Title: Lord of the Rings: RPG style.
Summary: This is an RPG or Lord of the Rings. Meaning that it is different, but like it, you get me?
WARNING WARNING WARNING: This story has not an ounce of sanity in here. NOT ONE. It's all crazy and funny and fun loving and such. So, if you don't like insane stories I URGE you to turn back now. ALSO... considering that this story is mostly all insane there are going to be words like wanna and gonna.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nada, zip, zero. I only borrow them.
My thanks: To Lindsey who started this RPG. If it weren't for her to start this then I wouldn't of gotten that strange look from my philosophy teacher. I was in Philosophy class learning about Plato's metaphysic theory on one of his stories blah blah blah, when I started to drift to the RPG. I almost burst out laughing. My teacher gave me a strange look, and I had to bit my lip to stay quiet for the rest of the class. (And I'm in college people.)
AUTHOR NOTE!!! In NO way am I trying to make fun, insult, slander, or be mean to any of the characters.
Lindsey: Strider
Jenn (that's me): Gandalf.
Here we go!!! Hope you enjoy!!!
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
We start the story out in a never seen before spot...
"Wobble!" Strider started to start with Gandalf. "Wobble!" Strider continued.
"You should not wobble at me! I can do evil things!" Gandalf stated.
"But you're a good wizard. And besides, you wobbled at me earlier!"
"No I'm not, a wizard I mean. Wait. I mean, I'm not a good wizard. Yeah, that's what I meant." and Gandalf pulls out THE ring.
"Uh oh."
"And besides, who cares about the past."
"Jupiter!" Strider shouted out.
Gandalf rolled his eyes and said, "Someone help this poor person!"
"Jupiter!" Strider said again.
"Wobble!" Gandalf decided if he couldn't beat him just play along.
"You wobbled at me!" Strider cried out.
"JUPITER!!!!" Strider shouted at Gandalf
"WOBBLE!!!" Gandalf screamed back.
"YOU WOBBLEED AT ME!!!!!!!" Strider draws his sword. He literally draws a picture of a sword in the air. "I drew my sword!"
Gandalf says a fee words and POOF a beautiful picture, and in color of a sword is drawn, "Ha, I did better!"
"Wobble!" Strider said once again.
Gandalf raises his sword and walking stick, "YOU SHALL NOT SAY WOBBLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WOBBLE!" Strider said to show Gandalf that it did not work.
"NO!!!! WHY DIDN"T IT WORK?!" Gandalf at his hands, "MY POWERS... THEY are fading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Um...Jupiter?" Strider didn't know what to say.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gandalf falls to the ground and starts to kick and scream.
Strider rolls his eyes, "Jupiter!!! Oops sorry it just slipped."
But Gandalf did not hear he was still throwing a tantrum on the floor.
Strider looked at his watch and then at Gandalf and realized that they were taking too long, "GANDALF!" he screamed loud enough for Gandalf to hear.
Gandalf stops his tantrum and sits up, "STRIDER!!!! "
"JUPITER!!!! Wobble! JUPITER!!!!!!!!!!"
Gandalf produces a small plastic Jupiter, "Here strider, now be QUIET!!!!!"
"Oooooooooooo" Strider was amazed, "Ju............. pi...........ter," Gandalf just stares at him. And then Strider says it really fast, "Jupiter"
Gandalf was a little confused, "What?"
"Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiittttttttttteeeeeeeeeerrrrrr!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Fast, but not fast, Strider says, "Jupiter!"
"I said ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Which meant that I understood you."
"oh. Jupiter?" holds out the little plastic toy.
"Yes very good, Strider."
"Jupiter?" Strider asked again.
"You are starting to annoy me Strider!" was said from a very frustrated and annoyed Gandalf.
"Jupiter?" Gandalf ignored him, "Wobble?" Gandalf continued to ignore him, "Jupiter." Sees that it's not annoying Gandalf so he says it louder, "JUPITER!!!!!" then he says it a bunch of times, and keeps on going on and on and on. Just like the little energizer bunny.
Gandalf had enough, "STOP IT!"
Strider stops, but then starts right up again.
"Stop now! OR I SHALL HAVE THE GROUND OPEN UP AND EAT YOU!!
"Jupiter." Strider says again, "Wobbles go wobble wobble wobble."
Gandalf starts to raise his sword and walking stick, "YOU....." Strider continues to say his words, "SHALL........" strider starts to 'Jupiter' faster, "NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!! *Ground opens up*
Strider stops talking, jumps back, and screams, "whoa!" but does not fall.
Gandalf make the ground open up more.
"Um...Gandalf?"
"What!?"
Strider backs up farther, "um......"
Gandalf starting to get a little madder, "Fall in!!"
