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it....
A/N1: Ok, we're writing this chappie together, but we're writing seprate chapters probably forever on, so this one isn't in 1st person but it probably will be for the rest..
A/N1= Kay
A/N2=Jen
Understand? Good.
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"We got a gig, hahaha, you didn't, we did!!!" Kay sang happily.
Yes, that's right, after much hard work they're band finally got a gig. It's not that they're band sucked and couldn't get a gig, hell, they rocked, it's that hardly anyplace needed to hire a band of 16-year-olds in a town like theirs? Hardly anyone, that's who.
"Uh, Kay, I don't think it can get a gig, it's a mop." Jen told Kay as she hooked the amp up to the sound system.
Kay opened her mouth, most likely to reply, or shove another pretzel in it, but something hit the amp....
Kay and Jen found themselves falling out of nowhere and hit a stone floor. Kay couldn't find Jen but was reassured that Jen was there from her screaming, "Holy shit my ass hurts!"
"you're ass hurts?????" a VERY un familiar voice asked.
"yes, ass, bottom, touch, bum-bum in case you were wondering * muttering* what kind of looser would say bum-bum anyway?." Kay replied, helping Jen up, because she is OBVIOUSLY crippled.
"Holy shit it's them!!!!!" screamed Jen in delight.
" Them..whose them.JEN YOUR GUITARE!!!!!!!!"
Jen scrambled around trying to catch her guitar so it won't break.
"Hey it is them! Coolie!"
"That's what I just said," replied Jen, kissing her guitar with joy.
" Dun Dun Dun! Hey Jen! It's the oogly biatch. Hehehehe maybe he's wearing his sparkly pink thong.."
Jen starts cracking up, " Yah.. Or maybe his purple undies..."
"Where are you are you from? How did you get here? What are you wearing?" asked Boromir.
"Why do you care, it's not like we're gonna stay with you, you wont let us, we'll pout a lot, you wont cave we'll go off get eaten by orcs and die horrible deaths." Kay replied bitterly, most likely because Jen got her guitar and she didn't get her mic, that wouldn't work in M.E anyway.
"she has a point you know, we can't leave them here, they'll die and we can't take them with us." Legolas told Gandalf, who was probably thinking the same thing.
" Ok, so we're off to die now if you don't mind." Jen told them, and they started to walk off.
"You can't leave, you'll die!!!" Legolas, Pippin, Sam and Boromir shouted, as the others debated the fates of the girls.
"I think we know we'll die that's why we're going. We can't stay with you, Frodo has to go kill that poor, poor ugly ring." Stated Kay.
"How do you know of the ring? THEY MUST BE SPIES!" Strider ( A/N1 not Aragorn, Strider) yelled.
"Yes, so it would seem, but yet, would Saruman send girls, dressed like that, as spies, I don't think he is that incoherent." Gandalf told Strider.
"But they know of the ring, and what's more, that Frodo is the ring- bearer." Boromir said, answering Gandalf's remark.
"We know a great deal more then you think, Boromir, son of Denother, it would be wise to keep us with you, because if we fell into the hands of the enemy, it's over for you guys, and frankly, I would not like to see our two adorable hobbits to die." Jen said, flashing Sam and Pippin a smile.
"It is true, they do know a lot, we will have to trust them, and bring them with us for now, we will decide their fates later, right now we must continue, we have a great deal more to walk before we can make camp." Gandalf told the group, and turned to the girls " you are not to do anything that you will regret, or the enemy wont be able to find all you."
"Yes Sir!" The two girls said in us ion and saluted Gandalf, as if they were in the army.
A/N1: Ok, we're writing this chappie together, but we're writing seprate chapters probably forever on, so this one isn't in 1st person but it probably will be for the rest..
A/N1= Kay
A/N2=Jen
Understand? Good.
~*~*~*~*~*~
"We got a gig, hahaha, you didn't, we did!!!" Kay sang happily.
Yes, that's right, after much hard work they're band finally got a gig. It's not that they're band sucked and couldn't get a gig, hell, they rocked, it's that hardly anyplace needed to hire a band of 16-year-olds in a town like theirs? Hardly anyone, that's who.
"Uh, Kay, I don't think it can get a gig, it's a mop." Jen told Kay as she hooked the amp up to the sound system.
Kay opened her mouth, most likely to reply, or shove another pretzel in it, but something hit the amp....
Kay and Jen found themselves falling out of nowhere and hit a stone floor. Kay couldn't find Jen but was reassured that Jen was there from her screaming, "Holy shit my ass hurts!"
"you're ass hurts?????" a VERY un familiar voice asked.
"yes, ass, bottom, touch, bum-bum in case you were wondering * muttering* what kind of looser would say bum-bum anyway?." Kay replied, helping Jen up, because she is OBVIOUSLY crippled.
"Holy shit it's them!!!!!" screamed Jen in delight.
" Them..whose them.JEN YOUR GUITARE!!!!!!!!"
Jen scrambled around trying to catch her guitar so it won't break.
"Hey it is them! Coolie!"
"That's what I just said," replied Jen, kissing her guitar with joy.
" Dun Dun Dun! Hey Jen! It's the oogly biatch. Hehehehe maybe he's wearing his sparkly pink thong.."
Jen starts cracking up, " Yah.. Or maybe his purple undies..."
"Where are you are you from? How did you get here? What are you wearing?" asked Boromir.
"Why do you care, it's not like we're gonna stay with you, you wont let us, we'll pout a lot, you wont cave we'll go off get eaten by orcs and die horrible deaths." Kay replied bitterly, most likely because Jen got her guitar and she didn't get her mic, that wouldn't work in M.E anyway.
"she has a point you know, we can't leave them here, they'll die and we can't take them with us." Legolas told Gandalf, who was probably thinking the same thing.
" Ok, so we're off to die now if you don't mind." Jen told them, and they started to walk off.
"You can't leave, you'll die!!!" Legolas, Pippin, Sam and Boromir shouted, as the others debated the fates of the girls.
"I think we know we'll die that's why we're going. We can't stay with you, Frodo has to go kill that poor, poor ugly ring." Stated Kay.
"How do you know of the ring? THEY MUST BE SPIES!" Strider ( A/N1 not Aragorn, Strider) yelled.
"Yes, so it would seem, but yet, would Saruman send girls, dressed like that, as spies, I don't think he is that incoherent." Gandalf told Strider.
"But they know of the ring, and what's more, that Frodo is the ring- bearer." Boromir said, answering Gandalf's remark.
"We know a great deal more then you think, Boromir, son of Denother, it would be wise to keep us with you, because if we fell into the hands of the enemy, it's over for you guys, and frankly, I would not like to see our two adorable hobbits to die." Jen said, flashing Sam and Pippin a smile.
"It is true, they do know a lot, we will have to trust them, and bring them with us for now, we will decide their fates later, right now we must continue, we have a great deal more to walk before we can make camp." Gandalf told the group, and turned to the girls " you are not to do anything that you will regret, or the enemy wont be able to find all you."
"Yes Sir!" The two girls said in us ion and saluted Gandalf, as if they were in the army.