Chapter 1: The Nightmare Begins

Hi! It's me, garumadness! It's time someone wrote a story of insanity featuring all of your favorite Pucca characters! It's my pleasure to introduce the wonder, the awesomeness, the MADNESS of: "Garu's Week of DOOM!"

Disclaimer: I don't own Pucca. Vooz does. If I did Garu would be everywhere. It's time I use my lazy but to make one heck of a story for FanFiction, I am! A fair warning however, this story contains violence, mild language, annoying kids, and other stuff. So that's up to you! Rate my story positive, okay? Thanks! -drum roll- BAM!

One quiet misty day through the mountain tops of a small Chinese island laid a small humble village. Through a silent, unpaved avenue a boy in his early teens walks. But this is no ordinary boy. His name is Garu. He is a ninja in training, dedicated to restoring his family's lost honor. But, this day in particular, he was faced with an extremely important obstacle.

'Hmmm…I'm hungry', he thought. Everybody in the village of Sooga knew the best place to go when you're out and hungry. He turned around to face the Goh Whrong noodle restaurant, said to have the best noodles in possibly the world. He had about $7.00 worth of yen in his pocket. 'That ought to be enough for a bowl of noodles!' he thought. He opened the gem studded doors to go inside… and he couldn't believe what he saw!

"PUCCA?!" he screamed. Pucca, the niece of the three chefs/owners was there at the door, in a beautiful dress, waiting for him inside. You see, Pucca loves Garu like the sky is blue. True. True is blue. She always pounces upon him during training, and BOY, does he hate it. But… some might even say he loves her back. But something more important than a summary was happening.

"Duh, it's me!" she answered. "So are you gonna let out the heat or come in?" she said playfully.

'Now that's service with a smile,' he thought, 'a creepy smile!' So she showed him to his seat. Dada, the waiter came to his table. He said in his usual nervous voice, "what'll you have, Garu?"

"I'd like a bowl of Ja-Jang noodles, thanks," Garu answered.

5 minutes later, there was a bowl of hot, delish noodles in front of him. After the nice lunch (and the bill), he headed into the misty streets once more. But soon, he noticed something that frightened him. 'Someone's following me!' he thought. Garu pulled his sword out of his sheath to turn around and find Abyo! Even though Garu and Abyo are best buds, they still have training battles. "Hey Garu!" he yelled. "Wanna fight?"

"No." said Garu.

"Oh well!" replied loud mouth Abyo. He tore of his shirt and yelled "HI-YAAAAAH!!!" at the top of his lungs. He pulled out his lucky pair of nun chucks and they fought, fought, fought. Abyo knocked Garu's sword out of his hand as he tried to force the nun chucks into Garu's face. But just in time, Garu shoved the nun chuck in Abyo's mouth. Abyo looked hilarious. Garu started to laugh uncontrollably while Abyo clutched something in his mouth after spitting out the nun chuck. "You knocked out my tooth!" he said in shock as his gum bled.

"Dude! I'm so sorry!" Garu said as he rushed over to help.

"No, it's perfectly fine!" he said and confused Garu. "This was my last baby tooth!" Garu and Abyo looked at the bloody tooth that had just come out of Abyo's mouth.

"OOH!" said Garu. "I heard people get paid extra for their last tooth!"

"Thanks!" said Tobe as he jumped out of the bushes and grabbed it and ran off with it. "What the hell?!" yelled Garu. Tobe was Garu's worst enemy, who always tries to destroy Garu, but Garu and Pucca always ruin it. "With the money this tooth will get me, I can finally buy the last part I need for the machine I'm building to destroy Garu!" he said as the tripped over Garu's foot. "I was just going to return it, yes! Return it!" he said wearily on the ground.

That night, Garu noticed something back at his house. "Augh!" he said in frustration. I left my cell phone at the Goh Whrong!"

"Well, then, go get it!" his little brother Gura suggested.

Garu made his way across town and into the Goh Whrong. But right when he picked up his phone he turned around and screamed at the ominous figure behind him!

From garumadness: Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuun! Will Garu escape the ominous mystery person? Dunno. Well, wish I could write more, but it's iPod time! ! L8R!