Chapter One: A not-so-normal day in Morganville
(Cassidy Johnson)
So I walked into Common Grounds where I found Oliver standing at the counter. He was glancing towards where Claire was sitting and definitely not reading whatever her t-shirt said! When Shane noticed, he chucked his hot coffee at Oliver, but instead It nailed Amelie right in the face. Then Myrnin burst in and started hugging me like a maniac who had eaten way too many 'shrooms. He then started to dance about and sing "IM ON A BOAT, MOTHA F****ER!" Scared, I crept out the door with Claire, Shane, and Eve and headed back to my small apartment. On the way there, I was stopped by a little boy. He told me he was Michael, the magic guitar-playing pixie. That was just,…lovely. I then commanded him to sing because, I am the great hot-dog eating champion! (Inside Joke) Then Myrnin came back and scared away the small child with his antics. He proceeded rape-hugging me while singing "I Just Had Sex!" which gave me even worse mental images. This is what happens when you drink things on Myrnin's desk!
A/N: Cassidy's Random Story! Ones for Teddy, Jourrney, Chaz, and Katie to come!