Secrets
By: Reffie Striheart
Cloud:*shuffles nervously* Ummm.....okay. We, the Final Fantasy 7 characters are going to reveal are deepest darkest secrets....um.....yeah.
Cid: I hate cursing, it's icky, mean and rude.
Aeris: What the hell do you mean? You @#$%^&! I'm not frigging going to do that!
Cloud: My hair is like this, no gel involved.
Vincent: Secrets? Uh....don't have any.
Tifa: *indicates to her chest* I don't know what the hell this is but it ain't natural.
Barret: Y'know that fire in Corel....I like fire.
Red XIII: Umm....secrets? Hmmm....I like to fart. Yummy.....beans....
Elena: Remember when Rude and I went to Junon....alone? And uh...remember how much the bill was? Well me and Rude made a lot of noise...kinda....
Vincet: I told you! I don't have any secrets!
Reno: *staring at camera picking his nose* What! Is the camera on?!
Rude: I wax my head with car wax.
Yuffie: *singing* I been sleepin' around this old town.
Vincent: Alright...I have one secret....I'm addicted to pickles....
Cloud: I'm a cheater. Ya see I was goin' out with Tifa, and then Aeris came along and then of course Yuffie and then Cid came along....
Aeris: Bite me! Screw you! You think I'm an innocent flower-girl? Ha-HA! I PITY you!
Cid: Tea is disgusting. How can people stand it? Coffee is so much better.
Tseng: A secret...hmmmm....oh I know! I'm not really dead! Yeah!
Sephiroth: I don't like blood, it scares me and so does fire and destruction. *shudders*
Rufus: I have a secret love affair with....Pudgy the Penguin! Shhhh!
Vincent: ....and peaches, sardines, and....
Cloud: Dressing like a girl is FUN!
Tifa: I've always wanted to be a sewage worker.
Red XIII: Bugenhagen's nickname for me is: ' The Cat who Shagged me.'
Reno: * sleeping on a couch, sucking his thumb*
Reno: *from off stage* Damn you Sephiroth!
Sephy: Heh heh heh heh...
Yuffie: *from off stage* Awwwww.....cute.
Barret: Dyne is more then a friend. Much, MUCH more.
Rude: Trash smells good.
Vincent: ...canned peaches, prunes, cat food and oatmeal!
Cloud: Do you think that this shade of nail polish looks good on me? What about this lipstick?
THE END
Author's Note: Yeah yeah, I know. It's crude, rude and socially unacceptable. But what did you think? Flame if you want I could care less! JUST REVEIW!!! Thank-you, I have to go now, my Playstation is calling me.