Just You Average, Ordinary Day—(A Xena Fanfic)
By: Diva'sDream
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Disclaimer: Okay, I'll admit it! I own everything! It's all mine! Mine, do you hear me?! *Mine*!!! Mwa hahahahaha! *Evil Laughter* ...J/K!!! I own absolutely nothing!
Rated: PG for mild language and an insanely scary author, *insane* being the operative word here.
Category: Humor (DUH!!!)
Summary: Just what the title says. This is basically everything you would hear coming from them in the everyday lives of the Xena characters.
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Xena: "You'll be dead in seconds unless you start talkin'," or, (Dramatically) "Gabrielle! She's hurt! Nooooooo! I *must* save her!" (Goes to fight bad guys and save Gabby, AGAIN)
Gabrielle: "C'mon, Xena! Let me tell you a story! Please?!" (Xena: "No!") Gabrielle: "Please?!" (Xena: "No!") Gabrielle: "*Pleeeeeeeeeeease*?!" (Xena: "Okay, okay! Let's hear it.") Gabrielle: (Bores the hell out of Xena with her story)
Joxer: "Iiiiiii'm Joxer the Mighty, I'm very tidy...!" (Keeps singing until he gets hit in the head with something and is knocked out), or, (Trying to impress Gabrielle) "C'mon guys! *Of course* I can take 'em!" (Keeps acting all "tough" until he gets hit in the head with something and is knocked out.)
Callisto: (Angrily) "I'm gonna destroy you Xena, I *will*! You'll see!" (Fails to do so), or, "I don't wanna live anymore! I can't *take* it!" (Tries to kill herself but is unable to for one reason or another)
Ares: "I love you, Xena, *why* don't you love me?! You could be a Warrior Queen, the Ruler of the Universe! Why *not*?!" or, "Xena, I'm gonna *kill* you!"
Ephiny: (Nervously) "Oh no! If I don't do something fast, my sister Amazons will be *doomed*!" or, "I *have* to protect Gabrielle!" (A/n: C'mon, you know she *always* ends up having to protect the girl practically *every* time they meet up!)
Velasca: "I *can't* believe Gabrielle and Xena defeated me! Me, a great Amazon warrior!" or, "Gabrielle will *pay*! The little girl stole *my* crown! *I* was supposed to be Queen of the Amazons! Me, not her, *me*!" (A/n: Ah, get over it, wimp!)
Caesar: "I think *used* to love Xena, but now I'm gonna kill her!" or, "Brutus betrayed me! My best friend! I can't believe it!" (A/n: Again, ah, get over it, wimp!)
Eve: (Sincerely) "How will I *ever* make up for that monster I used to be?!" or, "I must teach the words of Eli to all of mankind!" (Meets up with some people she attacked as Livia and gets chased out of town)
Lao Ma: "Do the right thing, Xena! Follow the path to righteousness!" (Does some cool Kung Fu moves)
Autolocyss: (Putting on the "macho man" act) "Of course I can break out of this prison. I *am* the King of Thieves! The Master of Escape!" or, (Talking about object he's trying to steal) "Xena, why can't I steal it! C'mon! Please!"
Draco: "If *I* can't have Gabrielle, then *no one* will!" (Tries to off Gabrielle but ends up getting his ass kicked by Xena instead)
Cyrene: "Okay, so I *killed* Xena's father! Hey, I had a *damn* good reason to!" (Goes back to her job of running her inn, or whatever the hell she does for a living)
And finally...
Hope: Damn it, (fill in name here), do as I say *now* or *else*!!!"
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A/n: Well, that's it! If you liked it, then please R&R. If you *didn't* like it, then poo on you! (Na, j/k! If you *didn't* like it, it's your choice whether you want to or not.) Thanks for reading! Buh-bye now! ^_^!
By: Diva'sDream
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Disclaimer: Okay, I'll admit it! I own everything! It's all mine! Mine, do you hear me?! *Mine*!!! Mwa hahahahaha! *Evil Laughter* ...J/K!!! I own absolutely nothing!
Rated: PG for mild language and an insanely scary author, *insane* being the operative word here.
Category: Humor (DUH!!!)
Summary: Just what the title says. This is basically everything you would hear coming from them in the everyday lives of the Xena characters.
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Xena: "You'll be dead in seconds unless you start talkin'," or, (Dramatically) "Gabrielle! She's hurt! Nooooooo! I *must* save her!" (Goes to fight bad guys and save Gabby, AGAIN)
Gabrielle: "C'mon, Xena! Let me tell you a story! Please?!" (Xena: "No!") Gabrielle: "Please?!" (Xena: "No!") Gabrielle: "*Pleeeeeeeeeeease*?!" (Xena: "Okay, okay! Let's hear it.") Gabrielle: (Bores the hell out of Xena with her story)
Joxer: "Iiiiiii'm Joxer the Mighty, I'm very tidy...!" (Keeps singing until he gets hit in the head with something and is knocked out), or, (Trying to impress Gabrielle) "C'mon guys! *Of course* I can take 'em!" (Keeps acting all "tough" until he gets hit in the head with something and is knocked out.)
Callisto: (Angrily) "I'm gonna destroy you Xena, I *will*! You'll see!" (Fails to do so), or, "I don't wanna live anymore! I can't *take* it!" (Tries to kill herself but is unable to for one reason or another)
Ares: "I love you, Xena, *why* don't you love me?! You could be a Warrior Queen, the Ruler of the Universe! Why *not*?!" or, "Xena, I'm gonna *kill* you!"
Ephiny: (Nervously) "Oh no! If I don't do something fast, my sister Amazons will be *doomed*!" or, "I *have* to protect Gabrielle!" (A/n: C'mon, you know she *always* ends up having to protect the girl practically *every* time they meet up!)
Velasca: "I *can't* believe Gabrielle and Xena defeated me! Me, a great Amazon warrior!" or, "Gabrielle will *pay*! The little girl stole *my* crown! *I* was supposed to be Queen of the Amazons! Me, not her, *me*!" (A/n: Ah, get over it, wimp!)
Caesar: "I think *used* to love Xena, but now I'm gonna kill her!" or, "Brutus betrayed me! My best friend! I can't believe it!" (A/n: Again, ah, get over it, wimp!)
Eve: (Sincerely) "How will I *ever* make up for that monster I used to be?!" or, "I must teach the words of Eli to all of mankind!" (Meets up with some people she attacked as Livia and gets chased out of town)
Lao Ma: "Do the right thing, Xena! Follow the path to righteousness!" (Does some cool Kung Fu moves)
Autolocyss: (Putting on the "macho man" act) "Of course I can break out of this prison. I *am* the King of Thieves! The Master of Escape!" or, (Talking about object he's trying to steal) "Xena, why can't I steal it! C'mon! Please!"
Draco: "If *I* can't have Gabrielle, then *no one* will!" (Tries to off Gabrielle but ends up getting his ass kicked by Xena instead)
Cyrene: "Okay, so I *killed* Xena's father! Hey, I had a *damn* good reason to!" (Goes back to her job of running her inn, or whatever the hell she does for a living)
And finally...
Hope: Damn it, (fill in name here), do as I say *now* or *else*!!!"
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A/n: Well, that's it! If you liked it, then please R&R. If you *didn't* like it, then poo on you! (Na, j/k! If you *didn't* like it, it's your choice whether you want to or not.) Thanks for reading! Buh-bye now! ^_^!