To Be Continued...
Summary: This is an RPG or Lord of the Rings. Meaning that it is different, but like it, you get me?
WARNING WARNING WARNING: This story has not an ounce of sanity in here. NOT ONE. It's all crazy and funny and fun loving and such. So, if you don't like insane stories I URGE you to turn back now. ALSO... considering that this story is mostly all insane there are going to be words like wanna and gonna.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nada, zip, zero. I only borrow them.
My thanks: To Lindsey who started this RPG. If it weren't for her to start this then I wouldn't of gotten that strange look from my philosophy teacher. I was in Philosophy class learning about Plato's metaphysic theory on one of his stories blah blah blah, when I started to drift to the RPG. I almost burst out laughing. My teacher gave me a strange look, and I had to bit my lip to stay quiet for the rest of the class. (And I'm in college people.)
AUTHOR NOTE!!! In NO way am I trying to make fun, insult, slander, or be mean to any of the characters.
Lindsey: Strider
Jenn (that's me): Gandalf.
Here we go!!! Hope you enjoy!!!
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
We start the story out in a never seen before spot...
"Wobble!" Strider started to start with Gandalf. "Wobble!" Strider continued.
"You should not wobble at me! I can do evil things!" Gandalf stated.
"But you're a good wizard. And besides, you wobbled at me earlier!"
"No I'm not, a wizard I mean. Wait. I mean, I'm not a good wizard. Yeah, that's what I meant." and Gandalf pulls out THE ring.
"Uh oh."
"And besides, who cares about the past."
"Jupiter!" Strider shouted out.
Gandalf rolled his eyes and said, "Someone help this poor person!"
"Jupiter!" Strider said again.
"Wobble!" Gandalf decided if he couldn't beat him just play along.
"You wobbled at me!" Strider cried out.
"JUPITER!!!!" Strider shouted at Gandalf
"WOBBLE!!!" Gandalf screamed back.
"YOU WOBBLEED AT ME!!!!!!!" Strider draws his sword. He literally draws a picture of a sword in the air. "I drew my sword!"
Gandalf says a fee words and POOF a beautiful picture, and in color of a sword is drawn, "Ha, I did better!"
"Wobble!" Strider said once again.
Gandalf raises his sword and walking stick, "YOU SHALL NOT SAY WOBBLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WOBBLE!" Strider said to show Gandalf that it did not work.
"NO!!!! WHY DIDN"T IT WORK?!" Gandalf at his hands, "MY POWERS... THEY are fading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Um...Jupiter?" Strider didn't know what to say.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gandalf falls to the ground and starts to kick and scream.
Strider rolls his eyes, "Jupiter!!! Oops sorry it just slipped."
But Gandalf did not hear he was still throwing a tantrum on the floor.
Strider looked at his watch and then at Gandalf and realized that they were taking too long, "GANDALF!" he screamed loud enough for Gandalf to hear.
Gandalf stops his tantrum and sits up, "STRIDER!!!! "
"JUPITER!!!! Wobble! JUPITER!!!!!!!!!!"
Gandalf produces a small plastic Jupiter, "Here strider, now be QUIET!!!!!"
"Oooooooooooo" Strider was amazed, "Ju............. pi...........ter," Gandalf just stares at him. And then Strider says it really fast, "Jupiter"
Gandalf was a little confused, "What?"
"Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiittttttttttteeeeeeeeeerrrrrr!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Fast, but not fast, Strider says, "Jupiter!"
"I said ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Which meant that I understood you."
"oh. Jupiter?" holds out the little plastic toy.
"Yes very good, Strider."
"Jupiter?" Strider asked again.
"You are starting to annoy me Strider!" was said from a very frustrated and annoyed Gandalf.
"Jupiter?" Gandalf ignored him, "Wobble?" Gandalf continued to ignore him, "Jupiter." Sees that it's not annoying Gandalf so he says it louder, "JUPITER!!!!!" then he says it a bunch of times, and keeps on going on and on and on. Just like the little energizer bunny.
Gandalf had enough, "STOP IT!"
Strider stops, but then starts right up again.
"Stop now! OR I SHALL HAVE THE GROUND OPEN UP AND EAT YOU!!
"Jupiter." Strider says again, "Wobbles go wobble wobble wobble."
Gandalf starts to raise his sword and walking stick, "YOU....." Strider continues to say his words, "SHALL........" strider starts to 'Jupiter' faster, "NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!! *Ground opens up*
Strider stops talking, jumps back, and screams, "whoa!" but does not fall.
Gandalf make the ground open up more.
"Um...Gandalf?"
"What!?"
Strider backs up farther, "um......"
Gandalf starting to get a little madder, "Fall in!!"
To Be Continued...