THE FOSTERS
lena: hey stef i decided to foster dis gurl. her name callie n she just got out of juvi. she looked at me liek she was broken n i felt reeeel bad so now shes our kid.
stef: what the fuxk lena? u didnt even talk to me first.
lena: sorry bæ
stef: k
*insert callie jacob*
lena: kids, this be callie. she havin a reeeel tough time right now so make her feel reel nice k?
kids: "k"
brandon: hi im stef's biological son. u r callie
callie; ye
*first day of school*
callie: u play piano?
brandon: ya wanna listen and shit?
callie: ye
*brandon gives callie guitar*
stef: omf lena all kinds of fxcked up shit has happened since callie moved in. liek our kids were in shootings and marianna is selling jesus's pills omfg how can i stop dis madness
lena: um idk just ignore it until season 2
*insert jude*
jude: hi my name is jude and im not gonna pass seventh grade. Oh wait, my foster mom is the principal so she kan change my grades LOL whoops.
jude: i want to paint my nails callie
lena; callie, pls let him.
callie: what makes him special gets him beat up.
*callie gets scared n flees life*
lena: callie all u do is run. u need 2 stay n b luvd
*cut to random appearance by rosie o donnell*
rosie: callie we put u in dis group home cuz ur in love with this foster brother brandon.
callie; i dont belong here
*brandon sneaks around to see callie*
brandons dad: brandon move in with me. u cant live with callie if ur gonna screw her.
brandon: k
brandons dads girldriend: cmon brandon get drunk and sleep with me
den dey hav sex
callie: omf i want to be adopted so baddd
lena; lol no ur dad is not ur dad
callie: wat
FIN