Time to grow up Mabel
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Norman takes a deep breath. "Uh, Mabel, now that we've gotten to know each other, there's...there's something I should tell you."
Mabel said nothing, she just nods for him to continue. "All right, just... just don't freak out, okay? Just... just keep an open mind, be cool!" Norman unzips his coat and throws it off; underneath are five gnomes standing on top of each other.
"Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?" The top gnome asks.
Mabel again says nothing. "R-r-right, I'll explain. So! We're gnomes. First off. Get that one outta the way." Explains Jeff.
Again Mabel just nods for him to continue. "Wow, okay...your taking this a lot better then I thought...good, good then...So anyway I'm Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and... I'm sorry, I always forget your name."
"Shmebulock." States Schembulock. Jeff Snaps his fingers. Shmebulock! Yes! Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been lookin' for a new queen! Right, guys?"
QUEEN! QUEEN! QUEEN!
Jeff chuckles. "So what do you say?" Taps Steve with his foot, and the gnomes work together to make "Norman" kneel in a proposing fashion. "Will you join us in holy matrignomey? Matri...matri-mo-ny! Blah! Can't talk today!"
Mabel gave an exhasperated sigh "Look... I'm sorry, guys. You're really sweet, but, I'm a girl, and you're gnomes, and it's like, "what"? Yikes..." Stated Mabel...in a surprisingly monotone and scripted way...while also making a weird gesture with her hands...
Jeff nods solemly. "We understand. We'll never forget you, Mabel-
"Because your going to kidnap me?" Asked Mabel impatiently.
"-because were going to kid..." Jeff trailed off baffled. "Wait, what? How did you-
CRACK!
A single whack from Wendy's shovel knocked Jeff out cold, While Dipper blew away the rest of them with a leaf blower.
Gnomes...wow I was way off. Thought Dipper to himself. He still couldn't believe that Mabel listened to him for once! True, she hadn't believed him about the zombies...but she'd been willing to compromise and let him and Wendy watch the situation from afar. And come to the rescue when she gave the 'signal'.
Gnomes...honest to goodness gnomes! Man, this is crazy! Thinks Wendy as she scoops up the last of the gnomes with her shovel and tosses them down a ravine. When they'd asked her to come along; she'd agreed to it since it was just common sense for a girl to not follow a guy she barely knew to a secluded area by herself...but the worst thing she'd expected was a jerk boy who got to 'grabby'...not this!
Suddenly Mabel was at her side. "You know...if you want to learn more about gnomes or whatever, talk to Dipper! He's the expert on all things supernatural!"
Wendy's eyes widened as she looked over at Dipper. "Really? Your an expert?" She asked curious.
Dipper flustered. "Well, I don't know if I'd say 'expert'... Before they knew it...they were having a nice long conversation...
Mabel smiled as the two of them walked off together happily. Don't worry Bro-Bro...I promise this time around...you'll find love...and as god as my witness; I WILL NEVER BECOME A CRAZY CAT PERSON! Thinks Mabel to herself with gusto...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
An example of my "Shake up the falls" Challenge
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