A/N This pops into my head every time I read:
"Not cold so much as underoxygenated," I said.
"I love it when you talk medical to me," he said.
(page 34, The Fault In Our Stars by John Green)
PLEASE don't take this as a mockery of an amazing book. It's just a stupid joke that comes to me every time I reread (and reread...and reread...) TFIOS.
Disclaimer: I do not own TFIOS *SOBS* or Talk Dirty To Me *thanks gods*. Those belong to John Green and Jason Derulo, respectively.
I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat next to me girl, watching 300
'Cause I know what the girl them need,
Indiana to Amsterdam
I got a tank full of oxygen
You make it hard to breathe
Been around Amsterdam, don't speak the language
But your cannula don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk medical to me
Talk medical to me
Talk medical to me
Talk medical to me
Breathe on, Hazel
You know the words to "Prufrock"
I'm in love with you
Our conversations are long
But you know your AIA
I know what the girl them want,
Indiana to Amsterdam
I got a tank full of oxygen
You make it hard to breathe
Been around Amsterdam, don't speak the language
But your cannula don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk medical to me
Talk medical to me
Talk medical to me
Talk medical to me
Uno, met you at Support Group
Dos, look like Natalie Portman
Tres, we can watch V for Vendetta
Quatro, ooh
Been around Amsterdam, don't speak the language
But your cannula don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk medical to me
Talk medical to me (you you you)
Talk medical to me (yeah yeah)
Talk medical to me (talk to me)
Talk medical to me (oh yeah)
Breathe on, Hazel
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