First this is a response to challenge from bad2wolf2mcgee about her story What's in a name? She wanted her readers to try to use not only Torchwood characters but also her character Winter/Nemo. I don't think this will make any sense if you haven't read her story.

Second, I have the flu, but I'm bored out of my mind. This isn't my best work by far but I want to post something before this year ends and I'm a bit stuck on most of the stories I've started on since April. If I'm too horrified later on with this I'll rewrite it.

Third, I'm Swedish and that plus being ill makes it possible that I've made grammatical errors. The document uploader and I had some difficulty understanding each other as well.

So this is just a bit of fun and my first attempt at writing something funny.

Well, bad2wolf2mcgee you literally asked for it.

Winter evaded Jack by swinging up by her rope. She smirked at him from her rope.

"Get down here Nemo!" he glared at her while Winter just smiled at him trying not to laugh.

"Why Jack you sound upset what have happened?" If looks could kill Nemo though she would at least get scotch marks.

"What the hell did you do with my coat?"

"What coat?"

"My RAF-coat… Damn it Nemo you know what coat give it to me."

"Oh you mean that coat. I just borrowed it." The fact that she actually didn't mean to kidnap it just have a nap under it was perhaps nothing she should tell him. He usually made the nightmares less frequent so shy not try to have his smell around her when she slept. Apparently it had the wee side effect of a very pissed of Captain Jack Harkness. Oops. As Jack started to look for ways to get her down with out harming her too much, Owen came in. He looked at the pissed of glare Jack sent winter's way and kept away as quietly as possible going to the med bay.

Meanwhile winter felt it would be wise to move from her position. Jack was starting to eye some of the knots on the ropes a bit scarily. Jack stalked on the ground while Winter swung around making sure she stayed away from the bucket she had left for Myfanwy.

Unfortunately Owen came from the med bay just as jack made his move. Winter could only watch as the bucket tipped and some litres of chocolate milk poured on Owen. As winter heard the wing strokes of the pterodactyl she looked at Owen apologetic.

"I think you should get somewhere out of Myfanwy's way Owen." As Owen raced towards the cog door they could hear Myfanwy closing in. She was just meters away when the cog door closed. If a dinosaur could pout Winter was sure Myfanwy was doing it now.

********************************************Myfanwy***************************************************

Gwen slipped into Owens apartment. Winter kept quite about the fact that Gwen seemed to know her way around the place. That didn't matter what mattered was that Owen had ordered pizza with extra pineapple today. He had smugly sat and ate it while the rest of them were slightly green. There wasn't a part of the pizza not covered with pineapple. They would have revenge.

Gwen grinned evilly as the started to pour powder into Owens's shampoo, winter found his pheromone spray and poured water into it. Satisfied with their corruption of some of his hygiene products they turned their attention towards his wardrobe. The opened the black garbage bag and started throwing in all shirts they could find. They replaced them with shirt like a pink shirt with the inscription "save the flamingos", another one with "save the rainforest", "I should not be forced to be quite about the fact I'm gay" and "I love Britney". They quietly slipped out and made sure that there were several backups so that Owen could not erase the footage from the hub.

Next day when Owen came into the hub Tosh nearly destroyed the file she was working on Jack started laughing and Ianto didn't stop pouring coffee until the hot liquid came in contact with his skin.

"What on earth happened to you Owen?" He was dressed in the clothes from yesterday complete with the grease stains from Jack flinging part of the offending pizza at him. He had green hair rashes and looked like an angry bear.

"Oh dear Owen you should be careful with hair dyeing, I'm guessing it'll go away in perhaps three washes. Owen ignored her and stomped of into the med bay. Gwen and Winter high-fived while Jack tried to contain his laughter.

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Winter watched quietly as Ianto lay sprawled on top of Jack. While she would never watch them actually have sex she had come across them a couple of times just afterwards when the would just lie still stroking each other. At those times they would just be and not hide. While it hurt her she still couldn't stop watching. She loved them both, but knew they should be together.

She watched as Jack started stroking Ianto's hair just keeping Ianto as close as possible towards him. Winter slipped away s was determined that she wouldn't look anymore. It just too much.

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Sleeping with Winter when she wasn't having nightmares could be interesting. She would snuggle against you, if you're Jack Harkness, hold his shirt if you had any and she did something with her feet. She wasn't really rubbing them more like was paddling them. She flexed them straight one at a time while the other was bended in its natural position. She did it often when she was sleeping peacefully, but sometimes she did it when she was awake completely unconscious about it.

It's adorable really Jack thought. In some ways she's just like a kitten separated from its mother too soon, making the kittenish ways linger. You know snuggling and stuff. Of course if he ever informed Nemo that in some ways she was his kitten, she would balk. And he was quite sure she wouldn't like the fact that his mind quite often stressed the "his" part either.

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Winter was out walking the streets and sometimes rooftops. She knew that the moment they realised that she was no longer in the hub this, well morning as it was no longer dark and its four am, she would get a very stern look from Jack. He had been chasing weevils on his own, saying he didn't need help, all night and Winter just couldn't sleep. She knew she should turn back soon, but she really did want to see the sunrise.

When winter came back into the hub all hope of being able to sneak was destroyed by a very upset little being called Pip. Pip was currently pretty much screeching at her and if he had a voice, she had a feeling for the moment he would remind her of Mrs Weasley. She looked around the hub when she heard Owen.

"You know I never really saw the necessity with Pip, but now I do. Who needs a baby alarm when we have him? Good morning Winter, Jack wants to talk to you."

Well what's the verdict? Did I turn her Mary-sueish? I sure hope not.