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A/N: I'm Yoyo. That's my nickname along with my friends Auri and Cya.
Auri: Just shut up and get on with the story.
Cya: Did you even think of a title.
Me: Ehh. title? Was I supposed to make one up?
Auri and Cya: -falls anime style-
A/N again: This might be co-written by Auri and Cya too. That is if they want too. I'll have to ask later.
The Chapter with No Title
-Auri and Cya are walking along talking about.something, while Yoyo munches on her tenth doughnut (they're in Japan)-
Cya: You've been eating too many doughnuts. You're gonna get hyper.
Yoyo: That's the whole point. -munch-
Auri: Hey, can I have one?
Yoyo: NO! It's mine! All MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! -munch-
Cya and Auri: O_O
Cya: That was scary.
Auri: Not as scary as that big hole in the sky. -points at the big hole in the sky-
Cya: That's true.
-They keep walking along when.-
Mr. Hentai: Hello ladies.
Cya, Auri, and Yoyo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -takes breath- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yoyo: He's back from the dead!
Cya: He died?
Auri: No, not yet.
Yoyo: Jeez outta all the accidents he's had in his lifetime you'd think he'd be dead by now.
-Auri and Cya nod in agreement-
Mr. Hentai: .. I think I'll leave now.
Auri: Wait a sec! Why are YOU in Japan?
Mr. Hentai: uhhhh...I got a job at the Dojo to teach the Kamiya Kasshin style.
Yoyo: Yeah right! We told those guys about you. They wouldn't let you within 100 miles of that school. -munch-
+WHACK+
Auri: will you stop eating?!
Yoyo: Okay...
Cya: Maybe we should tell Kenshin and them about him.
Yoyo: Yeah let's go see Kenshin! -pause- Again!
= At the Dojo=
-Yahiko and Yoyo are fighting since Kaoru is busy with something-
Yahiko: You had better shut up or else!
Yoyo: Is that a threat?!
Yahiko: You bet!
+GRRRRRR+
Kenshin: They seem to be getting along well.
Auri: -looks at the corner where they tied up the Hentai-
Mr. Hentai: You better let me go this instant.
Yoyo: Ahhh, shut up, pervert!
Yahiko: What did you call me!?
Yoyo: I wasn't talking to YOU!
-Nathalie (a friend) pops in-
Nathalie: Hey, Mr. Hentai's here and he -sees him in the corner- Oh, I guess you found him.
Kenshin: do you know him too?
Nathalie: He's the perverted English teacher that kidnapped me. He works at the Ohtori Academy now.
Kenshin: I see.
Cya: Hey! Mr. Hentai is gone!
Yoyo: And he took Miss Kaoru with him!
Kenshin: WHAT?! He took Miss Kaoru?!?!
Auri: Ummm.Yeah.
Yahiko: I bet he went back to Ohtori Academy!
Yoyo: Probably.
-Nathalie leaves-
Cya: Let's go get her!
Yoyo: Too many exclamation marks.
= Ohtori Academy=
Utena: Did you hear about that new teacher? Mr. Hentai was it?
Wakaba: That's a strange name.
Anthy: You have to wonder who named him.
Chu Chu: CHUUUUUU.
Anthy: That's right Chu Chu.
-Mr. Hentai walks by with a huge bag slung over his shoulder-
Utena: What a weirdo.
Wakaba: You can say that again.
Utena: What a weirdo.
Anthy, Chu Chu, and Wakaba: ...
=Somewhere=
Kenshin: I think we're lost, that I do.
Cya: -looks at map and turns it around- Me too.
Yoyo: I sure hope Miss Kaoru is okay. She's such a cool character.
Yahiko: I'm starting to actually miss her.
Auri: Who knows what that pervert could do to her.
Cya: I don't want to think about it. This is after all a PG story.
Kenshin: Maybe we should go to that rose garden and see anyone in there could help.
-the group starts toward the garden-
+RIIIIIING+
Yoyo: That was-
Yahiko: The lunch bell. And I'm starving.
-the two run towards the smell of food-
=At the lunch benches=
+WHACK+
Yoyo: OUCH! Yahiko! No fair!
Yahiko: Heh heh.
Yoyo: GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD, YOU LITTLE TWERP!!
Kenshin: It's bad enough that Yahiko and Kaoru fight that it is.
Cya: I know.
-Touga comes over after hearing all the commotion-
Touga: What's going on here?
Auri: duck!
Yoyo: Where?!
-A pan come flying over and hits her right in the face-
Yoyo: Oh. I see the little duckies now. -falls onto the ground-
Yahiko: Who threw that?!
-Utena passes by-
Utena: Is she alright?
Auri: Yeah, she only got hit by a speeding pan.
Yoyo: I'm okay -stands up and sways drunkenly- Can I have some sake please?
-A mysterious hand appears and hands her the sake-
Yoyo: -takes a swig- Mmmmm.that was good. Now where was I?
Touga: Are you people even supposed to be here?
All: -shrugs-
Kenshin: Where looking for someone that we are. She was kidnapped and taken to this school.
Utena: By who?
Yoyo: Mr. Hentai. -lightning flashes-
Touga: Oh you mean that perverted English teacher from America?
Auri: Yes, we mean that perverted English teacher from America.
Utena: I know where his room is. I have him second period.
Yoyo: Do you think you could lead us to him?
Utena: Yeah sure.
-Utena leads the group to room 15, Mr. Hentai's room-
Review please!!! If not I shall cancel the story and send viruses to all your computers! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm so evil.
