A/N: A warning, most of the characters, except for Jun, are supposed to be very OOC. Another warning, this story might be really weird. If you don't like a little JunXShinku, I suggest you don't read this. Anyone, I'm not finished with my other story, Yotsuba's New Dolls, I think I'll put the new chapter out soon.

Chapter 1: Aunt Suigintou?

"Jun!"

"Ow!" The sleeping boy felt something hard hit him right on the head. He leaped out of bed to see Shinku holding . . . a bag of rocks.

The red doll tapped her foot in annoyance and sighed "You've slept too long! Aunt Suigintou is coming any minute!"

Jun rubbed his head and gave her a confused glance "Aunt Suigintou?" he repeated.

"Yes, Aunt Suigintou!" Shinku replied. She let out another sigh "The children aren't even awake yet! Go get them out of bed, immediately!" The doll said furiously.

Jun looked more and more confused with every word that came out of Shinku's mouth. What the heck was going on here? Did he have amnesia or something? "What children? Whose?" Jun asked sleepily.

Sigh. This sigh was even longer than the last few ones. That was obviously the last question on Earth that Shinku wanted to hear. The fifth doll narrowed her eyes at him "Are you asleep or something? Whose children do you think?"

This was probably the hardest question Jun was ever asked. He had no idea what Shinku was even talking about, and he was afraid if he answered wrong . . . he would be hit by the bag of rocks that Shinku was still holding threateningly. The medium just stood there dumbly for a few minutes. Shinku pointed to her wrist, as if there were a watch there. Jun shook his head and finally answered "Listen Shinku, I have absolutely no clue of what you are talking about." Jun started to wonder if the rocks had knocked out his memories or something. To him, Shinku was just talking complete nonsense.

The red doll put her hand on her head. It appeared as if Jun was giving her a serious migraine. She looked up at him and said "Our children."

With that statement said, Jun started choking on air. Now he really didn't know what she was talking about. There were so many errors in those two words that Jun could hardly even count them all. First of all, how old did Shinku think he was? He certainly wasn't old enough for that! Had the doll gone mad?

Once Jun's choking fit was over, Shinku frowned "Really …." She sighed "Your behavior is extremely odd today, just please go wake them. You know how my sister is if we aren't all out of bed when she visits."

As Shinku gracefully walked out of the room with her bag of rocks, Jun just sat there, mesmerized and shivering at the thought of what Suigintou might do. Shinku had to be insane. Why did she have a bag of rocks in the first place? He found that his face was turning redder and redder. Honestly, what was that doll thinking? Had Suigintou done something to her? Hesitantly, Jun got up out of bed and put on his glasses. Something was different about his room . . . .

He glanced around his room to see that Suiseiseki's, Hina's, and Souseiseki's cases were no longer there. Shinku's case was still lying in the same spot, but the others were gone. The shelf had also been completely filled with Shinku's things. Hina's items were no longer stuffed in a small corner. Shinku had taken over the whole shelf, and Jun couldn't find his things anywhere. It was as if he was in a whole different dimension . . . .

He glanced up at the walls, they now hung pictures of Jun and the dolls. Most of the pictures were him and Shinku. There were also many pictures of three dolls that he did not recognize. Could those be . . .? No way. Jun stared at one of the pictures of the three dolls for a few moments longer, and he finally nodded his head. They had to be the "children" Shinku had been talking about. His face started reddening again. He knew he had to play along with whatever was going on, the threat of "Aunt" Suigintou taunted him.

Still staring at the picture, he observed his "children". They were all certainly ball jointed dolls. Two of them were girls, and one of them was a boy. The boy looked a lot like him, just a doll version. He had black hair and glasses, just like Jun. The only difference was that he had piercing blue eyes, like Shinku's. He seemed like the oldest. One of them girls had short light pink hair with two small darker colored bows. Her eyes were more of a darker blue than Shinku's and her brother's. She was certainly younger than the brother, but seemed like she was the fraternal twin of the other girl, since they looked the same age … and since there was another picture showing the two dolls that said 'Twins Forever!'. The odd thing was … they looked nothing alike. The other doll wasn't similar looking to her sister, her hair was a lot longer, and white like Suigintou's. Her eyes were like her sister's.

