You're a stupid arrogant arsehole!
How could you possibly think we'd get along?
You're so proud, like a headstrong bull
And you're always wrong!
You're not a hero at your core,
You're a narcissistic fraud!
"Spreading democracy" as an excuse for war,
Who cares if you have a nice bod?!
What the bloody hell are you doing?!
Don't kiss me you wanker!
That's not where this speech was going,
I'm not some man you can conquer
(sarcastic) Thank God there's no homophobia anymore,
I don't have the will to stop him kissing me against the door
A/N I wrote this for Writer's Craft and my teacher loved it.
If you like Hetalia, get ready I have a bunch of oneshots stored up and I'm ready to go
-L