This story came about because of my new obsession with that Badger song on youtube and my mom's hatred towards it. i do not own youtube, the badger song or the implied youtube video at the end. i also do not own Justice league. so i own NOTHING! *tears* Anyway, please review and tell me what you think. :D

L.L.A.P

~Laces

"Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! SNAKE! SNAKE!" Flash sung hyperly, strolling through the hall way of the watch tower.

"What the heck are you singing." Green Lantern inquired. Flash beamed a smile at his friend, and exclaimed,

"One of the coolest new songs on Youtube!" Green Lantern gave him an inquisitive look, and in a blink of an eye, Flash had a laptop in his hands with the Youtube video ready to go.

"YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS!" he smiled happily.

"You've been drinking soda again, haven't you?" Green Lantern sighed, shaking his head, but reluctantly watched the video as Badgers danced and mushrooms and a snake popped up on the screen randomly.

It was something so childish, but despite himself, Green Lantern started chuckling. Quickly his chuckle became full out laughter. Once the video was over, both he and Flash looked at each other. Then sang in unison,

"Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom! Mushroom!" They knew they had to show this new hit to everyone in the watch tower.

Soon all the league members were singing and laughing to the song. All except Batman and Question.

Batman had heard the song before the league even started listening to it because of Tim, but he was still not amused by it. However, in his sleep all he could hear was,

"Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom! Mushroom!" That's when he knew that something just wasn't right.

"Question." he stated, standing outside the deranged man's door in the watchtower. The door quickly slid open.

"Ah, Batman." nodded Question. "I take it this is about the Badger song."

"Yes. There is something wrong with it." he stated seriously. Question let him walk into the room, and then stated,

"Why? Because it is causing men, women, and children alike joy equivalent to people who are drunk, or because it is subconsciously brain washing people?" Batman stared at the faceless man.

"Brainwashing people?" he questioned.

"Yes." Question stated nonchalantly. Batman couldn't understand why the conspiracy theorist was being so calm about this.

"Brainwashing people to do what? Are the league members in any danger?" Batman inquired, and Question just chuckled.

"They'll be fine. I doubt the maker of the video has any clue he was doing any brainwashing. It was just a freak accident. And the video is only brainwashing people to share the video to more people." he shrugged. "Luckily I have come up with a solution. All we have to do is get a more addicting Youtube video for them to watch."

~Two Days Later~

"Hey John! You gotta see this video!" Flash exclaimed, running up to Green Lantern. On the computer appeared a small boy, holding a baby with the boys finger in the baby's mouth.

"OW Charley! OW! Charley bit me."

~End~

There you have it! Yah... i was bored. I hope you enjoyed! Please tell me what you think!

L.L.A.P

~Laces