It started out as a poetry project for my writing class at school and I accidentally Johnlock'ed. Whoops.
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JOHN
You insufferable man.
It would've been nice if you
Could actually pick up
Some milk,
Or stop
Leaving heads in the fridge.
Surprisingly enough,
We sometimes have company
Over,
And leaving body parts in the fridge
Is a bit
Not
Good.
You, with your turned up collar,
And Belstaff,
And cheekbones,
Waltzing around London trying to get
Yourself killed.
You managed to die on me
Once before.
I am not going through that again,
You insufferable man.
SHERLOCK
You, John Watson, keep me
Right.
If you want milk, I can have Mycroft
Bring gallons by the truck load,
And really John, how can you
Bring yourself
To stop brilliance?
I can't help the cheekbones,
Just like you can't help the ugly wool jumpers;
No matter how many Mary and I
Burn.
I know I'm a bit rash
(And stop acting surprised that some things get through
My thick skull.)
But if anything,
There is no one else I'd rather
Have beside me on a case,
Ready to shoot,
Than you, idiot, because you,
John Watson,
Keep me right.
