***Koenma's Office*******
Koenma: You 5 have a mission.
Hiei: Well no duh, Mr. Binky.
Koenma: DON"T CALL ME MR. BINKY!!!!!!!
Hiei: Ok, Mr. Binky.
Yusuke: So,...what's our mission, Mr. Binky?
Koenma: Would you just shut up? Anyway, you mission is to go defeat this dark lord in a place called middle-earth.
Kuwabara: Is it really in the middle of the earth?
Botan: Yes, yes it is, Kuwabara.
Kurama: Am I the only sane one here? Yes, yes I think I am.
Yusuke: What about me? * starts to pick his nose*
Kurama: Dear god, what have I done that was so bad to deserve this?
Koenma: Anyway, your going to Middle-earth to defeat The Eye of Sauron.
Kuwabara: Then lets bring pepperspray!!!
Kurama: I rest my case. I have a punk who picks his nose. A retard, who's....well....retarded. And Kuwabara, a.k.a. the retard, who wants to spray The Eye of Sauron with pepperspray.
Koenma: *takes Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Botan to a room filled with portals. * Now get in one of these portals.
Kuwabara: I want the pretty pink one!!!
Koenma: Anyway, buh-bye now. * presses a button on each portal and the room goes black.
Kuwabara: I've gone blind!!! * puts his hands over his eyes, and starts screaming ' I'm blind!! I'm goning to die!!!' * Owww!!! * he ran into the portal wall.
Kuwabara: You guys? YOU GUYS? I CAN'T SEE, I'VE GONE BLIND HELP ME!!!!!!!!! Where are you guys? If you guys don't answer me, I'm gonna cry. * starts bawling and beating his hands and feet on the ground.
Female voice: Um...sir... are you okay?
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the crap are you? Are you The Eye of Sauron? * takes out pepperspay.*
Female voice: Um...no, I'm Katherine, not the Eye of watcha-magigger.
Kuwabara: Are you sure?
Katherine: No.
Kuwabara: Then who are you?
Katherine: Katherine.
Kuwabara: oh! You pretty!
Katherine: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! * runs off*
Kuwabara: What? All I did was say she was pretty, like this tree. starts making out with a moldy old tree.
Katherine: * comes back, hiding behind an Elven warrior* See? I told you he's grody! He's making out with a tree!!!
Kuwabara: Oh! The pretty girl, she's come back for me!!
Katherine: AAHHHH!!See? He called me me pretty! GRODY!!!!
Kuwabara: What? I thought girls liked it when a boy called them pretty.
Katherine: Not from someone like you though.
Elven dude: Katherine doesn't consider herslef pretty.
Kuwabara: but she is, with that pretty dirty blonde hair, and those ocean blue eyes. * his voice trails off for sometime*
Katherine: Ugh!
Kuwabara: And that thin body, and those womenly fig-
***Katherine slaps him as hard as she could***
Katherine: You pervert!
Kuwabara: That hurts Katherine!
Elven dude: Uh...what am I doing here again?
Katherine: I need moral support!
Elven dude: Oh, right. ***stiffens his body*** Stop! In the name of Galadriel, I command you to stop!
Kuwabara: Who's Galadrabutt?
Katherine: Galadriel. And she's-
Galadriel: Right here ** steps out from the shadows*
Kuwabara: Oh! She's prettier than Katherine and my beloved tree! Kiss me my love!!! * runs towards Galadriel, but misses, and hits a tree instead* Uff!!
Katherine: Haha!!! * skips off*
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Koenma: You 5 have a mission.
Hiei: Well no duh, Mr. Binky.
Koenma: DON"T CALL ME MR. BINKY!!!!!!!
Hiei: Ok, Mr. Binky.
Yusuke: So,...what's our mission, Mr. Binky?
Koenma: Would you just shut up? Anyway, you mission is to go defeat this dark lord in a place called middle-earth.
Kuwabara: Is it really in the middle of the earth?
Botan: Yes, yes it is, Kuwabara.
Kurama: Am I the only sane one here? Yes, yes I think I am.
Yusuke: What about me? * starts to pick his nose*
Kurama: Dear god, what have I done that was so bad to deserve this?
Koenma: Anyway, your going to Middle-earth to defeat The Eye of Sauron.
Kuwabara: Then lets bring pepperspray!!!
Kurama: I rest my case. I have a punk who picks his nose. A retard, who's....well....retarded. And Kuwabara, a.k.a. the retard, who wants to spray The Eye of Sauron with pepperspray.
Koenma: *takes Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Botan to a room filled with portals. * Now get in one of these portals.
Kuwabara: I want the pretty pink one!!!
Koenma: Anyway, buh-bye now. * presses a button on each portal and the room goes black.
Kuwabara: I've gone blind!!! * puts his hands over his eyes, and starts screaming ' I'm blind!! I'm goning to die!!!' * Owww!!! * he ran into the portal wall.
Kuwabara: You guys? YOU GUYS? I CAN'T SEE, I'VE GONE BLIND HELP ME!!!!!!!!! Where are you guys? If you guys don't answer me, I'm gonna cry. * starts bawling and beating his hands and feet on the ground.
Female voice: Um...sir... are you okay?
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the crap are you? Are you The Eye of Sauron? * takes out pepperspay.*
Female voice: Um...no, I'm Katherine, not the Eye of watcha-magigger.
Kuwabara: Are you sure?
Katherine: No.
Kuwabara: Then who are you?
Katherine: Katherine.
Kuwabara: oh! You pretty!
Katherine: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! * runs off*
Kuwabara: What? All I did was say she was pretty, like this tree. starts making out with a moldy old tree.
Katherine: * comes back, hiding behind an Elven warrior* See? I told you he's grody! He's making out with a tree!!!
Kuwabara: Oh! The pretty girl, she's come back for me!!
Katherine: AAHHHH!!See? He called me me pretty! GRODY!!!!
Kuwabara: What? I thought girls liked it when a boy called them pretty.
Katherine: Not from someone like you though.
Elven dude: Katherine doesn't consider herslef pretty.
Kuwabara: but she is, with that pretty dirty blonde hair, and those ocean blue eyes. * his voice trails off for sometime*
Katherine: Ugh!
Kuwabara: And that thin body, and those womenly fig-
***Katherine slaps him as hard as she could***
Katherine: You pervert!
Kuwabara: That hurts Katherine!
Elven dude: Uh...what am I doing here again?
Katherine: I need moral support!
Elven dude: Oh, right. ***stiffens his body*** Stop! In the name of Galadriel, I command you to stop!
Kuwabara: Who's Galadrabutt?
Katherine: Galadriel. And she's-
Galadriel: Right here ** steps out from the shadows*
Kuwabara: Oh! She's prettier than Katherine and my beloved tree! Kiss me my love!!! * runs towards Galadriel, but misses, and hits a tree instead* Uff!!
Katherine: Haha!!! * skips off*
InuYasha7767: B.t.w , This is crwritten by, my buddy, MoonSno Neiko, who wrote A Jewel's Beauty, read it, it's really good!!! Read my other fan fic, Choose your own adventure!!! B¥E!!!!!!!!!