Chapter 1: The wheels on the bus

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JUNE 2014

HEY HEY HEY GUYS! Welcome to That Damn Leather Jacket 1.5 REMIX. Yes, that's right, I'm going through this story and remastering it in High-Writing-Definition. New features will be added, and things fixed like grammar, spelling, plot holes, all that good stuff. ENJOY!

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THAT DAMN LEATHER JACKET 1.5

CHAPTER ONE

The Wheels On The Bus

"Why am I doing this again?"

"Because you want to get laid."

"Oh, yeah, I remember now."

Axel leaned back in his seat and stared out the window of the yellow bus as it rushed past hundreds of leafy trees, taking them further into the forest. He and his best friend Riku (Whom had convinced him to go through lots of begging and promises of gay guys waiting to be ravished) were currently on their way to, yes, wait for it… CHEERLEADING CAMP.

The camp named 'OAK BLAST' that they were currently heading to was located right bam smack in the middle of a god forsaken forest. Axel was horrified to hear that there was no getting out of said forest for six weeks, that's like, almost the whole Summer! The red head was going to be monumentally pissed if he didn't get some action in that time. He sighed at the thought. "These cheerleading guys better be horny as hell or I'm gonna tell Xion you fancy her."

Riku's eyes widened in shock from the seat across from Axel. "You wouldn't dare, thats cruel even for you. You know how attached she becomes- It's creepy. Remember when we were six and we told her that Tidus liked her, and she tried to make out with him."

"Ahh, good times..."

"Yeah, it would be like, a million times worse now. I bet she'd rape me."

Axel, despite his friend's uneasy expression laughed, placing his hands behind his head like a pillow. "Yeah, well, this better be worth it. I'm giving up my whole Summer to be here, and just because you were being a pussy and wouldn't go by yourself-"

"Hey! The only reason I wanted to come is because of the guys... Seriously. This camp is like a breeding ground for gays. It's where heterosexuality goes to die. Nobody in our town swings my way apart from you..." Riku shuddered. "Bad mental image right there my friend."

"Ugh! Why would you even say that! Riku cooties!" Axel let out a squeal, much like that of a five year old. Really, for someone with such a sexy, mature demeanour, he sure could act -dare I say it- juvenile.

Definitely not in bed though, just to be clear.

Riku shook his hair out, shrugging off Axel's immaturity. "I'm still surprised these girls let us even be on their squad... 'The Chocobos', What a name..."

The two would never admit to anyone that they hadn't actually 'tried out' for the squad. Seems like these days if you could do a forward role and lift something heavier then a block of butter you got an instant entry to the team.

"Yeah, 'guess they just needed some guys to help with lifts and stuff..." Axel wondered how many times he'd drop a girl, then wondered how many times he'd be punched in the balls before he stopped dropping the girls.

"Plus we can cartwheel." Riku said.

"Have you ever tried doing one of those when you're drunk? It's a mission..." Axel trailed off, grabbing his iPod from his pocket and jamming one ear bud into his ear. He flicked through a few playlists before pushing the play button, then settling back into his seat more. "Ahh, thats better," Everything was always better with Kings of Leon.

"THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND! ROUND AND ROUND! ROUND AND ROUND-"!

"Oh god make it stop..." Riku cringed in his seat across from Axel. He managed to clap his hands over his ears before the singing REALLY kicked off. All the rest of their girl team mates had started a cheer rendition of, 'the wheels on the bus' and it was positively jaw clenching.

"ALLLLL DAAAYYY LOOONNGGG-!"

"I BETTER PUT BOTH IN." Axel shouted above the noise. Leaving Riku to fend entirely for himself. He picked up the other bud and flailed about wildly trying to put it in his ear. Quick! quick! He finally managed to jam it in, but was disappointed at the idiotic chanting he could still hear clear as day.

"THE DRIVER ON THE BUS SAYS PLEASE SIT DOWN-"

Volume up on ipod.

"Please sit down-"

He turned the volume up even more-

"Please sit down-"

Volume up a little bit more…-

"…"

YES! Finally, he couldn't hear a damn thing apart from the guy in his ear singing with only a guitar for company… Only a guitar for company… Just to get heavy for a minute, Axel had felt for a long time that he'd only had himself for company. If Riku was right (and he usually was), then this camp would be full of potential partners. But after his last relationships… Axel didn't know if that's what he wanted anymore. The whole 'Boyfriend' thing was usually way too much effort which ended up meaning nothing after he was dumped.

This camp though, it was something he could go home from afterwards and never see anyone from again. If you're after something MINDLESS whelp- here it is. You really can't screw up if you never see the person again right? RIGHT?

Axel's logic just told him it would be suitable for him to bed at least twenty male teenagers in the next six weeks, as there would be no consequences.

Let's take a moment to clap for Axel's logic-

*Claps*

After around ten minutes of aimlessly staring out the window plotting seduction techniques, Axel noticed a little bit of a difference in the density of trees: They must be getting close…

He felt a sudden tap on his shoulder. Axel was surprised to find a small red headed girl waiting patiently beside him. That girl being Kairi, the Captain of the Cheer Squad. Loved by all, an incredible student, an even more incredible athlete. Axel had the feeling she didn't like him much... Or Riku too for that matter. Exhibit 'A' would be the look she was giving him right now.

