Poem about Gravity Falls

by rubydear

K-plus just to be safe here. I think I'm good, though... I'm new to writing in this section of FF, but I thought we needed more poetry, so here you go! A (very) humbly titled poem! I take no responsibility for this, as I haven't slept in more than twenty-four hours and just finished this.

For me, this is totally new... Hi, I'm Valerie Faller. I've loved this series since it started, waiting up on Season 2 now!

We need more poetry, and since I was half-asleep I whipped this up.

I haven't slept since... Umm... It's amost eight on a Friday... Last I slept was Wednesday night.

I'm in high school but my math is awful.

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing about Gravity Falls. Seriously, I wish I owned Gravity Falls! I'd be, like, rich!

Love it Here

I really love it here

In Oregon's Gravity Falls

It's not for the faint of heart

We've had so many close calls

I love it for its oddities

And day-to-day routines

Even if our law enforcement

Should've gone into endorsement

(Is that even a thing?

'Cause I think it's a thing)

Cipher, I know you're watching

I could report you for stalking

But then I have no evidence

This poem is now finished

So... How badly did I mess up? I'm no stranger to poetry, but I couldn't think of anything really good... Ah well, it's something. Maybe you got a laugh out of a freshman's failure at what she someday hopes to make her career?

If you want to, feel free to review.