Okay I got a lot of reviews telling me to make another story with Naruto and Cheese. So I decided to put off finishing my 2nd story for this. If you don't know who Cheese is, check my profile and go to Naruto vs. Cheese. That should give you a pretty good summary.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Foster's home for imaginary friends.

The leaf ninja was running out of options. He was fighting two sound ninjas and losing. A shuriken hit him on the neck. He decided that he had to stop them and wiped some blood onto his thumb before slamming it into the ground. HE appeared. The two sound ninja were never heard from again.

"HHHHH! GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO!" Cheese shouted as he took off in the direction of the Leaf Village.

The worst part was that Cheese had somehow gotten a hold of a shotgun. Cheese has a shotgun. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (Runs away, but then returns because he has to right the chapter.)

When he arrived at the front gates, the guards came up and greeted him.

"HHHHH! Can I have some choooooooooooooocolate milk?" Cheese asked as eh started to drool.

"Uh, I have no idea what that is," said random guard number 1.

Cheese shot him. Random guard number 2's eyes instantly went wide with dinner plates.

"WHY DID YOU JUST SHOOT HIM!" Random guard number 2 asked.

"Because he wouldn't give me a horsy, duh," Cheese said as if it was obvious.

"You asked for chocolate milk! Not a damn horsy!" The guard shouted at him.

"YOUR TO LOUD!" Cheese shouted and shot him to.

"HHHHH! I like blood," Cheese sad as he starred at the blood bath before him.

Kakashi leapt out from behind Cheese with a Chidori. Cheese turned and shot him point blank. The shadow clone poofed out of existence.

"HHHHH! GOTTA GO!" Cheese shouted as he ran straight into the village.

Hope that meets everyone's standards. I won't put up next chapter unless I actually get people saying they don't completely hate it.

Cheese: HHHHH! Can I have some chocolate milk!

How did you get in here! OH NOES! HE'S GOT A GUN!

(Sound of a shotgun firing and of evil laughter)

Fine! Fine, I will post next chapter once I finish it.

Cheese: YAY! (Fires a few shots into the roof) (Starts raining)(rains on my head and only on my head)

Nice. Thank you Cheese, I wish you would fall off a cliff.