Artemis and Kite go to the PARK!
*Artasims just explanied this life story to Kite*
"Wow. just wow." Kite said complamenting artamis's grand epic but quite dull life tale.
"Ahh yes." said Artemis with a large sigh.
"HEY I HAD an intertesting thing this oen time! Or somthing!
*Kite explanes his WHIOEL darn life issues porblems to artemis*
"Wow! That was BORING!" EClaimed Artimas.
Kite whimpered. "It wasnt BORING! YOU'RE JUST JELLLY!" said Kite exceding louder. Then he startws BWWWLING and ran away from this BIG DUMB MEANIE.
"EH." said Artimas and shruged and made an AWKWARD walkkded along the path madeof shoes or somehtang. "WOW TEH PEEOPLE WHO MAED THIS BRIDGE WERER GOSH DRAN STUPID. THEN he saw the WROST. POSSIBLE. THING!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUUT THAT! I HAET LOLIPOPSS!" HE exclaimed with EXTREEM fell down. This resulted in him saying AHHHHHHHHH.
THEN BEHIND THE DREADFULL abominiation alos known as the lolipop, it was... KITE!
"WHOA WHOA WHOA. WAHT WAS that FOUR? AHHHHHHHHHG!"
KITE STRTED LAUGHING. "OLOLOL WHO"S A STOOPID BORIN PERSON NOW!" Said kite. HE KEPT LAUGHIGN.
Then... WUBBY THE WIZARD CAmE OUT OF NOWHERERE! They boeth scremed and wrere like AHHHH!
"Thou are thee and thouth are'th going'th to'th the'th SLAMMER RIGHT NOW!'
"Ekk!" Artimis explained.
Kite tried to run away be he forgot to move his legs which resulted him falling upon the ground.
"Oh-NoOooooooo!" Kite screamed!
Wubby waved his wand and summoned a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE plate of tacos and ran away laughing!
"WOOOOOOOOOOWWWW! LOOK AL THESE TACOS I GET TO EAT!" kite exclamed!
"HEY! YOU NEED TO SHARE AND GIVE ME ALL THE TACOS!" Artimis demanded! !
"OMG! like no way!" kite added!
before the argument had reached is concusion SOMEBODY ate all the tacos it was a mysterry! Who ate all da tacos! (hint: it was Herminonie!)
"AWWWWWWWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! SOME PUNK Ate aLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the tacos! WE need to do an imnvestivgstion to finds out Whoem did thid HOORIBLE DEED!" Sadi Artemis.
"I know YOUUU did so stop lying and let me hit you with my sword!" said kite
"Oh no. I guess its a draw."
"HEY! I WON HERE!" Kite said :(
"Uhhh, nope." said artimis
"FINE I WILL RUN AWAY FWAILING MY ARMS RIGHT NOW!" Kite said.
Kite just stood there...
akward...
"Bye" Said artamis leaving kite is awkard shame.
TOO DAYS LATER
Kite was on the ground in the process of getting a life but he was interrupted by Diana.
"EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Diana said said.
"SHUT UP YOU DUMB BEAR!" Kite asked politely
"HEY WHAT DID YOU CALL MY GIRLFRIEND HUH!" said Artemis!
"OPPS!"
"GET BACK HERE"
"Nope"
"Thake this!"
"Oww."
"AND THIS!"
"AHHHH!"
Kite then was deffated forever.
Diana then said yay!
THE END!