Song fic: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
Artist/genre: Pat Benatar/rock
Subject: Transformers G1
Characters: Arcee & Hot Rod
You're A real tough cookie
With a long history
Of Breaking little hearts like the one in me.
That's okay, lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it.
So, this is Autobot City? Nice place….a lot of Earth architecture and some Cybertronian designs mixed. Very nice. I think I'll head to the lounge and get some energon.
Arcee walks inside and sits,getting a cube the same rosy pink color of her armor and sighs relaxing, then she sees him. So that's Hot Rod? Chormia and Burnout warned me about him. He thinks he's a Femme's mech…he's coming over. Ok hun…let us play!
"Hello Miss…and welcome to Autobot city. I'm Hot Rod, official greeter of new troops, especially attractive femmes such as your self. May I interest you in a private tour of the city?"
"Tell you what Warm Rod…"
"Hot Rod ma'am"
"Whatever….anyway, as I was saying before being interrupted so rudely, You want my time and company? Well…" Standing to her full height and dumping her liquid energon over his head, "earn it."
Hit me with your best shot.
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot,
Fire away!!!!!
20 CYCLES LATTER
Hmm…my boss is ok. Old cantankerous mech named Kup, and my partner Springer is a little over macho…but they are fun in their own way. Any way, time to go back to my quarters for a quick clean up and then onto the lounge for a shot of energon…high grade I think. What's this on my recharge birth? Crystal Roses…from Hot Rod? Oh…he's good.
You come on with the come on
You don't fight fair.
That's ok, see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain,
I get right back up on my feet again!!!
Walking into the Lounge, she sees Hot Rod and Springer laughing with each other over some joke. "I don't know Roddy, crystal roses? I mean, that's kind of intense…and expensive to boot." "I don't care man. I like her, and I guarantee the roses will knock her off her feet and into my arms by the end of the cycle!" Oh that mechanized swine!!! I'll show him!!! Walking over with the roses in hand, Arcee shatters them over his head. "That all you got?"
Hit me with your best shot.
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot,
Fire away!!!!!
Standing their fuming, her blue optics glowing, Arcee glares at the dazed Hot Rod. "Well boy, do something if you're able!!" Standing slowly, Hot Rod with a dark glint in his optics, reaches out and grabs her. What is he doing?
You're A real tough cookie with a long history
Of Breaking little hearts like the one in me.
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place!!!
With a smirk, Hot Rod pulls Arcee into a deep and slightly violent kiss. Stop…Stop it!! I'm a warrior…this isn't me…don't….don't you dare… Breaking the kiss, He stares at her. "Like I said, my name is Hot Rod Ma'am…got it?" Slapping the young mech across his face, Arcee glares at him.
Hit me with your best shot,
C'mon!
Hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!!!!
Her voice calm and steady, she glares at him. "The next time you kiss me, you better make sure not to stop till I say so, got it?"
"Yes ma'am!"
