Disclaimer: I do not own in anyway Harry potter.
The day Lockhart contributed to develop the student's imagination.
"Let me introduce you to your new Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher…Me!
Gilderoy Lockhart…
Order of Merlin…
Third Class…
Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League…
And five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award.
But I don't talk about that."
"I see you have bought a complete set of my books, well done.
Now, I thought we'd start today with a little quiz.
Nothing to worry about! Just to check how, well, about how much you take it in.
You have thirty minutes. Start, NOW!"
Defense against the Dark Arts
Second Year Essential Knowledge Quiz
Teacher: The illustrious Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin: Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award. A.K.A: The failed attempt of a humanoid-animal transformation: project peacock
Name of the student: The Fraud Son of the servant of the red hair House: located at the corner of Greatest Hangleton (you should visit, is near the big, really BIG house in Little Hangleton, oh, and if you see a really Big snake, do not worry, is the neighbor's pet)
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?
Probably a blend between the most flamboyant color to ever exit and the most headache inducing one; doubtless Yellow, or purple, something in between…or maybe Green?
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?
Not dying yet? Breathing?
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?
Getting a refund to the fraud that sold him a defective brain.
When Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday is and what would his ideal gift be?
Friday 13th of 1960, in Chile? And a mirror, it is definitively a mirror.
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award?
I know this, I know I know it…when have I heard it? It is familiar…very familiar… the correct answer Must be…3?
In his book Break with a Banshee, how did Gilderoy Lockhart bravely banish the Bandon Banshee?
By smiling at her, duh, I'm not a dunderheaded; I know how to listen, thank you very much.
Which is Gilderoy Lockhart's best side for photographs?
No matter which 'cause Photoshop exist. (Hey, that rhymed!)
Has Gilderoy Lockhart ever won the Dunstable Duelling Championship for wizards or just been pipped at the post?
Does that even exist?
Which product does Gilderoy Lockhart use to clean his teeth with to achieve his famous dazzling white smile?
Colgate Advance Deep Clean or Luminous White.
Which is the person name which Gilderoy Lockhart has given to his broomstick?
Does he even know how to fly?
To continue…
Author's note: So, what do you think about it?
This was a little drabble that has been in my mind for some time that just couldn't be erased! So how was it?
Maybe I'll post later on some more questions/answers. If you want you can also send me any question you want to appear in this.
Thank you all for reading this, it is appreciated.
Cheers.
Aria.