Tina was flipping a burger with a cheap-ass spatula that they could only get from somewhere like Walmart with a coupon that you would expect to find in the bottom of an old lady's purse that she didn't get at a store in Saks Fifth Avenue in Tulsa, Oklahoma, a city which would make you believe that the tornado from the Wizard of Oz was Russian.
Tina's boobs began to giggle and she began to groan as if she had to take a 4 hour constipation spell after eating one of the burgers that her father made with low quality ingredients. The restaurant was literally about 8 percent better than McDonald's, which wasn't saying much. Tina groaned continuously and she fell down to the ground. She really wished something amazing would happen.