~*Author's Note #1*~
Hi evry1! Although this is posted under Azura's name, I was a co-writer on this one (I'm
tigeR.eye) Well, not yet exactly, since chapter one is by mi amigo Zura, but I'm in charge of
chapter two. Anyway, this fic is very sugar-high right now, principally bcoz it's Zura's work, but
it's all good. Zura's laughing t me right now . . .she seems to think this a/n is long and boring,
one minute *wacks Zura on the head repeatedly* poor, poor Zura . . .she is sooooo clueless
sometimes. Well, I guess there's not much more to say about this fic, it's pretty much self-
explanatory. Stick with us, additional chapters to be uploaded soon. And now, sadly, I must pass
on the keyboard to Zura, before she knocks me out and takes it by force. Adios!
Your's forever and a day,
~*tigeR.eye, the Talented, Eloquent Mastermind of this Operation*~
A/N: sorry bout her. She is quite sugar high...and seeing as we were just looking at pics of Sean
Biggerstaff on the net, she is, quite dazed...and truthfully, I'm not the clueless 1, she is...and
although I rote the first chapter, I plan 2 make sure that u can't really tell the difference on who
rote it when the second chapter is posted...now, 2 finish this long, boring, and totally pointless
A/N, I will let u do what u came here 2 do, read the fic!!!au revoir!!!!!!!!!!
~*Zura the Extremely Powerful and Cunning*~
Disclaimer-we don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters featured in the books.
Harry: Ron wake up!!!!!
Ron's bed: *total silence*
Harry: Ron???
Ron's bed: *total silence*
Harry: *gets up out of his bed to wake Ron up* Ron its time to wake up!!!!!
Ron's bed: *more total silence*
Harry: *wacks what he assumes to be Ron's head under the covers with a pillow* RON YOU
NEED TO WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron's bed: *total silence*
Harry: *pulls covers off the bed and is very surprised to find a note instead of Ron*
~*The Note*~
Harry,
I can't stand it any longer. I'm dropping out of Hogwarts. I plan to fulfill my dream of
becoming a famous rat trainer. I hope to see you again someday. Come see me in the circus.
~Ron
~*End of the Note*~
Harry: *suddenly has an emotional breakdown* NO RON WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT A BEST FRIEND
LIKE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*stubs toe on his bed* damn it!!!!!stupid bed...*goes off to the great hall to eat breakfast*
Hermione: Good morning Harry. I heard you screaming. Anything you'd like to tell me?
Harry: *shoves note in her nose* Ron left.
Hermione: *pulls note out of her nose*
Harry: *shoves note back in her nose*
Hermione: *pulls note out of her nose*
Harry: *bangs head on the table*
Hermione: and Harry, I would appreciate it if you would call me Chocolate Fudge Sunday from
now on.
Harry: *in a slightly competitive tone* fine then...call me...Pineapple Blueberry Smoothie!!!
Chocolate Fudge Sunday: I don't like you anymore!!!!
Pineapple Blueberry Smoothie: Fine then!!!I don't like you either!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oliver Woods part in this twisted plot~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oliver: *looks down at list of quidditch teams* ok, I didn't get into Pride of Portree, Puddlemere
united, Ballycastle Bats, or the Montrose Magpies. This doesn't look so good. So much for being
a professional quidditch player...
Olivers Owl named Peanut Butter: SQUARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oliver: if you squark again Peanut Butter, I'm going to dump you on the street in your cage and
let rats eat you up!!!!
Peanut Butter: squeak...
Oliver: *mumbles to himself* evil owl...
Peanut Butter: HOOT!!!!!
Oliver: I guess we're going to be resorting to the circus...
Peanut Butter: squeak...
Oliver: I just hope that they accept me...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ron's little section of this twisted plot~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ron: *sings at the top of his lungs* TRALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pigwidgeion: *in a very exuberant manner* tweet tweet!!!!!!!
Ron: Thats right Pig!!!!we're going to work in the circus!!!!!!
