A/N: So, yeah. I started another story. I swear I have to be ADD or something. I am currently working on my collection of oneshots, my crossover, and a multi-chaptered story – all for Code Geass. I am also starting my first stories for Loveless, Ouran High School Host Club, and Nabari No Ou. Expect to see a coming soon section on my profile soon, if it's not already there.

So, yeah (again). There's no real background for this story. It's basically about people trying to teach Lelouch to be a better person. There will be ten chapters with ten sections in each chapter. I have made it a personal goal to update every week, preferably on Saturday. So this should be finished in nine more weeks.

But enough of my pointless rambling, let's get on with the show. Or rather, fanfic.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except my OCs, but then again, who cares about OCs?

Lelouch Lamperouge sat in the student council room, listening to Milly go on and on about…well, who knows? Suzaku made one little teeny tinycomment about Lelouch being a grouchy pants and Milly made it this long conversation about how awful he was.

"You're so apathetic, Lelouch. I mean, seriously. Do you care about anything? You always go around frowning and being sarcastic. When you're not frowning, you're doing that fake smile thing. I'd rather see you frown! And not to mention, you're a liar and a womanizer! You lead girls on without a second thought, letting them get their hopes up. You never tell your friends anything. You could be Zero, for all we know!"

Lelouch was glad that only he, Suzaku, and Milly were in the room. He didn't want to have to kill his friends. He'd only have to kill Milly. Suzaku wasn't an issue. Surprisingly enough, he'd managed to figure it out and was perfectly okay with it…or so he said.

"And on top of all that, YOU'RE IGNORING ME!!!!" Milly concluded, breathing heavily.

The exiled prince sighed, "Could you get to the point, Milly?"

"It is because of this, that Suzaku and I have taken the matter into our own hands and decided to make you a better person."

Lelouch looked at Suzaku, feeling betrayed. Feeling as though Suzaku had just sold him out to the emperor, therefore causing him to get his memories erased. Not that that would ever happen.

The prince looked at his friend heartbrokenly. "Et tu, Suze?"

"I'm sorry, Lelouch, but this is for your own good."

And so begins our tale.

"Alright, Lelouch," Milly said as she, Suzaku, and Lelouch stood on a crowded street corner. "Let's start with something easy, like helping an old woman across the street."

Lelouch merely raised an eyebrow.

Suzaku grinned at the boy, picking up on his hesitance. "C'mon, Lulu. It's easy! I'll give you a demonstration."

The Japanese boy skipped up to an older woman and said something to her (Lelouch couldn't hear what, though). The woman smiled and Suzaku offered his arm. The two made their way across the street chatting softly as they went. Once on the other side, the woman smiled and offered him…five bucks?!! Suzaku tried to decline but the woman insisted. He bowed to her respectfully, and then jogged back across the street to Milly and Lelouch. He handed the five dollars to a homeless man.

He's an…angel, Lelouch thought, surprised.

"Alright, Lulu! Your turn!"

Why not? At least he would get five bucks in the process.

Lelouch walked up to a woman he saw waiting to cross the street. "I'm going to help you cross the street," he whispered to her.

"What --" She began but Lelouch grabbed her arm and dragged her across the street. Once on the other side, he released her, said you're welcome, and held out his hand for his five bucks.

However, the woman merely pinched his arm and said, "Young man, I did not require your help and even if I did it's rude to expect money." Then she walked away.

Milly and Suzaku looked at him disappointedly. "You'll do better on the next one, Lulu," Suzaku responded.

The next one?

"Now, Lelouch," Suzaku stated, "You're going to tutor a little kid. This one should be pretty easy."

Lelouch sighed before entering the classroom. Inside sat a little boy, about seven years old.

"Are you my math helper?" the little boy asked, brown hair falling into his big blue eyes.

Lelouch nodded before sitting next to the boy. "What am I helping you with?"

Huge smile. "Pluses and minuses!"

"It's called addition and subtraction."

"Oh. Addation and subtwaction?"

"Addition and subtraction."

"Addwition and subtwaction?"

Lelouch shook his head, "No. Its addition—"

"Addwition?"

"And subtraction."

"Subtwaction."

