Author's Note: WHEEE LOOK AT ME!!! I'm jumping on the Parody Bandwagon! Actually, I've been riding it for a while. I got inspiration for this fic while watching a Disney sing-a-long with my two-year-old brother. But hey, it beats Barney. Anyways, I hope this hasn't been done before....I saw a Disney thing in the Jak and Daxter category, but not here. I WANT MY ORIGINALITY BACK! Hope this doesnt suck too much. Enjoy ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or the Disney movies mentioned in this wack-job I call a fic

Legend of Dragoon Do the Disney Movies

Prologue: Casting call

Me: Okay, I'm gunna be a loser and follow the crowd. ROLL CALL!!

All: We're all here, dammit, what the hell do you want?

Me: See, told ya -- rude LoD characters and an even ruder author acting as a director. But hey, I have nothing better to do...cept my chemistry homework....

Rose: You wanna stop talking to the readers and start doing your damn job?!

Me: Was that a question or an order?

Rose: Order.

Me: Fine then. Let's see.....Dart? Rose? Haschel? Meru? Shana? Miranda? Lloyd? Kongol? Albert?

All mentioned: Here, unfortunately

Me: And um....Zieg, Lavitz, Doel, Wink, Guaraha....stick around I might use you if I feel like it

Doel: I dunno why the hell I always seem to get stuck in these things, I'm only in the game for like 10 minutes and I die -- twice!

Me: Just felt like it.

The other aforementioned: Whatever.

Dart: So what are our roles?

Me: I have multiple roles for y'all

All: *groan*

Me: The more you whine, the more movies I will write about. Aite, let's get this party started!

Miranda: Don't you ever $%^&ing quote $#%^ing Pink ever (*&^ing again!

Me: Just for that, you get all the crap roles.

Miranda: ^%#@$^&*(&*^$#@#@$^&*!!!

Me: Enough already! Time for the madness to begin!

(And so it shall....)