Heelo people! Camnp003 here. I was bored and looking for crossovers but I couldn't find the one that scratched my itch. So, I decided to create my own! By the way, this is apparently the FIRST Konosuba x RWBY crossover! YAY! So without further ado, Wait. I don't own anything. *cough* Without further ado, enjoy!

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An explosion of fire dust resounded across Beacon academy, punctuated soon after by a scream of "Unbelievable!" A girl in a white berated the smaller girl before her. "This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about!"

"I'm really, really sorry!" As Ruby apologized nervously, she was quickly shot down by the annoyed Weiss.

"You complete dolt! What are you even doing here? Aren't you a little young to be attending Beacon"

"Well, I-I…"

"This isn't your ordinary combat school! It's not just sparing and practicing you know; We're her to fight monsters, so watch where you're going! Lifting her chin up as though scolding a disobedient child, Weiss left Ruby with no room to retaliate.

"Hey I said I was sorry princess!"

"It's heiress, actually." A soft, mature voice spoke up from their sides.

"Weiss Schnee, heiress of the Schnee dust company, one of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world." The amber eyes stared at Weiss with thinly-veiled contempt as she talked.

"Finally, some recognition!" Weiss smirk at how at least one person knew who she was and would respect her fo-

"The same company infamous for their controversial labour forces and questionable business partners."

Eyes widening in surprise, Weiss spluttered in in rage whilst Ruby giggle at her side.

"Urgh!" Walking away in rage, Weiss did not look back. As soon as Weiss departed, so did the bow-wearing girl. Ruby sank to floor in despair. "Welcome to Beacon." She muttered sadly.

"WHERE IS IT?" A girl around Ruby's height came charging into the plaza and almost ran over the by now fallen Ruby. She wore a wide-rimmed dull brown hat with two buttons and stitch resembling a grim smile. She wore red one-piece dress that ended just below her hips and for one reason or the other, wore bandages one her right leg and a long black sock on the , Ruby got up to her feet addressed the girl in front of her.

"Where is what?" The girl straightened out and quickly turned around. Suddenly she grabbed Ruby by her dress and pulled her to eye level.

"The explosion."

"Wha?" Bright red eyes, the same colour as her cloak, stared unblinkingly at her.

"THE EXPLOSION!" She still hadn't blinked.

"THE ONE THAT SET MY 'EXPLOSION RADAR OFF'!" She looked around wildly "I could feel an explosion around this area!"

Ruby's eye widened knowingly. "Oh that one, I sneezed and some dust blew up in front of the girl in front of me."

Piercing red eyes turned at her; Ruby unconsciously took a step back at the ferocity that they radiated. Once again Ruby felt herself being pulled towards the girl forcefully.

"Excellent!" The red eyed girl exclaimed with too much enthusiasm. "We can walk the path of explosions together!"

Ruby was taken aback by this girl's zealousness; she was too eager to blow something up!

After what seemed like minutes of staring into those unwavering eyes, Ruby finally managed to break her gaze away from them.

"Sorry." Ruby muttered. "I prefer slicing and dicing." Nodding in understanding and slight disappointment, the girl backed away; her wide hat drooping as well.

"It's fine; I understand. You're not the first to refuse." The atmosphere around her darkened as well.

In an attempt to lighten the mood, Ruby walked alongside the girl. "I'm sorry for that, but I hope we can get along. My name is Ruby. What's yours?"

The suddenly smirked and ran forward a couple of paces in front of Ruby. Reaching behind her, she withdrew a red sphere held by the sides by a seemingly wooden semicircle. As the girl spun the object around, one side of it grew outward and, with her back still turned to Ruby, slammed the staff into the ground.

She quickly turned around. She now had an eyepatch on her left eye; red with a single white cross in the middle. She flung her arm outward, making her brown cape flutter wide and with a single fluid motion held her hat in place.

"My name is Megumin! My calling is one of Arch-wizard; one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magiks!"

'Oh God a chuunibyo!"

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