my boxers?"

"Kufu-"

"Don't 'Kufufu' me, Mukuro-san. I know it was you, anyway. You cause enough trouble, that is."

The fork-possessed pineapple pouted a little before his face contorted into another triumphant grin worthy of Bel.

"So, as I was saying, I'm deciding to lay down a few rules. Those who don't follow them have their own punishments. Reborn has already agreed to this, since he's the only one who doesn't cause trouble."

"I have to object, Tsunayoshi-kun. What does my poor Chrome have to do with any of this."

"Eto? You didn't notice? She's trying to leek photos of all the guardians together because of her yaoi disease she got from Shamale, not like she needed the mosquito bite to do all these things. She's also had encouragement from you, why does she have so much doujin-books in her room?"

"Kufufu~ I just wanted her to-"

"No, Mukuro. I don't want to hear it. Besides that, she's also been setting up random people to her own pleasure. I'll be explaining punishment now.

Gokudera-san. I'll make someone else my right-hand man.

Yamamoto. I'll throw your katana into the incinerator.

Kyoya. You're not allow to fuck m-. No. Don't give me that smirk. It's you who can't live without it.

Mukuro. I'll send you back to Vin-. That's to harsh...You're probably thinking that I can't think of anymore punishments for you. So, if you break the rules, I'll personally cut your hair and take your stupid fork away.

Nii-san. I'll cut you from any access to boxing.

Chrome. I'll take away your yaoi.

Lambo, I'll tell I-pin to ignore you until you behave again. Of course she'll listen-"

"Dame-Tsuna. You've been droning on and on about the 'rules'. What are they?"

"E-eh? Reborn! I thought you went to Germany to-"

"I did, and I came back.

So, No-good Tsuna. Hurry up and tell us the rules so I can take the stupid cow back to my room."

"...Use the room on the east of the building. The far east.

So, now then:

'The Rules of the Vongola Household'

None shall steal Sawada Tsunayoshi's boxers. (Preferably directed to Rokudo Mukuro.)

None shall...have their activities in the corridors. (To Gokudera-san and Yamamoto.)

None shall blow up ANY part of the household. (To everyone.)

None shall dye Hibird in pink...or any other colors for that matter. (To Gokudera-san.)"