Don't Let Me Get Me

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or places in the Batman comic world

I never win 1st place
I don't support the team

I was never the girl that had school sprit. The first thing I ever stole was a necklace at a school fĂȘte. I was 10. By the time I was 15 I was stealing jewelry, clothes anything I wanted basically. I was always a loner. I had no one to look after. So I looked after number one me.


I can't take direction
And my socks are never clean

I left school at 16 did a lot of things I wasn't proud of now. Not ashamed there a difference but not proud. I did what I needed to survive and I did survive. I grew up fast stopped being a stupid kid. Became hard, a real femme fatale. I made some friends Holly and some other girls and some enemies.

Teachers dated me
My parents hated me
I was always in a fight
'Cause I can't do nothing right

Then one day I take a watch. It was a good watch. I know he wouldn't tell the cops because his wife father was one. Hell it might have been good if he did just to see her go off after all he was a real bastard. My mom died around then. It wasn't so bad we didn't speak to each us since I was 16. Her death made me wake up. I didn't want to die or live like her. I started breaking into to place. First people with not much alarms and stuff. Worked myself up to the richest people in Gotham slowly.

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
Can't take the person staring back at me

At first I felt guilty then well they had everything I had nothing. I began to love the rush the feeling. I began to make a name for myself. Then one night I saw him the Bat. Soon I had my own costume.


It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

We meet next. Ordinary job then without warning he was there. Dark and plain wow. I met the other man who I never manage to get rid of. Bruce Wayne handsome, rich, dumb? There more to him I know. He smart but acts dumb?


LA told me
You'll be a pop star
All you have to change
Is everything you are

I have stop stealing to get the Bat and I am not sure that's an option anymore. It's a part of me just as much as my love of cats. And for Bruce I have to stop my love hate relationship with the Bat and I am not sure that I can.


Tired of being compared
To damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty
That just ain't me

Yet I wouldn't change my life it's been great. And one day I might find out who the Bat is and chose between him and Bruce. Hell one day I might even stop stealing or maybe not.


So doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something
A day in the life of someone else