He took his head phones out. "Sup Kai," he grinned in a friendly manner. Kairi looked unamused, and didn't try and hide it.

"Shut the fuck up Axel." Wow. Ouch. "I don't want to have to put up with your immature shit when we get to camp. When we get there, at practices you have to be focussed. Do I need to remind you of the $2000 prize money if we win the final cheer off? No? Good. Ground rules: You may party at camp but so help me GOD if you turn up to practices hung over or drunk I will personally kick your ass all the way back to Twilight Town." She stared him down, and he would never admit this but Kairi really struck the fear of God into him. "Am. I. Being. Clear?"

"Crystal," Axel squeaked, then remembering his manliness he sat up in his seat and saluted. "Yes Miss."

"Agghh!" Kairi fell back into her seat with an angry outburst. "I mean it Axel!" She looked over to find Riku sniggering quietly. She rounded on him. "Same goes for you you silver bastard!" Riku shut up pretty quick. "I don't want either of you ruining this for me!"

Axel turned around to their bonkers captain. "Kai, we're really only here to get some action, but I guess we can try to help you out…"

"Typical. All you guys think about is sex." She scoffed. "Anyway. Ground rule 2-" She began and Axel settled back into his seat with a pout. "-When we get there, I don't want you guys talking to Radiant Garden's team okay, the 'Leopards'. Absolutely no-" She gave them a pointed look. "-NO, fraternising with the enemy. They are all pure evil and will doing anything to try and throw us out of the competition." A strange air fell upon them, as if Kairi was summoning dark spirits within her soul. It fucking creeped Axel out to the highest degree. "-They got a hold of our cheer a couple years ago and performed it but better. And we came second. I almost killed one of them when they tried to tell everyone that we cheated. I could have ripped her pretty little hair extensions out-" A dark look washed over their captains face, and Axel decided to intervene before she maimed someone.

"Whoa whoa whoa! Okay Kairi, bit violent there! We promise not to 'fraternise' with them, and not show up to practice drunk." Axel replied, making her stop talking before she told them 101 ways to kill a cheerleader. Kairi stared them down a second longer, and only when she was satisfied with Axel's answer did she go back to talking to her friend Yuffie, who was playing on her iPod.

Meanwhile Axel and Riku gaped at each other. Axel was the first to recover. "The kitten has freaking claws."

Riku's eye brows shot up. "Hell yeah, I was scared she was gonna strangle me when I was laughing. We might have to watch ourselves..."

"Yeah, make sure we don't drink... Or talk to those... What was their name?"

"The 'Lions' or something. Ah well, we'll just stare clear of them and we won't get castrated by little miss 'I wanted to rip her hair extensions out.'"

Riku then stopped and eyed Kairi up, then looked left and right down the aisle of the bus. Once the coast was clear he jumped over to sit next to Axel and whisper quietly in his ear. "What if one of them's hot…?" He then pulled back, his eyebrows raised in the air.

Axel had a thoughtful expression, then decided on the best response. "Hit and quit." He grinned.

"Riku likey..." The silverette laughed, then he hit Axel on the shoulder. There were some positives to having Axel for a friend, one was that he had the best ideas.

Riku went back to his seat. "Oh, and Ri..." He turned back and Axel winked at him. "The trick is not to get caught."

He laughed. "Too true my brother, too true- I rather like my dick attached to my body thank you very much." He glanced at Kairi out of the corner of his eye. She was happily chatting away to Yuffie, not looking at all homicidal- rather bipolar if you ask me.

Less than a minute later Axel let out a shriek of manly excitement, "hey Riku I think we're here!" He attached his hands to the window, and his friend came across the aisle to join him again. They both looked out in awe at what was hopefully going to be the haven for all single guys hoping to be sexed up and ready for nooky.

From where he was sitting Axel thought the camp looked quite large. His green eyes spotted around forty nice looking log cabins that were situated around fifty meters away from a glistening blue lake- the cabins and lake were separated by a small line of trees. There was also massive field, then two big building complexes that looked kinda modern to the right of the cabins.

"Thats the gym and the cafeteria!" Axel and Riku both jumped out of their skin, Yuffie had all but shouted in their ears. "Those are the guy's cabins Cool huh!? It's around five people to a room and you guys will probably be in the same room! Don't stay up too late painting each others toenails!"

"Okay, we're gay, but not that gay." Axel turned and looked out the window as the bus went down a gravel path way, then slowly came to a stop outside what Yuffie had said was the gym.

On the concrete side walk there were loads of guys and girls all hugging each other and practicing their chants, some of them probably hadn't seen each other since the previous Summer and were catching up. Axel watched as a mascot hitched a ride on someone's back and was carried up the stairs and into the building. He saw two guys embrace and grope each others rear ends before high fiving and also heading into the gym.

Riku saw as well and smirked. "Believe me now."

Axel ruffled his hair, "-come on, let's get our stuff and GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" All the girls squealed in approval. With a grin he grabbed his duffel bag from his feet and headed towards the door, only to be shoved to the side as Kairi pushed past him.

