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Animorphs has so sadly ended, and for most of us it was our favorite series to read from. That's why I am giving a salute to this beloved series. Thanks for an overall great set of stories KAA. Now the song is "Renegades of Funk" ( full-length, not the crappy radio version)  and It's meant to be a theme for the entire saga.  SO ARE YOU READY?!!

Earth: 2025

         

Before the music even starts, we come to a night scene. We hear the sound of multiple shovels striking the ground and tossing the dirt. A closer shot shows humans and Hork-Bajir are doing the work. A few Andalites pace excitedly as they watch the people dig. Suddenly, a beautiful white glow begins to emanate from the ground. There is a chorus of gasps.

          Keep digging! We're almost there! An Andalite yells happily. More furious digging and then, the last of the dirt falls away.

    No matter how hard you try you can't stop us now. Slowly, soft at first, we hear the music come on. A face shot of all the participants, human, Hork-Bajir, and Andalite looking awed

No matter how hard you try you can't stop us now

We're the renegades of this atomic age They all cautiously put a hand out to the beautiful, glowing orb.

          This atomic age of renegades. the glow extends to all of them.  A man manages to say in a trace-like tone,

          "It's time itself….."

          History an Andalite adds as the music gets louder.

          We're the renegades of this atomic age The camera does a slow circle of all the hands pressed to the Time Matrix.

          This atomic age of renegades. Then with the abrupt arrival of the beats, the camera does a sharp zoom on the Time Matrix.

          Since the prehistoric ages and the days of ancient Ket  Shows clips from Ellimist's life including his creation of the Time Matrix.

          Right down to the Andalite ages, the galaxy kept goin through

changes. Hundreds of timelines and star dust whirls together and solidifies into a perfect white orb.

          And the Yeerk Empire came, and times continued to change.  Flash to the Time Matrix, deposited in an alien desert. Some aliens spot it and come up to it, curious.

          Nothing stayed the same, but there were always renegades. They stroke it and peer at it.

          Like Elfangor, Dak Hamee, Edriss 562, Tobias  As it says there names, pictures of them are conjured, fuzzy and white around the edges.

          They were renegades of their time and age

          So many renegades It shows the  Time Matrix being traded to some excited Skrit Na. The ship takes off.

          We're the renegades of Space The camera zips through a tunnel of time-space.

          We're the renegades of Space

          We're the renegades of Space It pops out into normal space, arriving at a large planet with deep. misty valleys ( wonder where this is…)

          We're the renegades of Space

                From a different solar system, many many galaxies away Shows Aldrea and her family making contact with Dak  

          We're the force of another creation, a new galactic  revelation  Multiple Yeerk ships arrive

          And we're on this cosmic mission to help the others listen Flash to Aldrea and Dak running after Aldrea's family is murdered

          And cruise from land and land, singing electronic chants like

          Freedom  nation It flashes to a horizon just beyond the constructed Yeerk Pool

          Revelations A few Controllers peer at the horizon

          Destroy our nations They see Aldrea and Dak riding out in front.

          Destroy our nations They all gape in horror and soon everbody's turning their heads

                Destroy our nations The procession enlarges with the arrival of the Arn monsters

                Destroy our nations The free Hork-Bajir jump form the trees and the attack ensues

                Destroy our nations The picture grows fuzzy again and it flashes

Destroy our nations Again the camera zips into the space-time tunnel and arrives in the future showing an Andalite Dome Ship

Now renegades are the people, with their own philosophies Camera shows Abron joking with Elfangor

          They change the course of history camera goes to Abron lining up the target to hit the Skrit Na ship

          Everyday aliens like you and me Loren holding a shredder as Elfangor and Abron board

          We're renegades, we're the people Elfangor fighting his way through the Controllers on his way to rescue Loren

          With our own philosophies  Elfangor disobeying Alloran's order to kill the Yeerk prisoners

          We change the course of history  Elfangor in battle with the Yeerks

          Everyday aliens like you and me C'mon!

          We're the renegades of Space The Jahar spins around out of control

          We're the renegades of Space Esplin and Elfangor vying for control of the Time Matrix

          We're the renegades of Space  Loren joins too. Esplin, Elfangor and Loren all have their hands pressed to the Time Matrix.

