It was a boring day in fairy world, well at least for Jorgen Vonstrangle the leader of the Fairies. The brutish leader of the fairies had to go through fairy collections that day for children who revealed their secrets or had been caught. The worse part of it was, most of the children weren't really miserable just angry little jerks, they didn't really deserve their fairies, but alas, what`s a commander to do. Jorgen made it to the file house.
"Oh great, it`s two-thirty in the morning and I`ve got a good three hours of crap to go through." Jorgen said, laying out piles of files.
Jorgen poured himself some coffee and got down to business. Surprisingly the files only took an hour, as most of the kids were just angry elementary and middle-schoolers only had their fairies for a few weeks. Jorgen thought he had a window of sleep until he got to the turner file. Jorgen groaned and slapped his forehead, cursing in German as his insomnia was about to go through the roof. Jorgen pawed through the file looking over his most recent wishes.
"Let`s see, made time freeze for sixty years, so freakin illegal."Jorgen said.
Jorgen pawed through several more files, a vein really beginning to work its way on his skull. Jorgen began to question this kid`s existence and association with them.
Jorgen continued to paw through them until he reached a black folder that read: Warning! We seriously recommend you ignore this file, burn if you must. Well what are you waiting for? Burn the damn thing!
Jorgen sighed in annoyance and read the file. Inside was the wish for Timmy to do the opposite of what his parents told him, which led him to become Nega-Timmy.
"Fools, this isn't serious, such a waste!" Jorgen said, angrily tossing the file across the room.
Back on earth the alarm clock went off, but Timmy just ignored it and kept snoozing. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof turned into roosters and woke the pink-hat wearing boy up.
"Oh, what time is it?" Timmy asked.
"Six, an hour before you're bus comes." Wanda said happily.
"Well you know the drill." Timmy said lazily.
Cosmo and Wanda sighed; the fairies waved their wands and lifted the blanket off of Timmy. They poofed him into his regular clothes, zapped the plaque off his mouth, and put a regular hat on him.
"Geez Timmy what's wrong?" Cosmo asked.
"I haven't been able to sleep; I keep having stupid dreams about a monster." Timmy said.
Cosmo burst out laughing.
"Oh man, aren't you too old to be afraid of a little monster?" Cosmo asked.
"Big Daddy." Timmy said.
Cosmo screamed and hid behind Wanda as Timmy laughed a little.
Timmy was poofed downstairs only to see his parents rushing about.
"Hey Tommy, I packed your lunch." Mom said tossing Timmy a brown bag.
"Mom there's nothing in here." Timmy said.
"Son, I need you to clean the gutters later, oh and were docking your allowance so we can go to Siberia later." Dad said.
"Oh gee, I didn't think you could dock three cents." Timmy said rolling his eyes.
"Son, you're going to be late! Out now!" His parents said tossing him out.
Timmy landed on the lawn as Cosmo, Wanda and Poof, appeared next to him as Cats.
"I really hate them." Timmy said.
"Timmy Turner, what a horrible thing to say!" Wanda said with shocked anger.
The bus pulled up and Timmy lazily dragged himself onto it and crawled into his usual seat. A few minutes passed and the driver picked up Chester and Aj, the two side-kicks got on and tossed themselves next to Timmy.
"Hey guys." Timmy said.
"Well, we better enjoy this, because once Trixie gets on, we`ll be stuck next to boil kid." Chester said.
And surely enough the driver picked up Trixie Tang and announced her arrival. Trixie passed up everyone, remembering only a few select names. When she got to Timmy`s seat she tossed back her hair and cleared her throat, but was surprised to see the young boy snoozing away.
"What`s wrong with empty bus-seat?" Trixie asked.
"Oh my god, Trixie Tang is talking to us." Aj said drooling.
"G-God damn it man." Chester said face-palming.
Timmy shook himself awake; sweat beading down as he looked up at Trixie.
"Oh, hey I'll tal…" Timmy fell back asleep.
Trixie huffed and walked away, her nose in the air. The bus reached the school and Timmy half sleep walked over to his locker, opening it up and drowning in his F Ocean.
"Guys, I wish these F`s were gone." Timmy said.
After the F`s poofed away a clammy gray hand gripped his shoulder.
"Hey Tuner, it`s time for your beating." Francis said.
Before Timmy could protest, the gray bully dragged him to a trash-can and slammed him into it. Francis smothered the smaller boy in garbage, rolling him in it before taking him into the bath-room.
"Time for your bath." Francis said.
Francis plunged the pink boy a dirty toilet before leaving. The fairies poofed next to Timmy with clothes pin on their noses. Wanda waved her wand and cleaned Timmy up. The small boy walked to his class.
"Ah Turner, you're late F!" Crocker yelled.
Timmy threw the F away then took his seat. Several minutes of nonsense and Fairies passed by and the small boy, found himself snoozing off.
"Turner!" Cocker yelled, smashing a ruler onto Timmy`s table waking him up. "Sleeping in class huh? Well, my latest invention, electro milk should wake you up!"
Cocker dumped a carton of wet eclectic cling on the small boy; Timmy sprawled on the floor in electric twitch.
The whole class spent the next hour laughing at Timmy`s pain. After the lunch bell rang, Chester and Aj rubbed the milk off and helped Timmy stand up.
"This is so tiring." Timmy said.