Disclaimer: Does it bear repeating?
Written for Jael's Thursday100 "Remember Us?" challenge on LiveJournal.
Anita second guessed her choice the minute she saw her husband's arched eyebrow and bemused grin. After twenty-five years of marriage, Don knew certain questions were the kiss of death so he wisely held his tongue and kissed her goodbye.
Several hours and countless stares later, Anita was convinced part of her anatomy had taken on a life of its own. Green's reaction was the straw that broke the camel's back. When he finished his briefing she looked at her cleavage for several seconds before looking at him. He was clearly bewildered.
"Hell, Ed. I was just waiting to see if they'd answer you back!"