Frieza&Cell's Secret Life
Chapter One: How it started
After many days in hell Cell began to long for something. A relationship but with no women in hell it would be very difficult to get such a relationship. Now Frieza was sitting on a long wishing he could kill Goku when he saw his sad reflection. "My I look pail" Frieza said. Just then Captain Ginyu who had gotten back his body came walking by and saw Frieza. " What's wrong Master Frieza?" Ginyu asked. "I don't know I just don't feel like myself today" Frieza replied. "Well Master Frieza you should go see one of the doctors here maybe they know what's wrong" Ginyu suggested. " Good idea Ginyu" Frieza said. Frieza headed to the doctor to see what was wrong with him.
Meanwhile Cell was training as he always did. " Hey trainer do you know if any women are coming to hell?" Cell asked. "You ask that same question everyday and the answer is still no" The Trainer replied. "Why don't you know?" Cell asked. " Cause I'm just a trainer" He said. Cell left the training center and ran into one of the demon guards. "Cell what are you doing?" He asked. "I was just leaving the training center" Cell replied. "Yes, but you're leaving early. Why?" The Demon asked. "I don't feel like training ok" Cell said. "Oh, alright carry on" The Demon said. Cell walked to the river at had a drink when he noticed his face. "I can't believe how shabby I look" Cell said.
Meanwhile Frieza was at the doctor. "Frieza I think I figured out you're problem" The Doctor said. "What is it Doc?" Frieza asked. "You're depressed you need to see our councilor" The Doctor said handing Frieza the councilor's address. Frieza walked over to the councilor's house. "Oh, hello Frieza. What's wrong with you?" The Councilor asked. "The Doctor said I'm depressed" Frieza replied. "Why do you think that is?" The Councilor asked. "Well I guess I want a relationship" Frieza replied. "Yes, with whom?" The Councilor asked. "I don't know a girl" Frieza replied. "Do you really want a girl?" The Councilor asked. "No, I kind of like guys" Frieza replied. "Then go find a guy to be you're boyfriend" The Councilor said. "Ok, I will. Thanks" Frieza said.
Cell was walking along when he bumped into Frieza. "Hello Cell" Frieza said. "Hi" Cell said. "I was wondering Cell if you would like to go on a date?" Frieza asked. "Sure. Pick me up at seven and don't be late" Cell said.
The End of Chapter One