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England was biting his lip and hated the face he felt a little afraid that Scotland was coming to visit. He honestly hated it when his one or all of his brothers decide to visit. After all it is never does end well and England sighs bitterly for there is no one really who likes him.
"At least I have the fairies, but then again they would listen to Ireland over me. However a few of the fairies like me over Ireland." England muttered to himself and he rolled his eyes in annoyance. "At least it is not Ireland and his army of fairies whom he trained to hate me that are coming over."
He jumped a few feet up into the air for the door was slammed opened and England swore loudly as he fell down to the floor. His teeth gritted together in annoyance as he saw the short dark red hair of Scotland and those laughing dark green eyes that always seem to be mocking him.
"Hi, England." Scotland said loudly and he smirked for England was on the floor. He laughed and then laughed some more when he saw England's glare. As if that glare would frighten a fly and it was certainly not enough to make Scotland feel fearful not one wee bit at all.
"Hello, Scotland." England snapped angrily and he sighed heavily for Scotland just kept on laughing at him.
'Why the bloody hell does he always have to laugh and pick me. Damnit, It is annoying and I hate it. Yet I have to put up with it and everything else that my brothers do to me.' England thought bitterly and then shook his head. 'I wish they were like Canada and half the time they would just disappear out of thin air, but then again it would still be bad. Hell it might be worse if I couldn't see or notice them.'
"You are still a wee little lad." Scotland stated bluntly and he smirked down at England who was still on the floor sulking. "You have gotten smaller. You look like a wee little lassie instead of a lad. You know that England?"
England gritted his teeth and forced a smile upon his lips despite wanting to yell at him along with hitting him square in the jaw. He managed to get himself off of the floor and looked fiercely with his green eyes at Scotland, but then he was pulled into a hug and it was a tight one. England mentally swore and knew Scotland was doing all of this on purpose.
"Your hips are tiny just like a lassie's." Scotland said smoothly and he noticed that England was struggling to get out of the hug, but it only made him hug tighter and tighter. He dully noted that England's face was turning red and then blue. Scotland let him and watched as England fell onto the floor gasping for air while trying to glare at him angrily, but failed miserably and he heard the loud coughing.
"Do you need CPR?" Scotland asked innocently and he heard England's raspy voice say 'Hell no.'
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