"Not a toe out of line, alright Martinez?" She hissed, then put on a smile and giggled as she hopped off the bus.

Axel was a bit dazed from that threat, he looked at Riku, who was sharing his expression. "...The fuck?"

"Yeah I'd say..."

"Okay, we both agree, we want to keep our bollocks. So let's be perfect angels."

Axel took his hair out of his ponytail, shrugged out of his signature leather jacket, revealing a tight white T-shirt underneath. "Riku, first impressions are key. If you don't have everyone staring at you then you've almost blown your shot at ass. Watch and learn. Do as I do."

Axel slung his jacket and bag over his shoulder and attached his free hand to his jeans belt hole loops, allowing a little bit of skin of his lower stomach to be shown.

"Whaddya think?" He asked.

"Not bad- quite good actually."

"EXACTLY. Now come on, let's rock this camp."

He exited the bus, and the Bus Driver looked mildly thankful that they were finally getting off. He had been sitting there for five minutes whilst the two boys were talking. "Finally..." He muttered. Riku stopped to look at him, the man merely glared at him. "What do you want you little prick?"

Riku shrugged his back pack on. "You sir, need a hug." With that, he stepped off the bus too.

All pairs of eyes were instantly on them- The two new guys who were hot as hell and the only male members EVER of the Chocobos. Axel and Riku both cooly followed Kairi and the others towards the gym. They stayed back a little bit, looking around at all the possibilities to shag. They passed by two guys, both with gym shorts on and T-shirts with randoms band names printed across the front. They're kind of cute... Axel nudged his silver friend and made a B-line for them.

The two giggled as the new guys approached. "Watch and learn." Axel shot in Riku's direction, and walked straight up to the giggling pair.

"Hey, I'm Axel and this is Riku. We're new this year."

"Cool, nice to meet you." One of them giggled, blushing. Completely forgetting to introduce himself or his friend, because one of the new SEX ON A STICK Chocobos that were talking to him.

"Would you two cuties be able to show us round later?" Axel flashed a smile at the boy, and he looked like he was gonna faint.

"Y-yeah?" He managed to stumble as a reply.

"RIKU! AXEL! GET OVER HERE!"

They both cringed, having heard Kairi's shouting. "Okay!" Riku yelled back. "See you two later then." Riku winked, then the Chocobo lads left, leaving the boys completely red and squealing.

"What's up Kai?" They said in unison, annoying the red head further.

She huffed at them. "We have to enter the gym together. To intimidate the other teams. It's all part of my intimidation tactic." She smiled at her own brilliance. "COME ON EVERYONE LET'S HEAD INSIDE!" She called, and the others started clapping and generally... Cheering... Y'know... How cheerleaders tend to… Cheer…

The two friends lingered in the background, not really wanting to 'cheer'. MAN, everyone here was so fricken' hyper! It was going to be exhausting keeping up with the others, Axel was sure he'd be passed out in a bathtub by the end of the six weeks.

They went through the huge double doors, passing cabinets with trophies in them that you would have thought were worthy of the Olympics: Solid gold and silver shining in their eyes. How have they not been stolen yet? First place I'd go. Axel shook his head. That was a slight klepto thought I had there... Better watch out for those... Don't want to come across as a criminal.

Inside the gym was a massive blue mat laid down on the ground, and teams were beginning to sit themselves down on it. Almost half of it was taken, but luckily there was a spot at the back so the Chocobos quickly snatched it up.

There was a wooden bench behind their team mates so Riku and Axel claimed it, not really caring if they were going to be slightly higher than everyone else. Axel still couldn't believe what had happened with the giggling boys earlier! "This place seems great so far. I mean, did you see those two outside they almost had a heart attack!"

Riku laughed. "We don't really get that kind of attention at home, it's certainly interesting having someone almost pass out when we talk to them. I hope I don't get sick of it."

Get… Sick of it?

The red head didn't reply. Riku looked over and saw Axel's face change into a mischievous smile. He'd seen that look before, it was the one Axel got when he would challenge Riku to do something stupid, and Riku would agree, and the outcome would be terrible. Riku knew that look all too well, and he had come to fear it.

The red head looked like the Cheshire cat, but with acid green eyes, a slightly more sadistic grin and red hair. Riku shivered. No- he refused to ask what Axel was thinking. No way he was going to be dragged into another one of his half-baked games.

One way to describe Axel would be that he was 'off his rocker.' Riku really didn't feel like getting involved.

Choosing to ignore the grin his friend was giving him, he started playing with a loose thread on his T-shirt.

"Riku." The 'Riku' in question completely ignored him, and continued idly flicking the thread.

"Riku." Still ignoring.

"Riku. Riku Riku Riku Riku Riku!" DAMMIT.

"ARGG! FINE WHAT IS IT?"

Axel's smile creepily turned up at the sides.

"I has a plan..."

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Gosh… I remember the night I wrote this chapter. I was sitting in bed, 2012, around three O'clock in the morning… I didn't think it'd go anywhere but look at us now! Look how far we've come- love you guys xoxo

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