"ADDITION AND SUBTRACTION!!!" the exiled prince screamed. He stormed out as the little boy burst into tears.

Suzaku rushed in to comfort the boy. Milly shook her head disappointingly.

"Evil McEvilpants."

"Um, why are we just standing here?" Lelouch asked.

"We're gonna clean up the campus!" Milly declared, tossing him a trash bag.

Lelouch looked around at all the trash. "Uhh, it wasn't this dirty yesterday."

"I know. I told everyone to dump their trash on the lawn. Now," Milly said clapping her hands together, "Get to work!"

An hour later

Suzaku and Milly showed up to find Lelouch sitting quite comfortably on a chaise under a tree. He was currently ordering around a group of middle-schoolers.

"Hurry up, you fools! Work harder! Harder!" Suzaku and Milly stared at him in disbelief.

"What?" he asked innocently.

"Alright, Lelouch. Even you can't mess up this one. It's a charity run for little kids with cancer."

Lelouch stared at his green-eyed friend. Was he really asking him to run? Voluntarily? Without his life depending on it? "HA! Good one, Kururugi."

"I'm serious, Lelouch, you're going to run this race."

"Make me."

Twenty minutes later, the exiled prince found himself dressed in pair of ridiculously short purple shorts (Milly obviously picked this outfit), standing at the starting line. The whistle was blown and…

They're off!

Coming around the corner was Kallen, quickly taking the lead. Close on her tail is Rivalz, followed by Shirley. But Lelouch? What about Lelouch? Everyone turned to look at him…

Milly and Suzaku collapsed in shock. Exactly twenty feet from the starting line was an out-of-breath Lelouch, practically keeling over.

"I (pant) need a (pant) defibrillator (pant pant pant)," he said before passing out.

"Okay, Lelouch. You need to learn to be more compassionate to women. Therefore, you will take one of your fangirls out on a date," Milly stated.

"Two words: hell no."

However, because we're all powerless to Milly and Suzaku, Lelouch ended up going out on the date anyway. It went boringly enough. She talked about Twilight for 3 hours straight; he lied for three hours straight. She kept staring at him until she drooled from longing; he kept staring at the potted plants in the restaurant until he drooled from boredom. All-in-all, it was an epic waste of time.

However, things got interesting when he dropped the girl off at home. Naturally, she wanted a kiss. Apparently, our prince is an idiot because when she leaned in, he freaked out and punched her in the face. She hit the ground. Hard.

"Ooopsie," he said, and then shrugged. He stood up and walked away. Good thing Suzaku and Milly weren't there to see that.

Milly and Suzaku burst into laughter from their hiding spot in the bushes. Two words, Lelouch.

Epic fail.

"Hopefully, this activity will go better," Milly said as she rolled her eyes.

"You're going to listen to a troubled teen talk about his/her problems," Suzaku explained.

Lelouch sighed, "Let's get this over with." Lelouch walked into the designated room where he would be meeting up with his 'troubled teen'…

And he almost fell over.

The troubled teen was Nunnally.

Lelouch turned to look at his friends. Suzaku smiled encouragingly. Milly just smirked.

"H-hello, Nunnally," he muttered as he sat down. "How can I help you?"

"Well," the blind girl jumped right into her problems, "There's this boy that I like but he kissed one of my friends even though I wanted to kiss him. I was jealous so I made-out with his brother. It turns out that the brother also kissed my friend and, guess what? Now she has an STD! Or is it STI? I can never remember. However, she kissed the brother a day after she kissed the guy I like! So now she doesn't know who gave her the STD. Or STI. But it also could have been her boyfriend. So now I don't know what to do. Should I get tested just in case, or what?"

Lelouch just stared at his sister. Then he stood up and walked towards the door. "Yeah, I can't do this."

As he passed Milly and Suzaku in the hallway, only one thought crossed his mind as a tear trickled down his cheek.

What happened to my sweet Nunnally?

"No, Milly. No," Lelouch said firmly. "I am not doing this."

"But, Lelouch," she whined, "It'll help you."

Lelouch sighed as Suzaku gave him a sweet, innocent look. "Please, Lulu."

