REVISED
South Park.
Quiet little mountain town in southern Colorado. Inhabited with the weirdest beings in the world. Notice I didn't use the words, human beings. Of course not everyone in South park is human. Seriously though, there have been aliens, crab people, Manbearpigs, you name it.
But that's normal in this little town. Crazy things happened all the time. It would actually be pretty weird if something crazy, didn't, happen. And most of the time it involved the students of SPH, South Park High. It had started in elementary school and followed them all the way to high school.
This story follows one of those students. They were well known through out the school, hell, the town even. He didn't have the best of reputations, but he survived.
His name was Kenny McCormick. The poor pervert of South Park. Always wearing his orange parka that hid his face from the world. Not many have ever seen his face. Only his family and surprisingly, his best friend, Eric Cartman. Only they knew his secret, and they didn't tell anyone, even Cartman. Kenny didn't know why Cartman never told anyone, but he was glad he didn't.
He didn't want to deal with all the crap that would come with it. Plus he didn't want anything to change. And he knew that if everyone knew about his secret things would change.
Big Time.
Your probably wondering what his secret is aren't you?
Well, I guess you can be trusted.
Kenny McCormick wasn't a he at all.