"I better wake the children." Jun said out loud as he headed out the door and into the hallway. There were two new rooms in the house. Nori's room was still there, untouched. Everything in there was exactly the same. That meant that his older sister was still living in the house for some reason. The doors of the new rooms were closed, and on one of them, there was a small hanging sign that read "Oliver's Room!" the wooden sign was painted blue and was bordered with small carvings of water and waves. The door was filled with papers and small drawings. Most of them were excellent, and beautifully drawn. Some of them were obviously from the earlier years, and they looked similar to Hina's old ones. A few of the drawings caught his eye. They were drawings and sketches of him and Shinku. In most of them, he was holding Shinku, or fighting Suigintou and Barasuishou alongside her. One of the most recent looking ones was him carrying Shinku out of the N-Field that they had fought Barasuishou in. The drawing was so amazing … it was like looking in a mirror. One of them made him laugh; it was Shinku ordering him to make her tea, and him reluctantly doing so. He smiled at all of the pictures, they brought back memories.

Jun opened the door to Oliver's room, and slowly walked in. The older doll seemed even older than him. He had no idea how that was even possible, but he shook the boy awake. Oliver awoke with a small grunt and turned towards his "father". The boy rubbed his eyes and yawned "What is it, dad?"

Jun thought to himself Am I just crazy, or has the whole world gone mad? His mind asked him. He sighed, remembering that he had to play along, or else it would just be even more awkward than it already was. He'd already tried talking sense into Shinku, that didn't work so well. "Aunt Suigintou is going to be here any minute, wake up." Jun said calmly.

The boy nodded "Hey, dad." He said "Want to see my two latest drawings before we go eat breakfast? I worked really hard on it!"

"Sure, why not?" Jun replied as Oliver pulled a piece of paper out of his nightstand drawer. Oliver handed the paper to Jun. Jun stared at it, it was a picture of Suigintou raising her sword behind an unexpecting Shinku. The second one was Suigintou hitting Jun in the face … with a bag of rocks. Jun was a little horrified by the sketches. They looked far too real.

Oliver smiled at his father "What do you think? I was going to give them to Aunt Suigintou, she loves my drawings!" he said excitedly.

Jun tried his best to smile at him, but ultimately failed "Don't you think they're a little … I don't know." Jun searched for the right words, but he couldn't come up with any that were right. Oliver chuckled a little "I know, I know. I don't usually draw this kind of stuff … but I figured it would make her happy." He said "To be honest, I don't really like Suiginou at all, but I can't tell mom that." Oliver whispered.

Jun sighed "Uh, I gotta go … wake up your sisters." He said as he walked out of the room "Get ready and stuff." The medium tried his hardest to play along, it was pretty difficult though. He wished he could just figure out what exactly was going on.

Jun trotted towards the other door that was pretty much plain except for a pink wooden sign that said "Hiromi's and Haruhi's Room" slowly, Jun opened the white door and saw two small beds. Both of them carried a sleeping doll. I wonder why they don't sleep in cases …. Jun wondered in his mind. One of the beds was labeled 'Hiromi'. It carried the pink-haired doll. Helpful. Jun thought.

Carefully, Jun tapped Hiromi, who stirred a little and opened her eyes to see her father. She excitedly leaped on him, causing Jun to tumble onto the floor. Jun slipped on what looked like … a pile of cat toys and hit his head on the other daughter's bed, who must have been Haruhi. In a flash, Haruhi awoke, grabbed a bag filled with something that Jun couldn't see, and hit him directly on the head "Intruder alert!" she shouted "Ha! Nice try, Cat Thief!" she said victoriously "I'm not as dumb as you think … I will avenge Kun-Kun!" Haruhi lifted the bag and rocketed it back onto Jun's head. "Ow!" he shouted "That really hurt …." He looked up at Haruhi and he wasn't surprised to see her carrying … a bag of rocks.

Haruhi blinked and looked down at the medium "Oh … sorry, I didn't know it was you, chibi chibi." She laughed with slight embarrassment. Jun looked up at her "Chibi chibi?" Why did she sound like Suiseiseki? Whatever. Jun thought.

"Just get ready. Aunt Suigintou is coming any minute apparently." Jun sighed. What kind of nightmare was this? That's it! Jun thought This is just a dream! A really, really weird dream! Now … how do I get out of it? Jun sighed, if it really was a dream, how would he get out of it? Would he just have to wait until he woke up, or could he somehow exit the dream? Jun always had trouble getting out of strange dreams, he particularly had trouble finding out that it was a dream. Now that he found out … he'd have to find his exit out of the odd dream. Jun wondered how long he could keep his sanity, being stuck in such a painful … and strange dream. He thought to himself, Why would I dream about something like this anyway!

A/N: What did you think of my new story? Please review and tell me how I did ^^