          We're the renegades of Space A flash of blinding white that consumes the picutre

               

( this part goes really fast)

                Poppin', sockin', rockin', puttin' a side of hip-hop Now Elfangor and Loren wander around the nightmare universe

          Cuz where we're goin there ain't no stoppin'-  Loren running in dread from her mockery mother

          Poppin', sockin', puttin' a side of hip-hop

          Cuz where we're goin there ain't no stoppin'- Elfangor and Esplin facing off at the hyper spiral ( camera shoots to the patchy sky)

          Poppin', sockin', rockin', puttin' a side of hip-hop- Fighitng off the Mortrons

                'Cause we're poppin', sockin', rockin', puttin' a side of hip-hop

          Poppin', sockin', rockin' puttin' a side of hip-hop - Again we zip through space-time and arrive at Earth

          We're the renegades of Space  Elfangor's fighter lands and the Animorphs to-be gather

          We're the renegades of Space Elfangor presents the box, camera goes to show the various looks of surprise on their faces

          We're the renegades of Space They all look to Jake and he nods

          We're the renegades of Space Camera shows the box glowing as each of their hands touch it.

               

                We're the teachers of the space They all look up in horror as the Yeerk fighters land

          And not of empty knowledge They all take off and run like hell

          We're blessed with the force and the sight of the future the camera follows Jake as he weaves through the concrete maze, running

          With the ships and the fights and the people and our minds

          Cuz every time  someone  pops into the battle, we get fresh

         

C'mon!  The music becomes a grating, annoying sound. This is where the villains are shown for their equal might. Shows Elfangor rising shakily to his feet as Visser Three stands before him.

          There was a time when our galaxy  V3 brutally murders Elfangor as the Animorphs cry out in horror

          Was simmering in relative  peace Shows Edriss inspecting the pictures of humans ( Loren and Chapman) with a sly smile

          People would gather from all around  Edriss  flanked on either side by guards on her own ship facinf V3's ( a sorta little face off between her and V3 #5)

          To get down to the big sound   Ax and V3 tail fighting. V3 knocking Ax to the ground and raising his tail in a final strike.

          You didn't have to be a renegade those days Shows Taylor's vicious grin as Tobias screeches in  his cage.

          Or have to throw a man to the dance floor The animorphs running for their lives from the Eight monster ( from #1 The Invasion)

ANIMORPH  ROLL CALL!!

          Say bam fighter Jake!

          Say bam fighter shows him in tiger morph fighting fiercely in battle.

          Say fight fighter Him in a dive as a falcon

          Say fight fighter standing triumphantly before Crayak

          Say rally fighter  Marco!

          Say rally fighter Swinging his mighty gorilla fists

          Now move fighter Smiling as he hacks into the CIA

          Now move fighter Him joshing around with Rachel

          Say bam fighter   Cassie!

          Say bam fighter bearing her wolf teeth at Controllers as they circle her

          Say fight fighter  knocking Jake down before he murders Tom

          Say fight fighter showing off her estreen abilities ( her normal self with osprey wings #3)

          Say rally fighter Tobais!

          Say rally fighter  bending down beside Elfangor

          Now move fighter Tobias guiding the two free Hork-Bajir

          Now move fighter Screeching as he rakes his talons forward

          Say bam fighter  Ax!

          Say bam fighter Elfangor and Ax connecting their tail blades

          Say fight fighter  His many fingers flying over an alien keyboard

          Say fight fighter Fighting the Visser

          Say rally fighter Rachel!

          Say rally fighter  tearing through a group of controllers in her grizzly morph

          Now move fighter  Rachel sneering as Drode tries to persuade her

          Now move fighter Fighting till her end against impossible odds ( we love you!)

          Say bam fighter  The Animorphs knocking the Kandrona out of the building (#7)

          Say bam fighter

          Say fight fighter The animorphs against the Veleek creature ( Jake in the truck bed morphed tiger as Marco drives MM#1)  

          Say fight fighter

          Say rally fighter  The animorphs and Hork-Bajir gearing up for V3's invasion of the valley

          Say rally fighter

          Now move fighter The animorphs as they surround V3 (now one, #53)

          Now move fighter

Awawawaaawawawawaaaaa The camera goes through the space-time but now it backs out to show the Matrix itself

          We're the renegades of Space And all the Animorphs with their hands pressed to it

We're the renegades of Space As well as Elfangor and Loren

          We're the renegades of Space Let's not forget Esplin

          We're the renegades of Space  The camera skips forward over the scene and races along the time lines ( golden and bright)

          We're the renegades of SPACE!! A flash of bright gold light consumes the pciture. As the music winds down, we return to the opening scene. They all seem completely speechless.

          "Wow…" is all one man can gasp. Another person nods.

          "Yeah…"

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Yes, it's weird but it took me a LONG time to get this together. And cutting this and reformulating that. Well thanx for reading, now review! See ya! ( for those interested, their WILL be a new chpt for the Drode Chron., before Thursday.) J