Disclaimer: I do not own the Teletubbies… luckily! On the other hand, I'm damn proud to be the owner of Kelly! PS: If you wanna flame me, flame, I LOVE FLAMES!


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It was a beautiful day for the Teletubbies. Butterflies were flying everywhere, rabbits were jumping all around and the grass was of a clear green.

Tinky-Winky and Dipsy were walking far away from their house, singing one of their little stupid songs.

They heard a sudden noise in the bushes. They didn't mind it, thinking it was some rabbit fooling around, and carried on walking.

A girl with long jet black hair and dressed like Lara Croft came from behind a bush. She had a gun in her left hand and a knife was attached to her belt.

She walked behind the two Teletubbies without making any noise. The next thing Tinky-Winky knew, Dipsy was collapsing beside him, bleeding a lot. He looked behind him, and the girl shot him too.

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" she laughed. "One… Two!"