Genre: Humor
The kiss pairing: Havoc and Edward (though neither of them are happy about it)
A/N: NOT a yaoi theme, though if you like that sort of thing, you can take it that way. As stated in the summary, I strove to preserve the characters and plot of the anime.
Theme 1: Another centimeter to go
'One centimeter.' Havoc winced as the weight on his chest pressed the sharp ends of his ribbons into his skin. It certainly wasn't his fault he was laying on the floor. Sure he had rounded the corner without really paying attention to where he was going, but he wasn't the one barreling down the hallway like a bat out of hell.
'One more centimeter.' Havoc risked opening one eye to examine the situation. Large golden eyes blinked at him, still wide with surprise. Only his small metal hand pressed against the tile floor was preventing their faces from smashing together. The result was quite an awkward position in which Havoc's lips were about a centimeter away from the youth above him.
'One more centimeter, and my life would have been over…' He heard footsteps stop at his ear.
"I know I suggested you take Fullmetal to the military ball, Havoc, but I never dreamed you would take my advice…" Ed was on his feet and glaring at Roy before Havoc had a chance to blink.
"Who did you say was so short he looked like a girl and could pull off a dress better than most women in the military?"
Havoc sighed with relief as life went back to normal. He stood up, grateful that this bump on the head would not become a permanent scar on his reputation. He may not be the best with the ladies, but that didn't mean he was ready to give up on the gender completely.
'Yet….'