Disclaimer: I will never own anything…
A/N: Some OOC-ness here… I can't really depict the RRB's personalities…They're just… pretty dumb kids…
Oh yeah! They're nineteen here.
BABY!!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Buttercup's shriek/scream/gasp shook the whole Utonium household, "OH MY GOD…. AAAAAAHHH!!!"
She panicked as she literally ran around her room, thousands of thoughts running down her mind, most of them were "fuck", "shit", "Oh my fucking God" and "mommy".
She came to a halt as she looked at her reflection again. Shaking and gasping for breath, she ran her hands through her body and rested them on her belly.
"How could this fucking happen?" she merely squeaked, tears threatening to fall down any minute. She blinked them away instantly… She's the tough one… SHE WILL NEVER CRY!
So instead, she screamed like the girl that she is.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH gasp for air AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
With that, she awakened the grumpiest man in Townsville.
Professor Utonium without morning coffee.
"BUTTERCUP, WHAT IS WITH THE SCREAMING? KEEP YOUR VOICE DO-OH HOLY COW!!" Professor barged in her room and screamed, but that was before he laid his eyes on her… His jaw suddenly felt too heavy to support.
Stare… stare…
Eye contact….eye contact….
Twitch… twitch…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Listen to the harmonious duo of Buttercup and Professor Utonium.
To those who listened to them or just heard them, were woken-up at 7 a.m. on a Sunday. Now, because people always liked sleeping in on Sundays, they didn't appreciate the wake-up call. So they decided to give the two a piece pf their minds.
So they, meaning Blossom and Bubbles, went to Buttercup's room, readying themselves to scream at the top of their lungs.
Barging in her room, the two girls glared at Buttercup and let out a long string of
-- Squeaks.
"Oh my God, Buttercup…"
Whine… whine…
"Buttercup… You're PREGNANT…"
Buttercup's head snapped, "Oh, thank you for stating the obvious, Bubbles."
Ignoring the Professor, who have passed out on the floor, Blossom walked around the room, all the while gaping at the suddenly pregnant girl.
"Buttercup, what happened?"
Buttercup whined, "I don't know…"
"Why are you… pregnant?"
More whining, "I WOKE UP PREGNANT!"
"LET'S CALL THE CHILD BARBIE!" Bubbles decided to look on the brighter side.
Stare… stare…
"Bubbles, what kind of fucked-up parent would name their child after some blonde doll?" Blossom put her hands on her hips, frowning.
"Buttercup's pretty fucked-up…"
The green puff chuckled, "Guys, let's focus on the more important subject here… LIKE MY INSTANT POT BELLY!!"
Silence…
"Can you recall the past events that have happened to you?"
Buttercup buried her face in her hands and growled, "Yes Blossom… I am pregnant, not amnesiac…"
"Do tell…"
"Well… I ate a hotdog, strolled around the park, ate an apple, attempted to kill Butch, ate a hotdog-"
"You ate two hotdogs in a day?" Bubbles interjected, frowning.
Glare… glare…
"Sorry…"
"Anyway, I watched T.V., argued with you, ate dinner, went to bed and… WOKE UP PREGNANT!!" Buttercup suddenly shouted, shaking her fists up the air.
"Calm down…"
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN BLOSS? I'M PREGNANT!"
"Have you ever has intercourse? That's how you get pregnant."
"Bubbles, even if I had sex, becoming pregnant… becoming nine months pregnant overnight is still quite IMPOSSIBLE!"
"How come you know you're nine months pregnant?"
"Bubs… THAT'S NOT THE POINT!! THE POINT IS I'M PREGNANT AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY OR HOW!!" Buttercup stomped her foot on the ground and started screaming.
'Oh God Buttercup… CALM DOWN, I'M TRYING TO THINK!" Blossom growled, covering her ears.
Buttercup huffed, "You try being pregnant overnight, let's see if you can stay calm!"
Glare… glare…
"Woah! Buttercup, what did you eat? You're FAT!"
Twitch… twitch…
"Who said that?" the girls whirled around, only to see a green ruff flying by Buttercup's window.
"Butch, Buttercup's pregnant… not fat." Bubbles corrected Butch, unlike her other sisters, no sign anger was present on her face.
"Pregnant, fat, what's the difference?" Butch smirked then whirled around, turning his back on the girls.
The girls sighed, good… He was leaving.
"YO BRICK, BOOMER! CHECK THIS OUT!"
Great…
The other two boys quickly appeared on the window, laughing, pointing and mocking.
"Woah! Dude, you look nasty!" Boomer, the blond ruff, laughed.
Annoyed, Blossom stepped in front of Buttercup, who was covering her face in rage, embarrassment and frustration.
"You obviously picked the wrong time to piss us off… Because we're already pissed off… NOW LEAVE BEFORE I KILL YOU!"
Obviously, the threat was no use.
"FAT! FAT!"
"FAT AND UGLY!"
"GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU!"
"Leave Buttercup alone!"
"Eww… That's nasty!"
"Woah! Professor Dude is dead!!"
"Nyahahaha!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Everyone's attention turned to Buttercup, who suddenly shrieked and clutched her stomach in pain.
"Your water broke?" Blossom worriedly tended to her sister.
Buttercup stared at her, "I don't even know what that is! But… Contractions… Painful… I'M DYING!"
Gasps… gasps…
---- At the hospital----
The nurse smiled gently at Buttercup, "False alarm honey… But don't worry, you'll have your baby soon… Now call me when I'm needed."
It was official… Buttercup Utonium was officially crying/sobbing/whining.
"There, there." Bubbles, the sympathetic one, patted her sister's back .
"Bubs, I'm just a freshman in college… I'm not ready to have a kid… I don't even know how I got it… I can't even babysit! This kid will die after ten minutes of having me as a mother!"
Silence…
"So… There's a possibility that it can be my kid…"
Buttercup stared, "Butch, what are you talking about?"
"Well… I mean… We have done it…"
….
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Fifth time Buttercup shrieked.
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End of chapter.