The New Master Of Eisenwald

Another Story :p I can't hold back, hope you enjoy it.

Hatake Kakashi, The Blue Lightning Devil Slayer, otherwise known as The Most Perverted Man In Fiore has returned from a mission only to find the members of his guild nowhere to be seen. He hears about his guild's defeat against Fairy Tail and decides to rebuild the guild. How will Eisenwald fair with A perverted man that will now be their master?

Chapter 1: No Yo Momma Jokes

"Hello, anybody here?" A man said walking through the now abandoned Eisenwald building. This was none other than Hatake Kakashi, the Blue Lightning Devil Slayer. He was one of the strongest Eisenwald members and was always out on S-Class Assassination requests. "Where is everybody?" He thought as he scratched silver hair. "I have a bad feeling about this…" Kakashi sweatdropped. Kakashi walks outside of the guild and into the town centre where it's bustling with people. They seemed a lot happier than Kakashi remembered them to be. Kakashi looked at the local newspaper only to be surprised by the headline: 'Eisenwald No Longer After Their Plans Are Stopped By Fairy Tail' Kakashi was surprised at this headline. "Fairy Tail?" He thought. "Those bastards… but it kind of served Erigor and Kageyama right, they really thought they could get away with killing the guild masters?" Kakashi chuckled. "Erigor is probably sulking in some random place and causing hurricanes by now," Kakashi said aloud. "I should find him." Kakashi sighed through his mask. Kakashi then disappeared in a flash leaving a few lightning sparks behind.

In The Outskirts Of The Village

"Those stupid fairy flies…" Erigor growled. "If it wasn't for them, everything would've gone according to plan."

"Erigor!" Kakashi shouted from a mile away. This made Erigor roll his eyes, Kakashi was the last person he wanted to see. "I finally found you!" Kakashi told Erigor while panting heavily.

"Don't fuck with me, you could probably feel my killer intent from miles away." Erigor stated.

"Well, that's kind of true." Kakashi chuckled. Devil Slayers could track and find other people based off their killer intent.

"Now what do you want with me?" Erigor asked in a rude manner.

"That type of attitude is the reason why you don't have a girlfriend." Kakashi joked but Erigor only glared at him.

"And tell me Kakashi, has being the most perverted man ever got you any girls?" Erigor asked. Kakashi's heart broke in two as his mood did a full 180.

"N-No…" Kakashi sulked.

"That's what I thought…" Erigor's voice trailed off.

"So Erigor, I heard about your incident and all I can say is I told you so." Kakashi told Erigor.

"WHY DON'T YOU SAY NOTHING HUH?!" Erigor thundered.

"Ooh, the crybaby is butthurt." Kakashi chuckled.

"YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE ONE WHO IS BUTTHURT WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU." Erigor grabbed Kakashi by his neck.

"Definitely butthurt. More butthurt than a girl getting spanked." Kakashi managed to cough out. Erigor tightened his grip and threw Kakashi to the floor.

"Erigor! You should listen to your mommy and respect your elders!" Kakashi told Erigor which pissed him off. Erigor picked up his scythe that was laying on a nearby rock and pointed it at Kakashi.

"I'm going to put a hole through you if you don't shut up…" Erigor growled.

"I'm so scared… not!" Kakashi sniggered. Erigor growled and tried cutting Kakashi with his scythe. Kakashi always seemed to get on Erigor's nerves very quickly and always ended up in a fight between the two.

Play Fairy Tail OST- Erza vs Erza

Kakashi disappeared in a flash of electricity and reappeared behind Erigor. Erigor used his Wind Magic to fly into the sky and dodge whatever Kakashi was going to do but Kakashi was expecting this and waited for Erigor to fly into the sky. Kakashi jumped into the sky and was about to punch Erigor when Erigor threw a wall of wind at Kakashi knocking him back down to the ground.

"Emera Baramu! (Emera Baram)" Erigor shouted as he put two fingers over each other in an X-pattern and engulfed himself in wind before shooting a giant blast of wind at Kakashi that resembled a torpedo. "Not happening today!" Kakashi announced. "Burūraitoningu Debiru no Gekikō! (Blue Lightning Devil's Rage)" Kakashi shouted a blue lighting in the form of a beam erupted from his mouth and went head on with Erigor's attack creating a rather large explosion. Erigor couldn't see Kakashi and vice versa but Kakashi still had a few tricks up his sleeve. "Bunshin Mahō: Kage Bunshin! (Clone Magic: Shadow Clone)" The real Kakashi concealed himself while the clone of Kakashi laid down pretending to be hurt from the explosion that occured. Erigor only grinned at seeing him like this and slowly floated down to the ground. He then kicked Kakashi in the gut but then Kakashi simply poofed away leaving white smoke behind.

