From Artemis Fowl's File Cabinet
-*INTRODUCTION*-
After 15-20 minutes of working on the lock of Master Fowl's file cabinet with a bent paper clip, I discovered many files and newspaper clippings stuffed in folders with coded titles. I also found some sort of diary, with the young mastermind's true thoughts on the matters in the folders.
Many of these files are about the Fairies. Even so, there are many other things, from classified advertisements for an assortment of different items, to little, flat bags of shredded Post-It notes stuck into the folders, to age-old crumbly grocery lists.
Months of studying these little "tidbits" of information, I have learned a great deal of information about Artemis Fowl. One of these things is that though everyone thinks he is a genius, everything he makes is not next-to-impossible. For example, the file cabinet. If it only took me 15-20 minutes to open with a paper clip... Well, he isn't as smart as everybody thinks.
Since I am currently stuck in a well with a giraffe and a pineapple, we shall have to talk later, since I am beginning.to slip.off the.giraffe.into the- *splashing and gurgling sounds are heard*
Sorry about that.
Thankfully, the files are not with me. They are locked in the car. The keys are here somewhere.. *searches pockets*
Oh, great, I dropped them in the water. Well, I shall talk to you later when I retrieve the car keys, the files, some dry clothes, and a cup of cocoa. Farewell till then! *dives into the water*
-*INTRODUCTION*-
After 15-20 minutes of working on the lock of Master Fowl's file cabinet with a bent paper clip, I discovered many files and newspaper clippings stuffed in folders with coded titles. I also found some sort of diary, with the young mastermind's true thoughts on the matters in the folders.
Many of these files are about the Fairies. Even so, there are many other things, from classified advertisements for an assortment of different items, to little, flat bags of shredded Post-It notes stuck into the folders, to age-old crumbly grocery lists.
Months of studying these little "tidbits" of information, I have learned a great deal of information about Artemis Fowl. One of these things is that though everyone thinks he is a genius, everything he makes is not next-to-impossible. For example, the file cabinet. If it only took me 15-20 minutes to open with a paper clip... Well, he isn't as smart as everybody thinks.
Since I am currently stuck in a well with a giraffe and a pineapple, we shall have to talk later, since I am beginning.to slip.off the.giraffe.into the- *splashing and gurgling sounds are heard*
Sorry about that.
Thankfully, the files are not with me. They are locked in the car. The keys are here somewhere.. *searches pockets*
Oh, great, I dropped them in the water. Well, I shall talk to you later when I retrieve the car keys, the files, some dry clothes, and a cup of cocoa. Farewell till then! *dives into the water*