A/U Well I came up with this idea not that long ago and my friend convinced me to write it so here is what I got for the first chapter. Please review and let me know of what you think. Also I am not a super genius about this movie series/TV show so if I have missed anything deal with it. :-P :-P :-P

Chapter 1 Welcome To Hell

I live on Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless, a few degrees south of freezing to death. Located solidly on a meridian of misery. My village? In a way sturdy its been here for seven generations but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view if the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see most places have mice, or mosquitos we have..

Opening the door to my house a Monstrous Nightmare flies past breathing fire at my house as I quickly close the door. "We have dragons." I open the door and run out side closing it. I run past some other Vikings carrying a log a Viking goes past the log and they all look at me in bewilderment and they knock out the guy in front of the log by hitting him on the back of the head a Viking comes flying at me and pins me to the ground and lets out a war cry "AAAAAARRRHHH! Morning" he get up off me and carries on his way I run through the centre of the village. I was distracted and was nearly killed but a big Viking stopped me and picked me up and says "What's he doing out again get back in side." That's Stoic the Vast chief of out tribe they say when he was a baby he ripped a dragons head clean off of it shoulders, do I believe that yes, yes I do.

I ran down to the forge and got inside I heard "Oh its nice of you to join the party I thought you'd been carried off." I reply. " Oh they wouldn't know what to do with all this." I flex the nonexistence muscles. He replies. " Well they need toothpicks don't they." The meathead with interchangeable hands is Gobber I've been his appreciate since I was little, well littler.

I hear a Viking shout " FIRE!" I watch the other teens do there job. There's Fishlegs, Snotlout, the twins Ruffnutand Tuffnutand then there's Astrid oh there job is so much cooler.

I try to climb out of the forge window but Gobber picks me up and says " Oh where do you think your going. I reply as he puts me down. " Let me out there I'll make my mark." He quickly replies.

" Oh you've made plenty of marks all in the wrong places." I say. " Just one minute I'll kill a dragon I might even get a date." He says. " You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these " He holds up a bola and a Viking snatches it out of his hands and throws it at a Gronkle. I quickly say. " But this will throw it for me." I uncover my bola launcher and pat it, it shoots open and slings a bola at a waiting Viking knocking him out.

I quickly say." Mild calibration issue." Gobber quickly approaches and says. " Look if you want to get out there you need to stop all.. this." I say. " You just gestured to all of me." He says. " Yes stop being all of you." I says. "Ohh you are playing a dangerous game mister keeping this much raw Viking-ness contained there will be consequences." He just looks not amused and says. " I'll take my chances sword sharpened NOW." He tosses me a sword and I catch it. Killing a dragon is everything around here, killing a naddershould at least get me noticed, Killing a gronklewill definitely get me a girlfriend, a zipplebackhas two heads that's twice the status, then there are the Monstrous Nightmares only the best Vikings go after those, then there is the dragon no one has ever seen we call it a NIGHT FURY it never steals any food or shows its self and it never misses, that's why I'm goanna be the first.

I watch Gobber take off his tweezer hand and replace it with and axe as he does that he says. " They need me out there Hiccup you stay put, stay put there ya know what I mean." He hobbles out yelling.

I grab hold of my bola launcher and wheel it out of the forge and got to a hill where I could see the night sky, hopefully shoot down the Night Fury I set up the mangler and I wait until the Night fury attacks the watchtower, it attacks I aim just in front of it and fire the recoil from the launcher knocks me off my feet I stand up to see it go down into the forest. " Oh I hit it, I actually hit did anyone see that." Apparently the only thing that saw I hit the dragon was a Monstrous Nightmare. "Oh except you... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" I ran for my life from the dragon I got to the village square and hid behind the torch tower, I could feel it's breath on me as its head came around the side of the tower, I got tackled by the chief it tried to breath fire at him but it was out of fire, the chief beat the dragon back the torch tower collapsed under the weight of the torch it rolled down the hill. "Sorry dad." I just said to the chief I heard people scream in pain as it ran them over I heard a Viking shout " Wilhelm!" As the Viking know as Wilhelm let out a very loud scream I cringed at there screams.

We argued until he told Gobber to take me home.

" Gobber he hates me he always has that disappointed scowl of his."

"Oh you don't know that."

" It's like this, Excuse me barmaid, I'm afraid you've brought me the wrong offspring, I wanted a son with beefie arms and extra large guts and glory on the side, this here this is a talking fist bone." I imitated my dads voice.

" He's just trying to protect you that's all Hiccup and if you want to get oyt there and kill a dragon you've got to stop all of 'This'."

"Thanks you just gestured to all of me."

I went inside and close the door behind me, I went out the back door and let my self out and ran for the forest.

*hours later in the forest*

"Oh who am I kidding some people loose there mug or knife I managed to loose an entire dragon!" I struck a part of a tree it smacked me across the face I at the tree, I then realise I found where the dragon crashed I walk to the edge of the small hill to find something that I wasn't expecting.

There on the ground tied up in a bola was a girl about my age with no clothing on, I could see a tail and black wing and scales dotted around her face so I slid down the hill to get a closer look at the girl, she had sleek black hair and green slit eyes she looked at me curiously I looked back at her. " Errm hi you wouldn't happen to be the Night Fury I shot down would you?" She just nodded her head at me. " So you can understand me then, can you talk at all?" " I can talk a little bit but not much, your not going to kill me are you?" (Yes she can speak Norse but not that much and I know its not right but most of my stories are not cannon so deal with it and my Hiccup is a lot smarter than the real one he's also a bit stronger as well) " Why would I kill you I'll just cut the ropes to get you out of that and maybe cut you a little to make it look like you washed upon the shore, if that's ok with you." She just nodded her head I pulled out my knife and started cutting the rope that bound her, I got to the last rope I cut it and she sat up I got a better look at her body she looked way better than Astrid did, my face went completely red from looking at her she blushed as well so I looked away from her. " You can look at me I don't mind at all I'm kind of used to it since the Queen allowed me to have a little room where I could live like this." I looked back at her she just smiled a sad smile. " Why so sad I hate seeing a girl looking so sad." " It's just that I can't fly anymore when you hit me with this rope it took off one of my tail fins so I can't fly without it." She just started to cry and I hated seeing that so I just did the only thing I could think of which was hug her.

We sat there for sometime while we just hugged then an idea came to me. " I think I could possibly make an artificial tail fin for you but that means I'll have to ride you." She looked up at me and did something I was not expecting her to do, she kissed me on the lips I was shocked at first but I slowly deepened it, we pulled away a minute later. " What was that for?" " I don't know what came over me for me to do that but I think its a way of thanks for helping me, now what are we going to do about my tail and wings we can't just walk into your village with me being fully naked like this and I know your enjoying the view?" " We can go to the edge of the forest and I'll get a cloak for you to wear until we see my dad I think he might help out before he leaves to find the nest." She nodded her head and we took off towards the village.

A/U well thingsgot awkward for our feeble hero next is the arena and where she will be staying and possibly they will fly together. -) ;-) ;-) :-P :-P