Finally after a long day Mare and Ash were... having fun... in their bedroom when a sudden knock interrupted them.

"ARGHHHH"

"Ash can't you ignore it"

They both jump as someone reminded them that Ash repaired the doorbell just yesterday.

"F*** you Ash, that spoilt the mood. GO OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"

He left grabbing some clothes and waited until the bedroom door was closed before dignifying her with a response, "Period pains must really suck for you, to ignore this body." He tried to pull the top on only to realise it seemed a bit tight round the waist, he looked down and stared in horror at the purple night shirt his soulmate was wearing not so long ago. After a few moments the door to the bedroom creaked open and Ash's head peaked through the gap.

"Sweetie pie, you know I love you, I might need a different top. Please?" only to get a night light chucked at his head at the sound of another bell. Damn that's going to leave a bruise.

"Move that ass of yours and open the fricking door." Ash heard his love shriek.

"Okay, I'm on my way." He whined and muttered so only he could hear, "This better be worth sleeping on the couch for the next year."


Ash opened the door to find an old man with an extremely long silver beard who looked breathless; probably from all the walking thought the hills he had to do to finally reach their little farm house. God they loved their little house. With him was a quite well built but still sexy looking girl, if Mare ever heard him think this Ash would no longer walk among the living.

The girl had strawberry blond hair which was lightly wavy and fell just above her waist; just a little messed up from all the trekking she had to do to get here. Her eyes where a baby blue colour that looked as if they could see straight into you and reveal all your secrets without a seconds notice, if not for the sarcastic grin anyone would think she's an old soul.

The three of them where silent for a long time until the old man finally spoke:

"Damn you look smoking in that top." Could a better start to an awkward silence exist? "See, I told you I was saving the best for last!" the old man exclaimed turning his head slightly so that he faced the young girl. God they were an odd pair.

"Who the hell are you and what do you want with me in the middle of the night?" Ash all but screamed at them.

"Ohh... sorry, I didn't introduce myself, my name is Albus Dumbledore and here with me is my lovely assistant. Rosemary Hathaway."

"Well that answers so much. Not. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

"Ash don't you dare shout so loud at guests" Mare reprimanded while taking the stairs down "You might wake the baby up!"

As she reached the door she finally looked up and noticed what her husband was wearing.

"ASH REDFERN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY FAVOURITE NIGHT SHIRT!"

"But... but... but... sweetie I did try to get changed"

"DO YOU REALISE IT'S NOT EVEN COVERING YOU ALL?"

"Oh, don't you worry; I sure have nothing against it." Ash tried to compete with beetroots while everyone just stared at the grey haired man in disbelief.

"Now that didn't make anything awkward." The sarcasm could only belong to the blondie, Rose was her name... I think.

"Oh Rose, always there to state the obvious"

"Ash, I'll have to burn my favourite night shirt because you wore it. I'm sorry but I believe we weren't properly introduced, I'm Mare."

"My name is Dumbledore and we're not going to take much of your time. I'm just here to inform you of a very important conference. It will be happening tomorrow night, your presence is crucial."

"And where would this conference take place"

"Rockwood complex, Louisiana."

"Sure, we'll be there."

"WHAT!"

"Shh, Ash go back upstairs. Be there in a sec but first I'll call Thea to see if she can mind Bobby tomorrow."

The door closed just as the first drops of the rain fell.


L: Hey guys, first ever story on fan fiction, Hope you like it. Will post more by the end of the week, this is just a sneak peek.

C: * cough, cough * Not forgetting something there.

L: Oh yeah. Sorry. My friend, Chocoville, is co writing this with me so blame the lack of updates on her ;)

C: Evil, remind me why we're friends?

L: Coz you love me

Both: Reviews are like little chocolates, only they last longer :D

C: And I'm a chocolate addict. :)