A Happy Wheels Naruto Parody
Characters:
Irresponsible Dad (Naruto)
Responsible Son (Orochimaru)
Orochmaru shouted out loud, "I AM THIS BRAT'S SON!? WHAT the hell is this?"
Seemingly unconcerned Naruto rolled his eyes and responded loudly, "SHUT UP, OROCHIMARU, BEFORE I DISLODGE YOU FROM YOUR SEAT AND THEN RUN YOU OVER!"
Orochimaru taunted him by saying, "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY."
Suddenly Naruto did a stoppy (a wheely on the front tire) which caused Orochimaru to fly out of his seat. He hit the road pretty hard and rolled a little ways skinning his elbows and tailbone. Remembering how mouthy and burdening his son was, Naruto turned around drove his bicycle full speed over Orochimaru, which almost instantly killed him.
Naruto glanced behind him and saw his lifeless son in the road. Overjoyed he exclaimed, "Hahaha! Don't worry, son. I will just tell mom that you were killed by bandits." He said to himself, "I'll just clean the blood off the bike. No one will ever know." And then he reached his destination. He was confident and certain he had it all planned out to cover up his involvement in Orochimaru's death.
