Samus & Ike

Chapter 1

Samus and Pit were at the battlefield, deep in a conversation about the casual things of Brawl when Pit noticed a handmark imprinted on Samus' face.

"Um...Samus, who the chick that slapped you?" asked Pit

"It wasn't a girl," replied Samus "It was Marth,"

"Oh!" said Pit "Why did he slap you?"

"I was hitting on him and he told he wasn't interested," replied Samus "He even showed me a pic of his wife,"

"He has a wife?" questioned Pit

"Yeah," replied Samus

"Awww," said Pit

"But I called her ugly and said he should go out with me instead," said Samus

"Oh!" said Pit "So that's why he slapped you,"

Samus nodded.

"Well I don't blame him," said Pit "You dissed his wife,"

"Yeah well I...,"

Samus paused and took a good look at Pit.

"What?" asked the confused angel

"Spin around," said Samus

Pit spun around. Then the bounty hunter said "How did I not see it?"

"See what?" asked Pit "Do I have a zit?"

"It's you," said Samus

"What?"

"Pit will you go out with me?" asked Samus

Pit then flew away.

"I guess he needs to think about it," said Samus

Meanwhile at the temple Link was teaching Toon Link how to shoot arrows accurately. Toon was about to shoot one when Zelda teleported infront of him. Toon screamed and shoot it in the air and said "Zelda don't do that,"

"I wanted to surprise you guys," said Zelda

"No offence, but you suck at surprises," said Link

"Thanks," said Zelda with a sarcastic look on her face

"No problem," said Link

"Anyways, Toon, Ness wants to see you," said Zelda

"Why?"

"I don't know," said Zelda "Says it urgent,"

"Fine let's go," said Toon Link

"Don't stay too long," said Link "Remember your training,"

Toon didn't answer. He just went away with Zelda.

For the next 5 mins, Link tested his swordsmanship at the temple. He was about to leave when he heard a dark and sinister voice say "Link,"

"Huh?" said Link "Who's there?"

Then all of a sudden, Link fainted. When he woke up 5 mins later his hair was white, his eyes were red, his tunic, tights, boots, hat and gloves were black and his voice sounded just like the voice that called him. He inhaled and exhaled and said "Feels good to be in a body again. Time to spread chaos all over this new world.