Pig: TAH-WEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: *starts singing again* TRALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of this small segment of Lord Of The Rats~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi evry1! Although this is posted under Azura's name, I was a co-writer on this one (I'm
tigeR.eye) Well, not yet exactly, since chapter one is by mi amigo Zura, but I'm in charge of
chapter two. Anyway, this fic is very sugar-high right now, principally bcoz it's Zura's work, but
it's all good. Zura's laughing t me right now . . .she seems to think this a/n is long and boring,
one minute *wacks Zura on the head repeatedly* poor, poor Zura . . .she is sooooo clueless
sometimes. Well, I guess there's not much more to say about this fic, it's pretty much self-
explanatory. Stick with us, additional chapters to be uploaded soon. And now, sadly, I must pass
on the keyboard to Zura, before she knocks me out and takes it by force. Adios!
Your's forever and a day,
~*tigeR.eye, the Talented, Eloquent Mastermind of this Operation*~
A/N: sorry bout her. She is quite sugar high...and seeing as we were just looking at pics of Sean
Biggerstaff on the net, she is, quite dazed...and truthfully, I'm not the clueless 1, she is...and
although I rote the first chapter, I plan 2 make sure that u can't really tell the difference on who
rote it when the second chapter is posted...now, 2 finish this long, boring, and totally pointless
A/N, I will let u do what u came here 2 do, read the fic!!!au revoir!!!!!!!!!!
~*Zura the Extremely Powerful and Cunning*~
Disclaimer-we don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters featured in the books.
Harry: Ron wake up!!!!!
Ron's bed: *total silence*
Harry: Ron???
Ron's bed: *total silence*
Harry: *gets up out of his bed to wake Ron up* Ron its time to wake up!!!!!
Ron's bed: *more total silence*
Harry: *wacks what he assumes to be Ron's head under the covers with a pillow* RON YOU
NEED TO WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron's bed: *total silence*
Harry: *pulls covers off the bed and is very surprised to find a note instead of Ron*
~*The Note*~
Harry,
I can't stand it any longer. I'm dropping out of Hogwarts. I plan to fulfill my dream of
becoming a famous rat trainer. I hope to see you again someday. Come see me in the circus.
~Ron
~*End of the Note*~
Harry: *suddenly has an emotional breakdown* NO RON WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT A BEST FRIEND
LIKE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*stubs toe on his bed* damn it!!!!!stupid bed...*goes off to the great hall to eat breakfast*
Hermione: Good morning Harry. I heard you screaming. Anything you'd like to tell me?
Harry: *shoves note in her nose* Ron left.
Hermione: *pulls note out of her nose*
Harry: *shoves note back in her nose*
Hermione: *pulls note out of her nose*
Harry: *bangs head on the table*
Hermione: and Harry, I would appreciate it if you would call me Chocolate Fudge Sunday from
now on.
Harry: *in a slightly competitive tone* fine then...call me...Pineapple Blueberry Smoothie!!!
Chocolate Fudge Sunday: I don't like you anymore!!!!
Pineapple Blueberry Smoothie: Fine then!!!I don't like you either!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oliver Woods part in this twisted plot~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oliver: *looks down at list of quidditch teams* ok, I didn't get into Pride of Portree, Puddlemere
united, Ballycastle Bats, or the Montrose Magpies. This doesn't look so good. So much for being
a professional quidditch player...
Olivers Owl named Peanut Butter: SQUARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oliver: if you squark again Peanut Butter, I'm going to dump you on the street in your cage and
let rats eat you up!!!!
Peanut Butter: squeak...
Oliver: *mumbles to himself* evil owl...
Peanut Butter: HOOT!!!!!
Oliver: I guess we're going to be resorting to the circus...
Peanut Butter: squeak...
Oliver: I just hope that they accept me...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ron's little section of this twisted plot~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ron: *sings at the top of his lungs* TRALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pigwidgeion: *in a very exuberant manner* tweet tweet!!!!!!!
Ron: Thats right Pig!!!!we're going to work in the circus!!!!!!
Pig: TAH-WEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: *starts singing again* TRALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of this small segment of Lord Of The Rats~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~