A/N: I'm Yoyo. That's my nickname along with my friends Auri and Cya.
Auri: Just shut up and get on with the story.
Cya: Did you even think of a title.
Me: Ehh. title? Was I supposed to make one up?
Auri and Cya: -falls anime style-
A/N again: This might be co-written by Auri and Cya too. That is if they want too. I'll have to ask later.
The Chapter with No Title
-Auri and Cya are walking along talking about.something, while Yoyo munches on her tenth doughnut (they're in Japan)-
Cya: You've been eating too many doughnuts. You're gonna get hyper.
Yoyo: That's the whole point. -munch-
Auri: Hey, can I have one?
Yoyo: NO! It's mine! All MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! -munch-
Cya and Auri: O_O
Cya: That was scary.
Auri: Not as scary as that big hole in the sky. -points at the big hole in the sky-
Cya: That's true.
-They keep walking along when.-
Mr. Hentai: Hello ladies.
Cya, Auri, and Yoyo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -takes breath- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yoyo: He's back from the dead!
Cya: He died?
Auri: No, not yet.
Yoyo: Jeez outta all the accidents he's had in his lifetime you'd think he'd be dead by now.
-Auri and Cya nod in agreement-
Mr. Hentai: .. I think I'll leave now.
Auri: Wait a sec! Why are YOU in Japan?
Mr. Hentai: uhhhh...I got a job at the Dojo to teach the Kamiya Kasshin style.
Yoyo: Yeah right! We told those guys about you. They wouldn't let you within 100 miles of that school. -munch-
+WHACK+
Auri: will you stop eating?!
Yoyo: Okay...
Cya: Maybe we should tell Kenshin and them about him.
Yoyo: Yeah let's go see Kenshin! -pause- Again!
= At the Dojo=
-Yahiko and Yoyo are fighting since Kaoru is busy with something-
Yahiko: You had better shut up or else!
Yoyo: Is that a threat?!
Yahiko: You bet!
+GRRRRRR+
Kenshin: They seem to be getting along well.
Auri: -looks at the corner where they tied up the Hentai-
Mr. Hentai: You better let me go this instant.
Yoyo: Ahhh, shut up, pervert!
Yahiko: What did you call me!?
Yoyo: I wasn't talking to YOU!
-Nathalie (a friend) pops in-
Nathalie: Hey, Mr. Hentai's here and he -sees him in the corner- Oh, I guess you found him.
Kenshin: do you know him too?
Nathalie: He's the perverted English teacher that kidnapped me. He works at the Ohtori Academy now.
Kenshin: I see.
Cya: Hey! Mr. Hentai is gone!
Yoyo: And he took Miss Kaoru with him!
Kenshin: WHAT?! He took Miss Kaoru?!?!
Auri: Ummm.Yeah.
Yahiko: I bet he went back to Ohtori Academy!
Yoyo: Probably.
-Nathalie leaves-
Cya: Let's go get her!
Yoyo: Too many exclamation marks.
= Ohtori Academy=
Utena: Did you hear about that new teacher? Mr. Hentai was it?
Wakaba: That's a strange name.
Anthy: You have to wonder who named him.
Chu Chu: CHUUUUUU.
Anthy: That's right Chu Chu.
-Mr. Hentai walks by with a huge bag slung over his shoulder-
Utena: What a weirdo.
Wakaba: You can say that again.
Utena: What a weirdo.
Anthy, Chu Chu, and Wakaba: ...
=Somewhere=
Kenshin: I think we're lost, that I do.
Cya: -looks at map and turns it around- Me too.
Yoyo: I sure hope Miss Kaoru is okay. She's such a cool character.
Yahiko: I'm starting to actually miss her.
Auri: Who knows what that pervert could do to her.
Cya: I don't want to think about it. This is after all a PG story.
Kenshin: Maybe we should go to that rose garden and see anyone in there could help.
-the group starts toward the garden-
+RIIIIIING+
Yoyo: That was-
Yahiko: The lunch bell. And I'm starving.
-the two run towards the smell of food-
=At the lunch benches=
+WHACK+
Yoyo: OUCH! Yahiko! No fair!
Yahiko: Heh heh.
Yoyo: GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD, YOU LITTLE TWERP!!
Kenshin: It's bad enough that Yahiko and Kaoru fight that it is.
Cya: I know.
-Touga comes over after hearing all the commotion-
Touga: What's going on here?
Auri: duck!
Yoyo: Where?!
-A pan come flying over and hits her right in the face-
Yoyo: Oh. I see the little duckies now. -falls onto the ground-
Yahiko: Who threw that?!
-Utena passes by-
Utena: Is she alright?
Auri: Yeah, she only got hit by a speeding pan.
Yoyo: I'm okay -stands up and sways drunkenly- Can I have some sake please?
-A mysterious hand appears and hands her the sake-
Yoyo: -takes a swig- Mmmmm.that was good. Now where was I?
Touga: Are you people even supposed to be here?
All: -shrugs-
Kenshin: Where looking for someone that we are. She was kidnapped and taken to this school.
Utena: By who?
Yoyo: Mr. Hentai. -lightning flashes-
Touga: Oh you mean that perverted English teacher from America?
Auri: Yes, we mean that perverted English teacher from America.
Utena: I know where his room is. I have him second period.
Yoyo: Do you think you could lead us to him?
Utena: Yeah sure.
-Utena leads the group to room 15, Mr. Hentai's room-
Review please!!! If not I shall cancel the story and send viruses to all your computers! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm so evil.