Based on the Sun's Song…
…Thursday's Dove is not-so-much-proud-as-amused-to-present…
Guru Chases Me In Circles!
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Oh, hi my name is Christine
But for short you can call me Chris
And this is the tragic story
About a young girl and that's me
Once upon a time on a far off planet
Which we like to call Namek
There lived a big fat tub of snot
Whose name was Guru
I walked up to his house one day
And knocked on his giant door
I thought right then, "No wonder he needs such a big door.
It's a miracle he even fits through!"
So his incy wincy teeny little servant
Answered the big door
I wanted to laugh at the comparison
Between this servant and Guru
But I contained my laughter for as long as possible
So I wouldn't make Guru mad
I burst out in laughter and said, "Man, you're fat!"
And Guru chased me out the door
I thought it was funnier that he could even run
So I just laughed some more
I tripped right then and fell right down
Face first in the sand
I got back up and ran for dear life
Guru was at a close second
I ran around the earth twenty times
And Guru only had to take one step
Guru quickly caught up with little ol' me
And crushed me like an insect
I said, "Hey, tubbo, get off me now!"
And he got up and walked away
When Guru left, I could hardly stand
For I was flat as a pancake
I managed to get on my own feet
And walked around in search for Vegeta
I found him asleep under a tree
I tapped him on the shoulder
He jumped in the air and went berserk
I told him, "Hey, it's only just me."
He said to me, "What do you want?"
I said, "Will you please kill me?"
He said, "It will be my pleasure."
And it was settled right then
I gave a hint on where to shoot
He aimed right for my head
I winced as he pulled the trigger
And in an instant I was in HFIL
But not so fast, it is not true
Not all stories have happy endings
Because just right then Guru died from being too fat
And joined me in HFIL as well
So now you know about my crappy life
I was killed by Vegeta
A big fat pig sat on my back
And caused me to commit suicide
And that's the story about me!
[A/N: I knowww, I was only like, twelve or thirteen years old when I wrote this. I am now twenty-two! This still amuses me, though x] ]