GASP! Another 'Drama' fanfic?! Yeah well, that's my soft spot in stories. Here is yours truly, JediWanda, back with yet ANOTHER 'family matter' fanfic.

Why? One, I wanted to write something that concerned Cosmo and Wanda's future. Two, I was bored... plain and simple. And three, there had to be someway I could bring Sparkle and Rickstardo back! ((See my first fic, "Never Tell Me The Odds"))

Disclamer: Don't own any characters except the twins. There. And no more disclaimers.

~*~ Milleniums Gone By ~-*-~-*-~-*-~ Chapter 1

"Ma! Hey, Ma!" Sparkle called out as she flew to Wanda. "Look at me!" She crossed her eyes and put her wand up her nose.

Cosmo - sitting in the living room - laughed out loud and Wanda - on the love seat near Cosmo - quickly pulled the wand out of her daughter's nose and disappeared. Brief moments later, Wanda came back from where she hid the wand.

"You know you're not supposed to touch the wand without learning self- control first!" she said to Sparkle. "Who gave you permission to use it?"

"Umm..." Sparkle tried to retrace her steps.

From the other side of the room, the girls heard Cosmo whistle lightly and look out the window. 'Uh-oh,' Sparkle thought. She hovered away slowly from her mom, just in case she had an outburst. 'Here we go again...'

"Cosmo," Wanda said, narrowing her eyes.

Cosmo looked away from the window at Wanda.

"What'd I do?" he said innocently.

"You know darn well what you did!" she shot back.

"How is Spark supposed to learn if we keep everything away from her?"

The two were now standing up and kept conversing as Sparkle hid at a safe distance away from her parents. They have been this way for awhile, and she was getting frightened about how things might end up. Her twin brother, Rickstardo, came up behind her. He looked over at what was going on and sighed. Cosmo and Wanda were facing each other now and the conversation had turned into a fist-clenching argument.

"NOW what happened?" he said disappointed. "They were just fine a few moments ago!"

"Daddy let me use the wand," Sparkle simply said.

"And you listened to him?" Rick grabbed his sister by the arm. "I am sick of this! Come on. Let's try and convince them to stop."

"Nuh-uh! You go!" Sparkle said fearfully as they got closer to their mom and dad.

"... and you always make us eat the brocoli first!" Cosmo kept going.

"Stop jumping off the subject, Cosmo! You know I'm going to win the debate!"

"No you won't!"

"Yes I will!"

"No you won't!"

"Yes I will!"

"No you won't! You're just being a sore loser!"

"*Gasp!* Oh YEAH?!"

"MA!" Rick shouted at the top of his lungs. Cosmo and Wanda stopped arguing and looked at Rick.

"Not now, sweetie. Your dad and I are talking," Wanda said in the most composed voice she could talk in at the moment. But Rick didn't stand for that.

"Jeez, all you do as soon as you get home is argue with dad!" Wanda turned pale of embarrassment and Cosmo crossed his arms, smugly. "And you, dad! You know you have the authority to stop an argument, but you never take the chance! You always wanna win it!" Now it was Cosmo's turn to turn pale. "What's gonna happen next?! Pretty soon we'll be the ones telling you how to behave!"

"Go to your room!" Sparkle said jokingly with a laugh.

"You have a point, don't you?" Cosmo said, now composed.

"Yes, I do." Rick took out his wand and turned himself into a psychologist. "Please sit down."

"Rickstardo, I have to go to work," Wanda started.

"This won't take more than 30 minutes, I promise. Are you ok with it, dad?" Rick asked as he materialized a notebook and a pencil in his hands.

Cosmo stood closer to his son and whispered, "This doesn't include hypnosis, does it?"

"Erm... unless it's necesary, I don't think so."

Cosmo sat on his couch without hesitation and motioned his wife to sit down, too. Wanda groaned loudly and had no choice but to sit down, also. She sat two feet away from Cosmo, not noticing the hurt look on his face.

Rick and Spark had noticed that their parents' relationship has been slowly weakening since they stopped godparenting. Wanda had an independant job manufactoring magical plants and Cosmo worked as a bookkeeper in Fairy Court, sometimes helping Wanda once of twice a month. They barely see each other sometimes and when they get home, there's always an argument on whether who left the merenguine can open or who broke the remote or anything like that. Then they would end with a 'fine', Wanda slamming the door and Cosmo muttering to himself angrily.

The twins were getting fed up with that. They remember there was a time when their parents were more... caring toward each other. Rick was the one concering the most about them. It was almost as if they weren't married at all. They have split even their parental priviliges... Wanda raised Rick and Cosmo raised Spark.

But Rick was determined. He was ready to make a difference in his mom and dad's current life. He began writing on the notebook. Sparkle stayed behind the chair Rick was sitting in and read over his shoulder. He wrote down the date (September 24, 2503), the time and the therapy subject.

"How long is this going to take exactly?" Wanda said while looking at her wristwatch.

"Yeah. Your ma can't wait to go to meet Stellar, Juandisimo and all her other ex-boyfriends. In fact, she could have them on a scheduele," Cosmo said, frowning at Wanda. Wanda gritted her teeth and clenched her fists.

"For the last time, Cosmo! It's not my fault they keep coming over to browse! It's a shop!"

"So now it's the shop's fault?"

"I'm not--"

"HEY! Could we get this started so you may go to work?!" Rick shouted.

Cosmo and Wanda shut their mouths and listened.

"Ok, let's begin... Ma, you go first."

"How come Wanda gets to go first?" Cosmo complained.

"...*sigh*... all right, dad. You go first, then," Rick said at the will to not start another fight. Cosmo grinned victoriously at Wanda, and she crossed her arms and pouted.

"Now, dad... I want you to look back--"

"At what?" he said looking behind him.

"Dad, I mean mentally."

"Ohh..."

"I want you to tell me - or at least try to remember - the very first time you saw mom."

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... waitaminute. ::looks at what I wrote:: AAAHH! What have I done?! I have to write about Cosmo and Wanda's childhood! The most sacred of all fanfic themes in FOP!! GASP..... have to..... get ahold of myself!

*recovers* Whoo! Ok, then. Should I continue? Let me know what you think, guys!