Hinata House Cherry Blossom Festival With NERV & ACROSS

This is an unlikely crossover between Love Hina and Evangelion. the Hinata House residents extend an invitation for their annual Cherry Blossom festival to the folks at NERV. Hilarity ensues. the Eva characters are pretty much OOC, but not all of them.

Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina, Excel Saga or Neon Genesis Evangelion. I also don't own Vash The Stampede.

--------Now We Begin Chapter 1: The News--------

CENTRAL DOGMA-10:15 A.M.

Gendo Ikari is sitting at his desk. A screen pops up. Gendo looks at it, and sees that he has a new e-mail. He reads it, turns to Fuyutsuki and says, "Tell the others to come here immediately."

"Yes, sir," Fuyutsuki says. He then goes to the phone.

MISATO, SHINJI, AND ASUKA'S APARTMENT

Misato is sitting at the table, watching TV. Shinji and Asuka are in their respective rooms. the phone rings. Misato answers it. "Hello," she says. "Who's calling?"

"It's Fuyutsuki," came the response.

"What do ya want?"

"Commander Ikari wants you all to report to Central Dogma as soon as possible"

"Okay." Misato hangs up. "Hey, Asuka! Shinji! Get in here!" Misato shouts.

The two children enter the living room. "What's up?" they ask in unison.

"The commander wants us to get to Central Dogma as soon as possible," she replies.

"Okay."

ÄCROSS HQ

Excel and Hyatt are saluting Ilpalazzo. "HAAAAAAAAAAIL ILPALA..." Excel starts.

"...zzo!" Hyatt finishes.

Ilpalazzo then says, "It has come to my attention..."

Excel cuts in. "I DIDN'T KNOW THE THING WAS LOADED! I SWEAR!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Nothing."

"Anyways, It has come to my attention that we have been Invited to a Cherry Blossom festival In Tokyo. As such, I have made your attendence mandatory."

"What does that mean?" Excel asks.

"It means you have to show up, or you're fired."

"Oh..."

CENTRAL DOGMA

Gendo Ikari looks over the group in front of him. Among the group are Shinji, Asuka, Kensuke, Toji, Misato, Ritsuko, Rei, Kaji and Vash The Stampede. "I'm glad you all decided to show up," he says.

"Well, just what the hell do you want?" Asuka, Shinji and Vash ask.

"We have been invited to a Cherry Blossom festival," he says. "And I must ask, who the hell are you?" he asks Vash.

"I'm Vash The Stampede," he replies.

"I think you're in the wrong story."

"Oh, I am?"

"Yeah, this is the Love Hina/Evangelion/Excel Saga crossover," Asuka says.

"Oh, sorry." Vash then leaves to find the story he is supposed to be in.

Gendo continues his speech. "This festival is in Tokyo"

Everyone except for Gendo and Fuyutsuki says, "Tokyo. Got it."

"Good! TO THE NERV MOBILE!!"

See ya in the next chapter!