"What the hell?" Erigor thought.

"Aoraioni no Senkouken! (Blue Lightning Devil's Flash Fist)" Kakashi punched Erigor to the wall who didn't even see Kakashi punching him. He only felt the impact. Erigor slowly started to see darkness but he managed to muster enough strength to get up but Kakashi was already trying to finish it. He ran towards Erigor hoping to punch him and defeat him but when Kakashi was a few centimetres away, he tripped on a tiny rock and fell forwards, his natural instinct was to grab onto Erigor to stay upright but that didn't go as planned. Kakashi pulled down Erigor's trousers exposing his boxers. His boxer pattern was rubber duckies, basically a kid's boxer. Kakashi couldn't help but snigger until he noticed Erigor's second scythe. Well, that would be an exaggeration. It was more like a stick, the sticks you find on top of apples. "Is this all you have in the locker room?" Kakashi genuinely asked before bursting into laughter. "It's so small!"

"It's small because I left the rest of it in your mom." Erigor sneered. He thought he had gotten a good insult in. Kakashi stopped laughing upon hearing this.

OST End

Play Beginning of Fairy Tail OST- Dark Guild

"Haven't you learnt in all the years you've spent with me…" Kakashi began standing up, but his head still tilted to the ground. Erigor got scared that he had pushed his button because Kakashi was one guy you didn't want to piss off.

OST End

"THAT YO MOMMA JOKES ARE OUTDATED!?" Kakashi yelled at Erigor, the sentence took him by surprise. Erigor was definitely not expecting that.

"Okay…" Erigor said confused. He was lost for words.

"And now I'm going to make you pay!" Kakashi growled as he bathed his fist in blue lightning before uppercutting Erigor high into the sky.

"Erigor is blasting off again!" Erigor joked as he soon disappeared from sight leaving a twinkle.

"Man, what was I thinking hiring that guy to be my assistant when I rebuild Eisenwald? He still uses yo momma jokes? Damn, I've got rethink my options." Kakashi sighed. "But that can wait until I finish this chapter of Highschool DxD!" Kakashi gained a perverted smile through his mask that was clearly visible. Kakashi started reading the chapter and was getting to the good bit until a sharp wind shredder ripped his manga in half.

"RIAS WAS ABOUT TO GET NAKED YOU ASSHOLE!" Kakashi shouted as Erigor slowly floated towards him.

"Does it look like I care?" Erigor rhetorically asked. Kakashi growled, his whole body was bathed in lightning.

"H-Hey, Kakashi! You don't need to do that!" Erigor worried. Once, Kakashi started to do this, you never knew what was coming next. Kakashi roared. Kakashi then bit his hand, inspired by one of the mangas he loved.

"I AM A TITAN!" Kakashi confessed and a few seconds of silence passed. "Gia Sekando! (Gear Second)". More silence passed. Erigor facepalmed. Kakashi really could be stupid sometimes. He may be a genius at fighting but when it comes to general stuff, he's pretty dumb. He was forced to drop out of school because he got in too many fights with other students and teachers that called anime and manga 'cartoons'. Since nothing happened to Kakashi, Erigor decided to attack.

"There is a new manga I'm reading! And this move I'll be able to pull off for sure!" Kakashi declared. Kakashi then pulled out a hammer from his pocket. "Thor Zappu (Thor Zap)!" Kakashi shouted as he pumped his Devil Slayer Magic into the hammer and shot it all out at Erigor who was surprised Kakashi even did something, Erigor got struck and was now more fried than fried chicken. Erigor fell to the ground hurt. Kakashi walked over to Erigor and chuckled.

"You cheater…" Erigor spluttered.

"How?" Kakashi questioned.

"That last move…" Erigor began. "Wasn't from a manga…" "But from a…." Erigor was about to finish his sentence but fell unconscious.

"Erigor? Erigor! Come back! Don't leave me on a cliffhanger all alone!" Kakashi screamed out crying. "You didn't finish your sentence…" Kakashi sobbed. "I knew it… I shouldn't have done that move. I know you're dead but I still have to confess. That move was from a… comic book." Kakashi admitted.

"Knew it." Erigor whispered still having his eyes closed before falling unconscious again.

And that's end of this chapter, sorry for the really cheesy ending! Just trying to experiment with humor. And thank you to aPoliteVillain as he gave me tips for humor and his story inspired me (well sort of, I've always had this idea, I was going to upload it as my first story to this site but I didn't know how to start it. But now thanks to him, he has ignited my motivation again for this story. I guess the updates will be about this long.