He opened the door and plopped down into the nearest chair.

"Hello, everyone and welcome to Womanizers Anonymous," a kind, middle-aged woman said. "I see we have a newcomer," she gestured to the prince. "Would you like to tell us your name?"

"Lelouch," he mumbled.

"Hello, Lelouch," the group said in unison.

"Would you like to share anything with us?" the woman asked.

"No."

"Why are you here?"

"My friends made me come."

"Do you think you're a womanizer?"

"Definitely not."

"Admitting it is the first step," she gestured to a young man sitting near her. "Gino admitted to being a womanizer last week and he's on the road to recovery."

The young man named Gino gave him a sly wink, as if to say like hell.

Lelouch glanced around the room and it was now that he noticed that it was full of creepy-looking adults, all who were giving him the look.

The I-am-so-raping-you-as-soon-as-we-get-out-of-here look.

Ah hell.

"What. The. Hell," was all Lelouch could say.

"C'mon, Lelouch," Milly said, "It's not that bad." Lelouch glanced over at Suzaku, who was currently in the corner laughing hysterically.

"It's (chuckle) not that (giggle) bad, Lu."

Insert copious amounts of laughter here.

His Royal Highness, Prince Lelouch Vi Britannia, was currently dressed in a pink and purple clown suit.

Suzaku forced himself to look serious. "Don't you want to help a little girl smile on her birthday, Lelouch?"

Lelouch sighed and stepped into the room where the birthday party was being held.

"Happy birthday!" Lelouch exclaimed. Then he froze.

"Lelouch?"

"C.C.? This is your birthday party?"

The witch smirked, "Of course. It's good to know you remembered."

Thud!

"Don't worry," C.C. said as everyone rushed towards the prince, "he'll be fine."

Euphemia waved to her half brother. "Hiya, Lelouch!!"

The prince bit back a grimace. "Hello, Euphemia. What are you doing here?"

"You're going to help her with her story," Suzaku said as he entered the room.

"SUZAKU-CHAN!!!!" the pink haired princess screamed. She ran to hug her knight. However, he anticipated her move and whipped out a Light Yagami plushie.

"LIGHT-KUN!!!!" she proceeded to hug the stuffed serial killer.

"Now, tell me about this story that you're writing, Euphy."

"It's a Hikaru x Kaoru yaoi fan fiction for Ouran High School Host Club."

"What's yaoi?" Lelouch was really confused.

Suzaku shook his head vehemently. "No, no, no! Don't do it, Lelouch! Run away while you still can!!!!"

Lelouch ignored his friend and turned to Euphy. The girl smiled sweetly.

"Guy-on-guy."

Both boys face-palmed simultaneously.

Suddenly, a girl walked in. She had black hair with white streaks and emerald green eyes. She had an eyebrow piercing, a dragon tattoo on her arm, and was decked out in all-leather. (A/N: hehe, fem version of mello.)

"Alright. Which one of you bitches stole my Kira plushie?" the girl demanded. Suzaku and Lelouch pointed to Euphemia. The scary girl then dragged the Britannian out of the room. Her screams could be heard down the hallway.

"We should probably go get her, huh?" Suzaku inquired.

"Yeah."

Silence except for the screams.

The Japanese boy suddenly perked up. "Hey! Wanna go get some ice cream?"

"Heck yeah!"

The two friends linked arms and headed for Cold Stone.

A/N: Well, that's the first installment of my newest story. I hope you liked. A quick note about the OCs: the little boy was, well, just a random little boy but he probably will be showing up again. The crazy girl at the end was actually inspired by one of my friends. She's putting me in one of her fanfics so I decided to return the favor and put her in one of mine.

My spring break starts this weekend but I'm going out of town for awhile. I will try to update Notebooks and Vamps b4 I go but I make no promises. I'll also try to update Darkened Love because I already wrote half of the second chapter for it. So, yeah (again again). Gino, if you would.

Gino: Of course, Stephie-chan!!! *gets hugged by Stephanie* Please, please, PLEASE read and review!!! We would greatly appreciate it. If you have any suggestions or requests please let us know. Hope you liked the story! HAPPY SPRING BREAK, GUYS!!!