MERRY [Late] CHRISTMAS!

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

A/N: This is really OOC'd…ish. Haha (: I was inspired when I went to Rite Aid for ice-cream. You know, I wrote this a long time ago on my old account and was too lazy to fix. Please don't blame me. I tried hard to correct it for it's possible fails?

-Flashback-

Me: Sigh. I want to go home already *D:*

Mom: Hey, come here. I'm going to Rite Aid for ice-cream.

Me: o_o Sure. GAHHHHHHHHH. I need another idea for my fanfictions.

Bro: Hey, sis. I bet you're thinking of your pervy fanfics right now, right?

Me: Damn. How'd he know? *Looks over at the toy dinosaurs.* Dinosaurs. Dino…Tsuna…BUAHAHAHA.

(And unfortunately, I yelled *BUAHAHAHA* out loud.) o_o

Thank you to all who read my crappy fanfics ^^; Enjoy. Sorry for the grammar mistakes.

Pairing: HibarixTsuna or 1827(Whichever you prefer.) BTW: Hibari acknowledges Tsuna as an "omnivore" in my story.


Sigh. Today's Christmas Eve.

"Dame-Tsuna. It's Christmas and Maman and everyone else is leaving you behind for a vacation."

"E-eh? Why?"

"Because it's supposed to be a relaxing trip for her."

"That's mean."

"So, Dame-Tsuna, I told Maman that nobody agreed to you watching over the house and that you would stay over at your Cloud guardian's place."

"HIIEEE? W-why not Gokudera-kun's home...or even Yamamoto's?"

"They're out too. Bianchi's staying with Gokudera and he ran away to who-know's-where. Yamamoto and his father are out catching fish…would you like to stay with Haru and Kyoko?"

"Definitely not Haru…but Kyoko's fine?"

"By the way, Dame-Tsuna, if you stay with Kyoko, she'll think of you as a pervert for the rest of your life."

"…Okay! I'll stay…w-with…Hibari-san."

"Congratulations. Hibari was looking for a new partner."

"HIIIIIEEEE?"

Traveling to Hibari's home wasn't the problem, the difficulty was when Hibari was dressed in his uniform with his tonfas in a fighting stance.

"H-hibari-san?"

"Infant. You really brought the omnivore. I should thank you later."

"No problem," replied the obviously amused Reborn.

"REBORN! You said I wouldn't die!" The whimpering brunette made Hibari twitch.

"Well its fine, Dame-Tsuna, if you died, then you wouldn't be fit to stay as the tenth Vongola boss."

Finally, after Reborn spoke of the rewards to Hibari for letting the small brunette stay at his residence, the prefect reluctantly let Tsuna inside without another invitation to fight. Leading the Decimo to the bedroom, he finally made up his mine.

"Omnivore. Get on the bed."

"Eh? Hibari-san?"

"Get. On. The. Bed."

"H-h-h-h-ai!"

Hibari, placing his tonfas on a chair, carefully pushed the young Vongola boss where his back was parallel to the sheets.

"H-hiba-"

A forceful kiss was thrown onto the brunette's small pink lips and was followed by a quick, but passionate one.

"H-hibari-s-"

He was once more cut off.

"Call me Kyoya."

"K-kyoya?"

"Yes?"

"W-what a-are you d-doing?"

Slowly towering over him he whispered:

I'm taking what I own. Merry Christmas.

Omake:

Tsuna: Kyoya! Look what you did!

Hibari: I still accept him as our child.

Tsuna: TTATT

Reborn:Hibari. You didn't impregnate that Dame-Tsuna…did you?

Hibari+Tsuna:…

Dark: THIS IS NOT TURNING INTO MPREG!

Tsuna: Gomenasai! It's just that Kyoya won't stop when I tell him to.

Hibari: Tch.

Dark: That's it. No more 1827 MPreg daydreaming

Hibari: I'll bite you to death.

I enjoyed writing this even though it was...not good?